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Funny story: Airport Scanners may prove to "discover" a new star

Airport Scanners may prove to "discover" a new star

Recent reports to local news avenues have said that most people are not even aware that the new security scanners can actually see their naked bodies. If you are not a terrorist with bombs concealed on your body you have nothing to fear of this ne...

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Funny story: Co-Joined Twins Asked To Guest Star on Coach Reunion Show

Co-Joined Twins Asked To Guest Star on Coach Reunion Show

Noted Hollywood writer Jeff Vachon has requested that co-joined/cojoined twins Mary and Terry McBriar guest star on the upcoming Coach reunion show. The twins, who are joined at the hip and have three legs, are considering this acting role as the po...

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Funny story: Leap Year's Matthew Goode Needs a Shave

Leap Year's Matthew Goode Needs a Shave

Following the same poor Hollywood advice on what a leading man should look like on film, Matthew Goode seems to have fallen into the same predictable facial hair trap that originated in the 80's with Don Johnson. He isn't the first to mimic the "N...

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Funny story: Emma Watson - Box Office Banker

Emma Watson - Box Office Banker

Harry Potter star Emma Watson has been named Hollywood's most bankable female star of the decade. The 19 year old, who plays Hermione Granger in the Potter series generated an incredible $1.8 trillion dollars at the box office, but her agent, Skip Wh...

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Funny story: Least holocaust covered, now others will be

Least holocaust covered, now others will be

Hollywood - Having spent near seventy years producing Holocaust films about six million Jews being killed by the Nazis, Hollywood movie makers are now going to move on to other Holocausts. The larger ones. "We wanted to get the smallest Holocaust...

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Funny story: Hollywood Help Group Started For Stars Married To Gorgeous Wives Yet Who Still Diddle Prostitutes.

Hollywood Help Group Started For Stars Married To Gorgeous Wives Yet Who Still Diddle Prostitutes.

Rising to meet the current celebrity fiasco involving extra-marital affairs, Hollywood based Psychological Resources group has set up a new service to aid those stars who are unable to keep their sexual organs within the family sphere of things.

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Funny story: Hugh Hefner To Showcase Holly Sampson, Jamie Jungers, and Jamie Grubbs In His Magazine

Hugh Hefner To Showcase Holly Sampson, Jamie Jungers, and Jamie Grubbs In His Magazine

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Girly magazine magnate Hugh Hefner has just announced that he asked three of Tiger Wood's "Golf Gate Girls" to appear in his magazine. He said that all three agreed to do the layout spread which is titled, "The Hole-In-One Honeys.

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Funny story: The Holly Sampson Action Figure Doll Is Now Available - Just In Time For Christmas

The Holly Sampson Action Figure Doll Is Now Available - Just In Time For Christmas

CHICAGO - The Hasbroken Toy Company has said that they will be rushing 5 million Holly Sampson Action Figure Dolls into thousands of department stores throughout America just in time for Christmas. Ripley Langhorne spokesperson for Hasbroken said...

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Funny story: Porn Star Holly Sampson's New Book Is Entitled, "Tiger's Stimulus Package"

Porn Star Holly Sampson's New Book Is Entitled, "Tiger's Stimulus Package"

LOS ANGELES - Golf Gal #7 in Tiger Woods program Holly Sampson has just written the fastest book to ever be published in the history of book Publishing. Sampson's 197 page book is entitled, Tiger's Stimulus Package and has already had advance sale...

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Funny story: Holly Sampson And Ron Jeremy To Star In "A Hole-In-One"

Holly Sampson And Ron Jeremy To Star In "A Hole-In-One"

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Porn star Holly Sampson, who is number 7 on Tiger Woods "Scorecard" has just announced that she will be appearing with Ron Jeremy in Vilandro Gorianzanni's A Hole-In-One. The fabulously good-looking Sampson is reportedly being pai...

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Funny story: Putting On The Number 7 Hole With Holly Sampson

Putting On The Number 7 Hole With Holly Sampson

ORLANDO, Florida - Tiger Woods manager Upton Courtquist was in town picking up some legal pads at the local Office Depot when he was confronted by two dozen reporters. They were asking Courtquist how Tiger was doing. He started panicking and asked...

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Funny story: Actor Robert DeNiro Upset At Changes to New Movie Everybody's Fine

Actor Robert DeNiro Upset At Changes to New Movie Everybody's Fine

Academy Award winning actor Robert DeNiro is upset at the editing and changes to Everybody's Fine, his new holiday film being released this week. The actor, from his California home, vented his rage and anger at the director and editor for changes t...

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Funny story: Swiss minaret ban sparks Hollywood backlash

Swiss minaret ban sparks Hollywood backlash

There's mounting anger in Hollywood tonight, as liberals, enraged by the decision of the Swiss to ban minarets, have announced they will take firm action against the 'rogue nation'. Already 5,000 celebrities have signed a petition demanding that Rom...

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Funny story: Hollywood Short on Co-Stars for Next Cruise Movie

Hollywood Short on Co-Stars for Next Cruise Movie

Having extended their search beyond U.S. borders, 18th Century Wolf is still having difficulty filling the shoes of Tom's next co-star. Short on options within actor's guilds in California and New York, Foxx producer Hyrum Smallton is now holding ca...

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Funny story: Becks Backs Off As Bonkettes Bowl Into Hollywood.

Becks Backs Off As Bonkettes Bowl Into Hollywood.

Superstar soccer player David Beckham, and wife Victoria were staying home today as Brit girl band sensation the Bonkettes touched down at LAX and headed for the Hollywood Hills ahead of their upcoming Hollywood Bowl gig. Manchester United, Real M...

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Funny story: Colin Farrell Shaves, Goes Unrecognized in Hollywood

Colin Farrell Shaves, Goes Unrecognized in Hollywood

Reportedly based on advice from his agent, international women's top ten favorite bad-boy, Colin Farrell has shaved his facial hair, trimmed back his hair style and even tweezed his eyebrows. The new look was designed to take Farrell away from pre...

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Funny story: Hollywood Undertaker Arrested For Attempting To Sell Dead Star DVD's

Hollywood Undertaker Arrested For Attempting To Sell Dead Star DVD's

Many Hollywood stars were stunned today as news appeared from several reliable sources that famous Undertaker To The Stars, Claude Dhirt, had been recording his work with deceased Stars for over 40 years, before retiring. Apparently, he even trie...

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