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Funny story: FDR Crippled by Elevator not Polio

FDR Crippled by Elevator not Polio

Elevators are a modern convenience. The hassle of using our legs has been replaced by a system of pulleys and cables. It's never been so easy to go up or down. Gone are the days when stairs were the only way to ascend and descend. Indeed, many of us use elevators in our daily lives. We rely on them at work, school and at play. The elevator allows our tired bodies an extra minute in the morning. Th...

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Funny story: The 17 Yazoo Kids of Cumberland County, Kentucky

The 17 Yazoo Kids of Cumberland County, Kentucky

Taylor Swift and Joe Jonas have been signed to star in the 1980 remake of Coal Miner's Daughter, the true story of Loretta Lynn. The original movie starred Sissy Spacek as Loretta and Tommy Lee Jones as her husband Doo. Loretta was born and raised in Butcher Holler, Kentucky. Taylor and Joe traveled down to Cumberland County, Kentucky which is located on the Kentucky-Tennessee border in or...

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Funny story: Pheasant Plucker's Son Lashes Out

Pheasant Plucker's Son Lashes Out

Chartered Accountant, Ellsworth Biggins 39 of Virginia Water, Surrey today reacted angrily to accusations from Malicious sources which had branded him as a 'Pheasant Plucker'. "I am not a pheasant plucker, I am a chartered accountant," Biggins tol...

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Funny story: Beeb docu fails to make impression on binge drinking Brit Bitches!

Beeb docu fails to make impression on binge drinking Brit Bitches!

Last evenings Beeb's (BBC2) feeble attempt to portray two daft, moronic, drunken, criminal bitches, marauding and terrorising the streets and courts of Doncaster and York failed, utterly miserably! After 30 minutes of listening to: "F**k this, f**...

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Funny story: Local Girl With Tourettes Tells Somebody to Fcuk Off!

Local Girl With Tourettes Tells Somebody to Fcuk Off!

Young teenage girl Rebecca 'Becca' Richmond has told an old man on a bus to fuck off during a wild tirade against everything that pisses her off. 16-year old Becca, who suffers from a form of tourettes syndrome in which she cannot control her fuck...

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Funny story: Anti-Social Little Bastard Won't come out To Play

Anti-Social Little Bastard Won't come out To Play

Steaming little shite, Barney Noble, says he won't go outside and play in the Sun with the other little brats that life in the area. The local hateful child said he prefers playing videogames on his computer and just being a right, moany little ba...

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Funny story: Ronald McDonald Accused Of Child Abuse

Ronald McDonald Accused Of Child Abuse

(AP) - Cambridge, MA: If a newly formed children's protective watchdog group has its way, famed McDonald's Hamburg icon "Ronald McDonald" should be charged with child abuse. According to the founder of "RoGo," Stephanie Hertzberg, 43, a health food s...

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Funny story: Local Toddler Behind Spate of Prank Calls

Local Toddler Behind Spate of Prank Calls

Local Two and three quarter's year old child Billy Bugger has been identified as the mastermind behind a spate of local prank calls in the area. During a two-week period, Billy used a telephone to call up several local businesses and private resid...

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Funny story: Scottish Satan, alias ex-cop and child abuser is really SATAN!

Scottish Satan, alias ex-cop and child abuser is really SATAN!

Notorious ex-cop, Black Magician and evil paedophile, better known as Satan, alias McFadden from Dumfries and leader of the Dumfrisian Satanic Circle was convicted today. Although being medically proven sane, Satan, when asked by the Judge why he...

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Funny story: Fathers 4 Justice parent claims Jacksons kids are his

Fathers 4 Justice parent claims Jacksons kids are his

London: Who will get Wackos Kids? ... is the question on everyone's lips tonight, after the death of the pop prince from a heart attack yesterday. Mark Russell of UK pressure group Fathers 4 Justice, a group which holds wacky daredevil stunts on t...

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Funny story: China to Workforce: "Don't Sweat It"; Promises to Lower Humidity in Country's Plethora of Sweatshops

China to Workforce: "Don't Sweat It"; Promises to Lower Humidity in Country's Plethora of Sweatshops

SHANGHAI - Amidst increasing international pressure, the infallible Chinese government has vowed to remove the blood, sweat, and tears - particularly the sweat - associated with its myriad of archaic sweatshops. To achieve this, it has plans to r...

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Funny story: 'A Children's Tale' by President Barack Obama

'A Children's Tale' by President Barack Obama

'Once upon a time, in a land far, far away from reality, there were many girls and boys, and all the boys and girls were unhappy. And do you know why they were unhappy? Because their mommies and daddies had lost their jobs at digging holes in the ground and recycling air, and the few coins they'd saved up for feasting had been stolen by the wicked Baron Greenbank. And some of their mommies and...

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Funny story: Pregnancy Confusion Ends Happily

Pregnancy Confusion Ends Happily

There was a happy ending today, to the story of one 12-year-old boy known only as 'X', when medical tests to ascertain whether or not he had fathered a child, showed that the young lad was NOT the father. Instead, the results proved, beyond doubt,...

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Funny story: Major Blow to Childeren's Lit.

Major Blow to Childeren's Lit.

Beloved children literature character and world renowned cartoon idol, Winnie the Pooh was arrested this morning in his hideout deep in the Hundred Acer Woods. Legal spokesperson for Scotland Yard stated that Mr. W.T. Pooh was arrested on the charge...

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Funny story: Preschooler Charged With Manslaughter

Preschooler Charged With Manslaughter

Washington DC: A preschooler, Little Johnny (name withheld because he is a minor) has been charged with multiple counts of unintentional manslaughter. Little Johnny's defense attorney said that "the defense is pleading him not guilty by virtue of en...

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Funny story: Every child in England asked: WWEBD?

Every child in England asked: WWEBD?

A new moral code will be enforced on every child, teacher, parent and social worker in England. In new lessons, children are to provided with a new "moral compass" where they will have to ask themselves: What Would Ed Balls Do? Pictures of the...

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Funny story: Madonna Gandhi visits Calcutta

Madonna Gandhi visits Calcutta

The guru of pop, Madonna Krishnouise Gandhi, today visited Calcutta in India, to give hope to the thousands of children living on the streets there. 'Children of Calcutta', she announced, 'celebrate! I took a holiday from adopting African childre...

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