Hillary Clinton's recent victories put her at 2,184 delegates, 198 short of the required 2,382 to win the nomination. Sanders has 1,804 at 578 short. That Clinton has "won the nomination" depends on the votes of her additional 571 super delegat...
BILLINGSGATE POST: Going against the advice of her top adviser and alleged long-time squeeze, Huma Abedin, who is married to former New York Congressman, Carlos Danger, Hillary Clinton agreed to sit down with Dr. Viscount Billingsgate, the only man to have scored twelve doctorates and lived to talk about it. The following is a transcript of the exclusive interview: Billingsgate: Mrs. Clinton, d...
"George Bush"... The True Origin of the Name. These pages written by Saint John on the Island of Patmos may be the most important discovery of the century,... aside from the mountains on Pluto. The discovery of Pluto's mountains sent the poor and...
New York, NY "Of course I everything Hillary said I was! Those are the traits people seem to like about me, at least the white males. I tell it like it is and if you can't take the heat, stay out of the kitchen," said Trump. "I notice Hillary neve...
Washington, D.C.: Sources close to presumed nominee Donald Trump state that Trump is already considering nominees for his cabinet if he wins the presidency. With presumed Chief of Staff Corey Lewandowski at the helm, Lewandowski is certain to push...
Earlier to day, in the midst of the news of indictment to Hillary Clinton, a spoof press agent overheard a discussion between HRC Campaign manager, Robby Mook, Discussing how clemency was the only way out for Hillary after she gets elected. Robby...
2016 US Presidential hopeful, Hillary Clinton, has been asked to forego her candidacy to become the CEO of Yahoo. Mitch Felon, the current board chairman of Yahoo made the announcement yesterday evening at a charity fundraising event for Hillary'...
BILLINGSGATE POST: Adding more fuel to the fire of Donald Trump's off-hand remark that Vince Foster's suicide back in 1993 smelled fishy, the National Archives just released copies of Hillary Clinton's X-rays that showed that her stomach contained s...
Presidential candidate Hillary Clinton is willing to do what ever it takes to be elected president this time around. A member of Clinton's campaign staff, who asked not to be named, for fear of being murdered in his sleep by Hillary said that she...
Following Donald Trump's lead in absurd running mate announcements, Hillary Clinton has followed suit by appointing her own oft maligned server to be her 2016 Presidential running mate. Her server immediately responded it would accept the invitation...
In a move that has been championed by the Obama administration, the United States White Male, specifically low to middle class, has been added to the endangered species list. The World Wildlife Fund said that as of this year the Whitigrious Malelopia...
BILLINGSGATE POST: In the first chapter of her newly released book, Whips And Shackles In The Oval Office, the Whip Woman describes how she led the leader of the free world around the office on a leash. A little background on the Whip Woman: Bor...
As if this election year had not been wild enough, rumors have started flying that Donald Trump could pick Bill Clinton to be his running mate in November. The rumors started not long after Trump all but clinched the Republican nomination. Of...
Having had little success calling into question her chief political rival's personal integrity or agenda in light of her own checkered political past, Democratic presidential contender Hillary Clinton recently resorted to some good, old-fashioned tra...
BILLINGSGATE POST: In a question and answer session yesterday, Hillary was asked by a young lady from Gilroy, California how she was going to prevent Slick Willie from having an amorous rendezvous with another nubile intern like Monica Lewinsky once...
Tonight's Democratic primaries have brought more big victories for president-in-waiting Hillary Clinton, with Bernie Sanders winning only one state, Rhode Island. Because of recent losses, the Sanders campaign has admitted that they will be undergoin...
New York -- The presidential candidates came face to face with the essence of Earth Day, The five dug their own graves, were covered with soil, and settled down in a contest to see who could last the longest in an embrace wih Mother Earth. "No nee...
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