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Funny story: Liverpool Back Out Of Kaka Deal

Liverpool Back Out Of Kaka Deal

Liverpool today announced that they were abandoning all attempts to lure Brazilian midfield maestro Kaka to Anfield. The reason given was that Liverpool are skint, and unless Hicks and Gillet pull their fingers out and sort out the mess that Liverpoo...

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Funny story: Kop Kredit Krunched

Kop Kredit Krunched

Soccer giants Liverpool FC are facing financial ruin following the failure of the club's owners to service high levels of debt. American pair, Hicks and Gillet, who haven't enjoyed the best of business relationships are reportedly dragging the clu...

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Funny story: Rafa Relents - Congratulates Fergie In Person And Buys Him A Pint

Rafa Relents - Congratulates Fergie In Person And Buys Him A Pint

Following an initial strop of unprecedented proportions, Liverpool boss Rafa Benitez finally conceded that his battle of wills with Manchester United supremo Sir Alex Ferguson was over, for now at least. Benitez had congratulated Manchester United...

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Funny story: Horror Of All Horrors - Tevez To Join Liverpool?

Horror Of All Horrors - Tevez To Join Liverpool?

Manchester United fans awoke to a living nightmare this morning when it was announced that Argentinian striker Carlos Tevez rather fancies joining Liverpool. Tevez has been publicly unhappy about his limited appearances for United, despite doing a...

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Funny story: Benitez In Dramatic Late Swoop For Tevez

Benitez In Dramatic Late Swoop For Tevez

Reports emerging from Manchester United's Carrington training ground this lunchtime would appear to suggest that the war of attrition being waged between Sir Alex Ferguson and Rafa Benitez has escalated to a whole new level. It has been confirmed...

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Funny story: Liverpool - Police hunt men

Liverpool - Police hunt men

Once again Liverpool is a city in mourning as all of Liverpool Football club's back four have gone missing. The players failed to turn up for the match against Chelsea last week but were expected to return to Anfield in last night's fixture with A...

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Funny story: Hull City Shitting Themselves Ahead Of Liverpool Game

Hull City Shitting Themselves Ahead Of Liverpool Game

Hull City manager Phil Brown was reported to be in an advanced state of anxiety as he prepared his squad for the visit of Liverpool to the KC Stadium on Saturday, and has said that the Tigers players are "fairly shitten' themselves at the prospect".

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Funny story: Liverpool vs Arsenal results in 4-4 Goal-fest as both managers play with no Goalie

Liverpool vs Arsenal results in 4-4 Goal-fest as both managers play with no Goalie

Both Rafa Benitez and Arsene Wenger threw caution to the wind as they aimed to win last night's Premiership clash between Liverpool FC and Arsenal. For the first time in the Premiership, both sides opted to play with no Goalkeeper, allowing them t...

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Funny story: Rafa Benitez gesture to Sam Allardyce explained

Rafa Benitez gesture to Sam Allardyce explained

The controversial gesture made by Liverpool FC manager Rafa "Chief Akimwolo" Benitez at the Blackburn dugout last week has been identified, not as implying that the game was over, but as an ancient Aztec gesture. The Liverpool manager has been rec...

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Funny story: Pepe Reina Injured, Laughing Boy Charles Itandje To Deputise Against Arsenal

Pepe Reina Injured, Laughing Boy Charles Itandje To Deputise Against Arsenal

Liverpool boss Rafa Benitez got the bad news he didn't want to hear ahead of Tuesday's crunch encounter with Arsenal at Anfield, when first choice goalkeeper Pepe Reina was ruled out with an injury, and in his place comes the Laughing Frenchman, Char...

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Funny story: Liverpool Goalkeeper Charles Itandje In Trouble For Laughing At Hillsborough Memorial Service

Liverpool Goalkeeper Charles Itandje In Trouble For Laughing At Hillsborough Memorial Service

Liverpool Football Club have initiated an investigation after one of their players, Charles Itandje, a reserve goalkeeper and a Frenchman, was seen laughing during the Hillsborough victim memorial service at Anfield on Wednesday. Quite what he was...

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Funny story: Liverpool awarded 2009 Champions League Cup!

Liverpool awarded 2009 Champions League Cup!

In a sensational and unprecedented move last night UEFA announced that they have decided to award Liverpool this year's Champions League. Speaking after Liverpool's heroic and tragic 7-5 aggregate defeat to Chelsea, UEFA President Michel Platini s...

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Funny story: Captain S. Gerard Will Carry His Second Leg VS Chelsea

Captain S. Gerard Will Carry His Second Leg VS Chelsea

Liverpudlian Capitan Steven Gerard despite the loss of his left leg in a previous match has announced that he will carry said second leg into the face off with Chelsea. Gerard has received a special dispensation from the Pope of Geenwich Village...

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Funny story: Torres Can't Kop A Feel

Torres Can't Kop A Feel

Liverpool superstar Fernando Torres has admitted he doesn't wasn't Liverpool to win the title as it may harm his chances with the gay section of the Kop end. Speaking outspokenly about the situation Torres (20 something) said "They always want wha...

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Funny story: No Comment

No Comment

Merseyside - Last night. It looked like business as usual for the red half of Merseyside when Fernando Torres put Liverpool ahead after six minutes in the Champions League quarter final first leg. Liverpool, who have recently been kidding themselv...

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Funny story: Manchester United Bottle Gone

Manchester United Bottle Gone

There were disappointed fans at Old Trafford tonight after the Champions League quarter-final first-leg match between Manchester United and FC Porto ended in a 2-2 draw, giving the Portuguese side a distinct advantage going in to the second leg next...

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Funny story: Manchester United All Set To Kick Ass

Manchester United All Set To Kick Ass

Manchester United have had enough. And that's official. Following complaints that the Premiership was turning into a one horse race, United capitulated to an embarrassing, soul destroying defeat against the scouse hun, and a defeat away to a bunch of...

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