Faced with decreasing enrollment, the U.S. Military has started a new ad campaign proclaiming the thrill and enjoyment of killing Iraqi soldiers and civilians.
Washington DC - President Bush has announced that the US and it's allies are at war with water.
THE Ministry of Defence and Buckingham Palace press offices are filled with red-faced, wheezing, heart-attacks-waiting-to-happen after the truth about the posting to Iraq of up-and-at-em Royal bullet magnet Prince Harry was revealed this week.
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Iraq - In Iraq this morning, fighting had broken out in the desert. The fighting was fierce at first, but soon died down when everyone ran out of ammo.
Concerned about the morale of troops fighting in Iraq after Congresses' failed attempt to set a timetable for withdrawal, President Bush sent a message to American servicemen and women assuring them that the fight against terrorism would continue...
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington, D.C. - President Bush, after vetoing the bill to withdraw troops from Iraq, said, "Congress needs to pass an emergency war spending bill quickly" and "...Confident that with goodwill on both sides we...
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - BAGHDAD, Iraq - As reports of a hundred being killed in sectarian violence in Iraq, President Bush says it's just a misunderstanding, like the reasons for going to Iraq in the first place.
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Iraq - The American-financed rebuilding program federal oversight agency has found that in a sampling of eight projects that the United States had declared successes, seven were no longer operating as designed because of plumbi...
The Democrat Committee on Public Spending has issued its plans to sell parts of the Army to the fledgling Iraqi Government. The deal will turn over the 3rd Army Heavy Brigade, an undisclosed Infantry Brigade and the 101st Air Cavalry with an option o...
he minute I heard that Iraqi Militia had targeted Prince Hal in Iraq I decided that I would travel to that British colony and serve as a human shield for our boy royal! As a candidate for my newly invented position of PrezMinister most of my focus has been on reuniting the English colonizers with the American colonists. Now I realize that my focus was much to narrow. Why should I not seek the reun...
This weekend the "Brown Nose & Puckered Lips in a Bush Award" was given to Australian Prime Minister John Howard.
Empowered Black Woman Condi Rice is to get down with her neighborhood by releasing a rap record, the move comes as she announces that she plans to run for 2008 Presidential elections!...
The White House and Downing Street released together a joint press…er…release simultaneously late last night at the same time to say that the war in Iraq is now officially over as most Iraqis are now dead or fled the country.
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - West Virginia - Ex-private Jessica Lynch admitted during testimony, "I'm no hero. I'm just a nappy headed ho."...
Prince Harry's role in Iraq is under review today. It has been reveal by Army chiefs that the Harry will not be allowed to go to the front line as it is too dangerous.
(New York--NY) In the aftermath of the Virginia Tech shootings, the senseless loss of young lives cut tragically which may have been prevented if those leading lead better (Sounds a lot like Iraq.), Don Imus seems like a gnat. Not that what he said was inconsequential, but why is it so often it takes a large human crisis to make you reflect? Oddly enough, it was seeing Paula Zahn cover the Virgini...
A massive immunisation for measles is about to take place in Iraq... or is it?...
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