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Funny story: Robert Pattinson asks was Jesus a Vampire

Robert Pattinson asks was Jesus a Vampire

Robert Pattinson claims there is evidence that Jesus Christ, might have been a vampire,as only vampires can rise from the dead. In vampire Movies, vampires are frightened of daylight, which Robert thinks is something to do with the fact that Jesus...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart And Gaga Among World's Most Influential People

Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart And Gaga Among World's Most Influential People

Thyme Magazine this week named Twilight sweethearts Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart, along with pop/fashion icon Lady Gaga, among the World's Most Influential People. Which is comforting to know. Global celebrations erupted as campaigners...

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Funny story: Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson engaged for 'The Flintstones: Viva la Transylvania'!

Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson engaged for 'The Flintstones: Viva la Transylvania'!

The Twilight lovers announced today their Easter plan to cement what is certain to be a six month marriage as well as Hollywood type casting. Not only did they embrace matrimony they formed a joint production company, 'Yabba Dabba doo doo films' and...

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Funny story: David Beckham, Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart And Taylor Lautner To Feature In New Movie - Bend It Like Ricky Martin

David Beckham, Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart And Taylor Lautner To Feature In New Movie - Bend It Like Ricky Martin

Soccer star David Beckham is to take time out from trying for another baby with Posh Spice, in order to join forces with leading cast members of the Twilight movie franchise in a new film about a gay footballer's girlfriend who becomes a dead-ball sp...

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Funny story: Ashley Greene: Maybe Kristen Stewart Should Drop Out Of Twilight

Ashley Greene: Maybe Kristen Stewart Should Drop Out Of Twilight

With a huge hit on their hands, why would Ashley Greene even suggest that Kristen should drop out of her role as Bella Swan in it? "Because she's back to calling herself 'Bella' again", Ashley told 'Hollywood Blue'. This happened a little over...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart Tweet at Twilight

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart Tweet at Twilight

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Tweet at Twilight, while lots of other couples have been known to meet at twilight. They both put lots of messages on twitter every evening at twilight and for hours they both post tweet after tweet. Pattins...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart Appeal For Fans To Stop Reading Bogus Internet Stories

Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart Appeal For Fans To Stop Reading Bogus Internet Stories

Robert Pattinson and sweetheart Kristen Stewart today issued an impassioned appeal to their fans to stop logging on to and reading the utter shite which is published all over the net about them. Speaking for the couple, Chester, a kids' TV show pu...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart argue as Pattinson retires from Acting

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart argue as Pattinson retires from Acting

Robert Pattinson has sensationally announced today that he is retiring from acting as he is fed up with the attention fame has brought him since he appeared in the Movie Twilight. Pattinson said today "I would rather go out and get pissed, I am no...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson pissed again like he was last summer

Robert Pattinson pissed again like he was last summer

Robert Pattinson was pissed again which has been a frequent occurrence over the last year. Pattinson was seen at a bar in London and after twelve pints of Lager he was laughing so much he pissed his pants. Pattinson has never been out of the news,...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart claim Michael Jackson did not do moon walk it was Neil Armstrong

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart claim Michael Jackson did not do moon walk it was Neil Armstrong

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart have been discussing the late Michael Jackson and have agreed that Jackson did not do the moonwalk,it was Neil Armstrong when he said "That's one small step for man,one giant leap for mankind". Armstrong alle...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, Taylor Lautner And Kate Beckinsale To Finance And Star In Indy Vampire Flick?

Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, Taylor Lautner And Kate Beckinsale To Finance And Star In Indy Vampire Flick?

A Hollywood insider today revealed that Twilight trio, Pattinson, Stewart and Lautner had been involved in talks with Brit stunner Kate Beckinsale with a view to bankrolling and starring in their own Indy Vampire movie. It's thought that the quart...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart Believe That Less Can Be More

Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart Believe That Less Can Be More

Apropos of absolutely nothing, our reporter in Hollywood today told us that Twilight stars Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are all set to toe the Steven Spielberg line of brevity being all and less being more. Pattinson and Stewart agreed in...

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Funny story: Lautner, Kristen Wins 'Cutest Couple' In Kids Choice Awards! Pattinson Unhappy!

Lautner, Kristen Wins 'Cutest Couple' In Kids Choice Awards! Pattinson Unhappy!

Last night, "Twilight" star Taylor Lautner stole the show by picking up two of the blimp-shaped trophies at the 23rd annual Nickelodeon spectacle inside UCLA's Pauley Pavilion. Lautner pu the bite on the favorite actor honor for his "New Moon" ro...

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Funny story: Kristen Stewart Receives Threatening Letters

Kristen Stewart Receives Threatening Letters

Who would threaten beloved actress Kristen Stewart is what police are wondering. "The young lady has been getting these for months before she finally brought several to us", stated Police Chief Lawrence Seaway! "I wish she had brought them to us b...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart prefer Twilight

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart prefer Twilight

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart will put their lights out tonight because they prefer twilight,not because of this Earth Hour climate change campaign. Earth Hour ,organised by the World Wildlife Fund (WWF),will see millions of people switch t...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart find Drunks buy The Twilight Saga New Moon DVD

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart find Drunks buy The Twilight Saga New Moon DVD

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart have been advised that research has shown that a large percentage of people seem to buy the Twilight Saga New Moon DVD after they get totally drunk. Yesterday for example Richard and Judy plus their daughter Ch...

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Funny story: Angelina Jolie After Robert Pattinson? No, Apparently It's Kristen Stewart

Angelina Jolie After Robert Pattinson? No, Apparently It's Kristen Stewart

Even old hands at reporting in Hollywood are getting mixed-up with who's who and what's what these days. According to the latest news in "Hollywood Blue", Kristen Stewart who has been battling with another vampire lady has ran head first into a re...

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