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Funny story: Justin Bieber Begs Mom to Have a Boy/Girl Sleepover

Justin Bieber Begs Mom to Have a Boy/Girl Sleepover

Being discovered at an early age has its disadvantages according to Justin Bieber. In a recent interview, Bieber was asked what regrets he has, if any, about his meteoric rise to fame at such an early age. He replied that probably the biggest regret...

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Funny story: Khloe Kardashian States For The Record That She Is Not A Transvestite

Khloe Kardashian States For The Record That She Is Not A Transvestite

LOS ANGELES - The youngest of the three Kardashian sisters Khloe recently sat down at The Pompous Pizza Parlor in Los Angeles and talked about her life since appearing on her and her sisters popular reality show Growing Up Kardashian. Khloe who is...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber To Guest Star On "Growing Up Kardashian"

Justin Bieber To Guest Star On "Growing Up Kardashian"

HOLLYWOOD - It has been confirmed that teen singing sensation Justin Bieber will be appearing on the reality show Growing Up Kardashian. Bedroom Pillow Talk reported that the 16-year-old Canadian heartthrob has always had a special place in his he...

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Funny story: The Kim Kardashian Tit Bite Cover Up

The Kim Kardashian Tit Bite Cover Up

ST. BARTS, West Indies - St. Barts' Purple Jellyfish Hotel recently welcomed Kim Kardashian of the TV reality show Growing Up Kardashian. Kim who has recently been involved with NFL football players Reggie Bush of the New Orleans Saints and Miles...

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Funny story: "The Jersey Shores" JWoww And "Growing Up Kardashian's" Kim Kardashian Give Each Other 'Lip Service'

"The Jersey Shores" JWoww And "Growing Up Kardashian's" Kim Kardashian Give Each Other 'Lip Service'

NEW YORK CITY - One of the stars of the reality show The Jersey Shore, JWoww has come out swinging against one-third of the infamous Kardashian sisters, Kim. According to Tittle Tattle Tonight JWoww is extremely upset that KimKar is denying that s...

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Funny story: Kourtney Kardashian Unveils Her Weight-Loss Secrets

Kourtney Kardashian Unveils Her Weight-Loss Secrets

12-year old Lobotomy Channel reality star Kourtney Kardashian was keen to show off her incredibly-toned physique as recently as last Wednesday, as she looked absolutely incredible basking in the sun in Miami with her boyfriend Scott "Spotted" Dicksic...

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Funny story: Kim Kardashian Signs Deal With Implant Manufacturer

Kim Kardashian Signs Deal With Implant Manufacturer

Recently named as having the "Best Butt" in the world for 2010, Kim Kardashian has just inked an agreement with Meddiplant Corporation to produce a full line of butt-implants for the "caboose challenged", as Kim likes to call it. Working closely...

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Funny story: Jet's Rex Ryan Says Cam Newton will Start Next Week at Pittsburg Steelers!

Jet's Rex Ryan Says Cam Newton will Start Next Week at Pittsburg Steelers!

NY Jets fans today applauded coach Ryan's decision to bench Mark Sanchez and start newly acquired Heisman winner Cam Newton after Sunday's dismal performance at home against the inept Miami Dolphins. Sanchez, looking dazed, confused, and terrified...

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Funny story: Heisman Trophy Winner Cam Newton Now Linked to Kim Kardashian in "Big Arse Mess!"

Heisman Trophy Winner Cam Newton Now Linked to Kim Kardashian in "Big Arse Mess!"

Cam Newton, Auburn's best football player in decades, won the Heisman Trophy in a tsunami of votes cast by Sports Writers, and later celebrated with new beau Kim Kardashian who was on hand to keep an eye on her latest conquest. Newton, who ecl...

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Funny story: The Kardashian Sisters, Kim, Khloe, and Kourtney All Agree To Pose Nude In PlayGuy Magazine

The Kardashian Sisters, Kim, Khloe, and Kourtney All Agree To Pose Nude In PlayGuy Magazine

CHICAGO - Kim Kardashian's ex-boyfriend Dallas Cowboys receiver Miles Austin has just stated that he heard from an unnamed source that Kim, Khloe, and Kourtney have all agreed to appear in a nude layout in the January issue of PlayGuy magazine. Wh...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber Bubble Gum Trading Cards To Become The Biggest Selling Trading Cards In History

Justin Bieber Bubble Gum Trading Cards To Become The Biggest Selling Trading Cards In History

NEW YORK CITY - Chew This, the bubble gum trading card company that will be producing the new Justin Bieber Bubble Gum Trading Cards has already had advance orders of 10 million cards. Company spokesperson Broussard T. Winniefelt stated that the s...

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Funny story: Kardashian Credit Cards Don't Work

Kardashian Credit Cards Don't Work

The Kardashians are slowly backing away from another failed business venture, and this time it is their prepaid credit card idea that is leading to some bad press. "I really thought the credit cards were a great idea, because I know that is prett...

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Funny story: Toddler Plunges from Lakers Box onto Kim Kardashian Implants Fine

Toddler Plunges from Lakers Box onto Kim Kardashian Implants Fine

This is one boy who should have been stapled to his seat. Last night at the Staples Center Kim Kardashian was sitting courtside with Halle Berry's baby daddy Gabriel Aubry watching the Los Angeles Lakers blow away the Golden State Warriors. Pau G...

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Funny story: Kim Kardashian Confesses That Her Tits Are Too Big

Kim Kardashian Confesses That Her Tits Are Too Big

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Kim Kardashian was sitting out by her swimming pool reading the latest issue of Carbs and Calories magazine when she was asked by her gardener if it was true that she was getting back together with her ex-boyfriend Dallas Cowboy rec...

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Funny story: Kim Kardashian Explains Why She Has Gained So Much Weight Lately

Kim Kardashian Explains Why She Has Gained So Much Weight Lately

BEVERLY HILLS - Kim Kardashian, one-third of the famed Kardashian sisters, was asked by a reporter for National Geographic why it is that her weight has ballooned upwards in just the past few weeks. Kardashian, who was shopping at the 'big gal' se...

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Funny story: Kim Kardashian Hires Milli Vanilli to Produce Debut CD

Kim Kardashian Hires Milli Vanilli to Produce Debut CD

Following in the footsteps of all those media stars and starlets who have convinced themselves that they can sing too, Kim Kardashian has announced that she will produce a pop album featuring, of course, the sound styling of Kim Kardashian. With a...

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Funny story: Kim Kardashian Says Her Naked Posing Days Are Over

Kim Kardashian Says Her Naked Posing Days Are Over

HOLLYWOOD - Kim Kardashian recently posed in the nude in W Magazine. The famous member of the Kardashian sisters says that she wanted to get her 'nude posing' out before her 30th birthday, (Oct. 21, 2010). Kim said that she feels self-conscious, e...

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