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Funny story: Wills and Kate may as well have been sentenced to life in prison without possibility of parole

Wills and Kate may as well have been sentenced to life in prison without possibility of parole

It was so refreshing to me to read, a few moments ago, an article written by Martin Amis. I admit I hadn't known who he was/is until a few minutes ago. I did enjoy and agree with his column in an online newspaper. He says the Queen doesn't listen. I can BELIEVE that because she has always appeared to me to be an extremely selfish woman. Poor Prince William and Kate will now be under the...

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Funny story: Royal Eugenicist Declares Kate Middleton "Acceptable"

Royal Eugenicist Declares Kate Middleton "Acceptable"

In the run-up to the royal wedding between Prince William and the peasant girl Kate Middleton, we have caught many glimpses of royal life. Not only have we learnt in excruciating detail the minute-by-minute plans for the wedding, but also what Kate w...

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Funny story: Kate will promise to obey - for a big chunk of the Civil List

Kate will promise to obey - for a big chunk of the Civil List

London - Prenup documents drawn up by Palace lawyers show a sliding scale of potential payoffs should Ms Middleton's altarside promise to Love, Honor & Obey fall at the first fence. In the first year of marriage she's to get a credit card from...

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Funny story: No 'HRH' for Kate and no Dukedom

No 'HRH' for Kate and no Dukedom

London - Kate Middleton was told today she'll be calling herself plain Mrs Wales after the 29 April nuptials. Gargantuan ambitions to style herself Her Royal Highness Princess Catherine of Wales have been scuppered - as has the couple's bid for 'a...

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Funny story: Kate Middleton as Miss Havisham on Pratts Bottom crop circle

Kate Middleton as Miss Havisham on Pratts Bottom crop circle

Berkshire - The season's first crop circle - depicting Kate as a latter-day Miss Havisham - has appeared just yards from the Middletons' Bucklebury home. The 100ft diameter etching in a Pratts Bottom rape-seed field shows the desperate royal wan...

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Funny story: Sun Myung Moon Announces Mass Wedding Ceremony of 35,000 In Parliament Square April 29th!

Sun Myung Moon Announces Mass Wedding Ceremony of 35,000 In Parliament Square April 29th!

Unification Church Messiah Sun Myung Moon announced he will be holding a mass wedding ceremony in Parliament Square to coincide with the nuptials of Prince William and Kate Middleton April 29. Moon announced his decision after being approached by...

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Funny story: Queen Elizabeth Has Personally Asked Kanye West To Write A Rap Song For The Royal Wedding

Queen Elizabeth Has Personally Asked Kanye West To Write A Rap Song For The Royal Wedding

LONDON - Kanye West told FOX News that he recently received a text message from Buckingham Palace. The hip hop, rap artist revealed that the text message was from Queen Elizabeth herself. West said that at first he did not believe it and actually...

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Funny story: Piers Morgan Talks About Queen Elizabeth's Amazing Hat Addiction

Piers Morgan Talks About Queen Elizabeth's Amazing Hat Addiction

NEW YORK CITY - British native Piers Morgan says that he is really doing very well for himself and added that his talk show Piers Morgan Tonight is holding its own in the ratings. Morgan does not hide the fact that he has already in a very short s...

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Funny story: Kate Middleton, Sarah Ferguson, and Winnie Figgyfurst Attend An Amy Winehouse Concert In Liverpool

Kate Middleton, Sarah Ferguson, and Winnie Figgyfurst Attend An Amy Winehouse Concert In Liverpool

LIVERPOOL - Three of England's most well known women recently flew to Liverpool, to attend an Amy Winehouse concert. Kate Middleton, Sarah Ferguson, and Winnie Figgyfurst had a grand old time as they sat in the first row at Liverpool's famed St. B...

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Funny story: The Royal Family Announces That 'Kiss Me Kate' Beer Will Be The Only Beer Available At The Royal Wedding Reception

The Royal Family Announces That 'Kiss Me Kate' Beer Will Be The Only Beer Available At The Royal Wedding Reception

LONDON - Representatives for the Royal Family have announced that the only brand of beer which will be available at the Royal Wedding Reception will be the newly developed beer Kiss Me Kate. The beer was developed in honor of Kate Middleton who on...

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Funny story: Prince William and Kate Middleton to visit Blackburn, Scotland next week, home of Susan Boyle; Susan's hoping to keep her loony fans 'at bay'

Prince William and Kate Middleton to visit Blackburn, Scotland next week, home of Susan Boyle; Susan's hoping to keep her loony fans 'at bay'

Having recently received a warm but wet welcome on their visit to Blackburn, England earlier this week, Kate and Wills are going to be heading up to Scotland to visit Blackburn, home of Susan Boyle. Susan has invited them to her new home for a Sco...

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Funny story: 'Brave' Kate Middleton only chucking up twice a day now

'Brave' Kate Middleton only chucking up twice a day now

London - Anorexic trainwreck Kate Middleton is following in Princess Diana's footsteps with a carefully choreographed decline in her daily vomiting regimen ahead of the Big Day. Royal wedding watch pals say the need to binge/purge only grabs her a...

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Funny story: Kate Middleton orthodontist in Grand National glory bid

Kate Middleton orthodontist in Grand National glory bid

Liverpool - The man who's reshaped the gnashers of hundreds of Z-listers - including anorexic trainwreck Kate Middleton - is set to make history at Aintree on Saturday. Sam Waley-Cohen rides 12-1 shot Oscar Time in the Grand National, the first am...

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Funny story: Kate Middleton Shocked At The "Special Aid" Allegations

Kate Middleton Shocked At The "Special Aid" Allegations

LONDON - Less than one month ago Kate Middleton expressed to one of her closet friends Winnie Figgyfurst, 36, that she was starting to have second thoughts about the Royal Wedding. Figgyfurst confided to Ta Ta For Now News that Kate had literally...

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Funny story: Kate Middleton 'Up The Duff'

Kate Middleton 'Up The Duff'

Kate Middleton was spotted shopping at Mothercare looking wistfully at baby clothes. The soon to be Royal princess is obviously looking to her future after marriage. Insiders have speculated that she is already pregnant as she has stopped drinkin...

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Funny story: Royal Wedding to go ahead in London despite radiation

Royal Wedding to go ahead in London despite radiation

Prince William and Kate Middleton will wear full nuclear radiation protection for their wedding in London on April 29th following the news that radiation particles have already reached Britain from the nuclear disaster in Japan. The happy couple...

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Funny story: New pills to stop her from barking

New pills to stop her from barking

Berkshire - Kate Middleton's ghastly social climber mother is off the largactil and straight back on second generation atypical antypsychotic StollyBollys. Prince Charles' highly recommened Dodgy Originals nux vomica pillules washed down with an i...

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