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Funny story: What Day Is It Today? Er... It's Another Monday!

What Day Is It Today? Er... It's Another Monday!

Every day of the week is to be renamed Monday 1, Monday 2, and so on up to Monday 7 following preliminary findings by a team of expert alcoholic scientists carrying out a government backed study into the rise of alcohol related problems in British so...

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Funny story: Local Miami Man Proposes Abolition of Chairs

Local Miami Man Proposes Abolition of Chairs

The days of sitting down after a long day may soon be over. In response to a CNN report claiming that sitting for hours can shave years off lives, a residence-challenged man in Miami is calling for the abolition of chairs. "They're a hateful contr...

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Funny story: Agoraphobia Set To Become An Epidemic

Agoraphobia Set To Become An Epidemic

Experts predict that by the year 2099, eighty percent of the UK's population will suffer from agoraphobia. By then most shopping will be done on line and with unemployment forecast at 90 percent, people will have no reason to leave the house, resu...

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Funny story: Etiquette of Sneezing

Etiquette of Sneezing

When somebody sneezes, it is polite to respond with "Bless You". What do you do if they continue to sneeze, though? This handy guide will guide you through the minefield that is the Etiquette of Sneezing. For the first sneeze, respond with the traditional "Bless You", even if neither you nor the person sneezing has any religious inclination. The response no longer has any religious overtones...

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Funny story: President Obama Agrees to Medicare Changes

President Obama Agrees to Medicare Changes

Washington DC: Long painful discussions between Democratic and Republican negotiators have reached common ground on restructuring Medicare to reduce costs without sacrificing medical care for senior citizens. The president called HHS Secretary Ka...

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Funny story: Doctors' "shock and outrage" at news they are to be done over like the rest of us

Doctors' "shock and outrage" at news they are to be done over like the rest of us

Doctors' leaders today angrily reacted to the news that they were to be treated like every other poor sod. Senior GPs and Consultants looked up from charging around in Range Rovers, guzzling Claret and refusing to do home visits long enough to not...

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Funny story: How Dying Can Lower Your Cholesterol

How Dying Can Lower Your Cholesterol

It seems everyday there is a new way to lower your Cholesterol. You may have heard of eating Cheerios, but that would take weeks of eating and a great-deal of money spent on cereal boxes. What if there was a way to lower your cholesterol instantly with little effort. I met with Dr. Juan Hingo of Harvard University who explained to me that after numerous studies, the institute was able to au...

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Funny story: Government to link tax on food to calories

Government to link tax on food to calories

The British government has come up with a unique plan to raise funds by adding a Calorie Added Tax to all food stuff. This CAT is directly related to the calorie content of food such that one calorie equals one pence. Whilst this will have little...

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Funny story: Lose Weight Red Indian Style

Lose Weight Red Indian Style

The world's fattest man, native American, He Who Must Be Fed, has revealed he wants to lose weight. "I'm sick of being called a fat bastard," said Mr Fed 45 stone, a member of the fat belly tribe in Wyoming, USA. When I travelled to his reservation to speak with him, he told me, "I have struggled with my weight since childhood. It's all the fault of the white man. If he hadn't killed all of...

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Funny story: Latest Superfood Available From Local Man

Latest Superfood Available From Local Man

A new superfood to rival blueberries, apples and broccoli is set to hit the shelves. Fans of sea buckthorne say it contains vitamins A, B1, B2, E and up to ten times the vitamin C found in oranges. They also claim that it boosts brain function...

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Funny story: Germans Admit E-Coli Outbreak Source Mistake

Germans Admit E-Coli Outbreak Source Mistake

German authorities are today rushing to cover-up an error relating to the latest E-Coli outbreak . It was announced earlier this week that the worst E.Coli outbreak in living memory had been traced to a bacterium found in noodles produced in Germany.

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Funny story: Life expectancy gap "must be reduced"

Life expectancy gap "must be reduced"

Independent think tank NICE (the National Institute for Compulsory Equality) have today released a report which reveals the shocking difference in life expectancy in different parts of the UK. While inhabitants of Devon can expect to be venerable...

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Funny story: Mock Doc In Frock Cock Shock

Mock Doc In Frock Cock Shock

Britain's first Asian-Style Prostrate Examination Clinic was closed down today after a series of complaints by patients. In an unprecedented move, 14 Asian nurses were suspended pending investigation into their medical credentials. The British Med...

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Funny story: CSI, Bones - Ideal For Slimmers Says Diet Expert

CSI, Bones - Ideal For Slimmers Says Diet Expert

Watching police forensic procedural dramas will help you shed the pounds says a top slimming expert. The claim follows months of research involving hundreds of subjects using different diets and exercise regimes. Dr Milicent Gruel, head of Food...

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Funny story: Coffee the New Fountain of Youth

Coffee the New Fountain of Youth

Following an extensive study about the health benefits of drinking coffee, initial results show that regular consumption will dramatically reduce risk for prostate cancer, some heart related illnesses and will improve general stamina at work, around...

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Funny story: Obama Signs Entire Codex Alimentarius Into Law, Outlawing Bullsh-t Holistic Nutritional Supplements

Obama Signs Entire Codex Alimentarius Into Law, Outlawing Bullsh-t Holistic Nutritional Supplements

President Obama, fresh from his 'I Killed Bin Laden' victory lap around America, has been called out by an Examiner.web "writer" for making the entire text of the Codex Alimentarius, the Necronomicon of food safety guidelines into Federal law. The fo...

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Funny story: Urologist, Dr. Feest-Juarize Ondispecker, Warns Of Contacting Lockjaw From Sex

Urologist, Dr. Feest-Juarize Ondispecker, Warns Of Contacting Lockjaw From Sex

In the January edition of the New England Medical Journal, Boston Urologist, Dr. Feest-Juarize Ondispecker, suggests that all men over the age of 60 who have had no sexual activity for six months or more, advise potential partners to update their tet...

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