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Funny story: Was Biden’s Lap Dance Divinely Inspired?

Was Biden’s Lap Dance Divinely Inspired?

BILLINGSGATE POST: Although a spokesperson for Joe Biden stands by his statement that Biden claims to be on first-name terms with God, he conceded that the old Obama sidekick was using a figure of speech when declaring that "God and I call each othe…

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Funny story: Biden: Can’t Wait To Get Into Kamala’s Snickers

Biden: Can’t Wait To Get Into Kamala’s Snickers

BILLINGSGATE POST: Yesterday, in his first appearance on the campaign trail since coming out of his basement, Joe Biden mentioned that he couldn’t resist chocolates and had a secret craving for Snickers. “I can’t wait to get into Kamala’s Snicker…

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Funny story: Pardon Me: Trump, Pence, and the 2020 Ticket

Pardon Me: Trump, Pence, and the 2020 Ticket

Mike Pence will be running for re-election as vice-president. In most circles, this is quite a surprise. The issue has nothing to do with what Pence did or did not do. Overall, he has been a good vice president who has somehow managed to avoid loo…

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Funny story: Biden – ‘A Vote For Me is a Vote For an Occasional Slow News Day’

Biden – ‘A Vote For Me is a Vote For an Occasional Slow News Day’

DOVER – The Biden campaign has taken a new approach in the presidential campaign. Citing news overload in recent years, he has promised a few days of slow news. “By our records, the last slow news day in the US was March 23, 2015. Between Covid, B…

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Funny story: Biden Coughs Up Hairball On “The View”, Whoopi Goldberg Loses Lunch

Biden Coughs Up Hairball On “The View”, Whoopi Goldberg Loses Lunch

BILLINGSGATE POST: It had to happen to Joe Biden sooner or later. No matter how fastidious he might be, if you have a penchant for sniffing hair, someday an alarming and somewhat disgusting thing will happen to you. After coming out of his baseme…

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Funny story: Biden To Have Head Hermetically Sealed In Bubble

Biden To Have Head Hermetically Sealed In Bubble

BILLINGSGATE POST: In a last-minute face-saving development, the handlers of Joe Biden demanded that Biden’s head be put into a hermetically-sealed bubble during the three scheduled debates. To preclude brain fermentation during the debate, Bid…

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Funny story: President Obama Tells President Trump He’ll Bet Him $1 Million That He’ll Lose the Election

President Obama Tells President Trump He’ll Bet Him $1 Million That He’ll Lose the Election

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) - In late breaking news, President Trump has all but admitted that he will lose the November presidential election. The New York Times is reporting that President Obama called up President Trump, and he told him th…

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Funny story: Bill Clinton Endorses Joe Biden: Sniffing Hair Safer Than Oral Sex

Bill Clinton Endorses Joe Biden: Sniffing Hair Safer Than Oral Sex

BILLINGSGATE POST: Last week during the virtual Democrat convention, Joe Biden received a backhanded endorsement from Bill Clinton, who was called upon to praise the moral virtues of the Democrat nominee for president. In a rare admission that he…

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Funny story: Joe Biden: Kamala May Be Nasty, But She’s Prettier Than Alice Cooper

Joe Biden: Kamala May Be Nasty, But She’s Prettier Than Alice Cooper

BILLINGSGATE POST: Beauty, like nastiness, is in the eyes of the beholder. But when you are faced with choosing one over the other, take beauty every time. Joe Biden made it absolutely clear that he would choose a woman to be his running mate. Hi…

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Funny story: Maine governor mandates dog cone wearing for restaurant staff instead of mask

Maine governor mandates dog cone wearing for restaurant staff instead of mask

Governor Janet Mills of Maine has now directed all restaurant personnel to wear dog cones upside down as further protection against the virus. According to the Governor's scientific advisors, breath directed upward moves particles skyward pronto i…

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Funny story: Sis-Boom-Bah! The Sounds Heard When Biden Sniffs Kamala’s Hair For First Time

Sis-Boom-Bah! The Sounds Heard When Biden Sniffs Kamala’s Hair For First Time

BILLINGSGATE POST: SIS-BOOM-BAH! THE ENVELOPE PLEASE.... WHAT DOES IT SOUND LIKE WHEN JOE BIDEN STICKS HIS NOSE IN KAMALA’s HAIR? It is noteworthy that this is the same sound heard when a sheep explodes. But what does an exploding sheep hav…

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Funny story: Joe Biden Comes Out Of Basement, Sees Shadow And Goes Back Into Hibernation

Joe Biden Comes Out Of Basement, Sees Shadow And Goes Back Into Hibernation

BILLINGSGATE POST: On February 2, when the groundhog is said to come out of its hole at the end of hibernation, if the animal sees its shadow, it portends to six more weeks of winter weather. Anthropomorphically speaking - which is an art form w…

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Funny story: Pelosi, Biden, and Schumer Criticize Trump’s Mid East Deal

Pelosi, Biden, and Schumer Criticize Trump’s Mid East Deal

The recent agreement between Israel and the United Arab Emirates, in which the countries agreed to normalize relations, seems like a huge step forward for the Middle East, particularly if other countries in the region follow suit. Nonetheless, Nancy…

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Funny story: Joe Biden And Kamala Harris Spelled Backwards = Eoj Nedib And Alamak Sirrah

Joe Biden And Kamala Harris Spelled Backwards = Eoj Nedib And Alamak Sirrah

BILLINGSGATE POST: Now that Sniffin’ Joe Biden has chosen the hairdo of Kamala “Breath” Harris to be the repository for his wayward snout, some pundits predict that, when he snuggles up behind her and buries his nose in her hair, she will go complete…

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Funny story: President Trump is All Upset Because Kamala Harris Said He Needs to Be Banned From Tweeting

President Trump is All Upset Because Kamala Harris Said He Needs to Be Banned From Tweeting

BOSTON – (Satire News) - Kamala Harris was in Boston to drum up support for the new Biden-Harris Democratic presidential ticket. She made it a point, as she does whenever she's in Boston, to have a clam chowder dinner. Kamala was asked by a rep…

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Funny story: Leaked audio follows first days of Biden-Harris campaign

Leaked audio follows first days of Biden-Harris campaign

Sources direct from the Biden-A-While Motel Chain have provided important documentation as the 2020 Presidential Election takes on more drama. With Mr. Biden's having selected Kamala Harris as VP, it is important the Public know what makes this du…

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Funny story: George W Endorses Kanye West

George W Endorses Kanye West

Former president George W Bush (“W”) has surprisingly endorsed Kanye West for president. In a lengthy interview, the 43rd president explained his logic. W, as he’s known, can be a bit long-winded, so we will begin with his thoughts on Biden and cov…

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