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Funny story: Harry Potter Demands Salary Comparable To Beckham

Harry Potter Demands Salary Comparable To Beckham

Boy wizard, Harry Potter, is reported to be digging his heels in over appearing in the last and final book of his trilogy.

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Funny story: Harry Potter & The Den Of Vice

Harry Potter & The Den Of Vice

J.K. Rowling has revealed that she intends to write an "adults only" edition of the popular Harry Potter series, to follow the last in the children's episodes, which is to be released before Christmas 2007.

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Funny story: Harry Potter In Name Mix-up Could All Get Very Nasty

Harry Potter In Name Mix-up Could All Get Very Nasty

Spectacle wearing schoolboy, Barry Potter, is getting near the end of his tether with people mistaking him for spectacle wearing schoolboy and boy wizard, Harry Potter.

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Funny story: Remaining Harry Potter Movies To Be Recast With Younger Actors

Remaining Harry Potter Movies To Be Recast With Younger Actors

Uproar today in the film world as it has been announced that due to the current cast members of the Harry Potter movies growing up too quickly, it has been decided to recast all the Hogwarts students with younger actors, for all remaining films in th...

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Funny story: Harry Potter And The Legal Eagles

Harry Potter And The Legal Eagles

Little known author, KJ Roly-Poly is starting a court case against Ian Fleming, the author of the Harry Potter Trilogy.

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Funny story: Harry Potter Sales Exceed Gross National Product

Harry Potter Sales Exceed Gross National Product

Economists are scratching their heads after their Blackberries told them that total revenue generated from "Harry Potter" sales exceeds ALL available money in the country including the 1.7 trillion, tick, 1.70025 already sp...

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Funny story: Fraud Squad say Rowling takes the biscuit

Fraud Squad say Rowling takes the biscuit

London - (Re-Uterus & Associated Mess): Officers of the Metropolitan Police Fraud Squad have confirmed today that the woman publicly claiming authorship of the Harry Potter children's books is a convicted serial fraudster who has stolen all seve...

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Funny story: Monty Python Upsets Harry Potter

Monty Python Upsets Harry Potter

In a stunning electoral upset, the small burrough of Nowherecester, Rutland has, for the first time in British history, elected a non-existant person to represent them in Parliament.

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Funny story: Harry Potter Actress' Identity Discovered

Harry Potter Actress' Identity Discovered

In Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, French magical school student and Tri-Wizard Tournament Participant Fleur Delacour has very few lines. Most believed it was because the actress was also French and spoke little English; press releases on the m...

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Funny story: Harry Potter in Sex Tape Scandal!

Harry Potter in Sex Tape Scandal!

Charges have been brought forward against Harry Potter today of splicing a private sex tape on to the opening scenes of "The Prisoner of Azkaban"...

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Funny story: Harry Potter and the Curse of the Student Loan

Harry Potter and the Curse of the Student Loan

Literature. London - Friday 1st April. Bloomsbury, publishers of the Harry Potter books, have released the title of the next installment in the series about the boy wizard. The publication, which doesn't go on sale until August, will be call...

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Funny story: Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince Open Hogwarts Wizard Gadget Store in WMD

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince Open Hogwarts Wizard Gadget Store in WMD

Top US executive, Voldemort Bush and his side kick, the half-blood Prince Dumbledore Blair-Blaster have opened an up market store in WMD for evil scheming politicians of the underworld who are seeking to overturn the non-magical world of the Muggles...

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Funny story: Moore to weave his magic on next Harry Potter book

Moore to weave his magic on next Harry Potter book

Sizzling in the acclaim for Fahrenheit 9/11, Michael Moore has accepted the invitation to direct the sixth Harry Potter film.

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Funny story: Moments After Delivery of 3rd Child, J.K. Rowling Already Besieged by Reporters

Moments After Delivery of 3rd Child, J.K. Rowling Already Besieged by Reporters

ASP (Associated Spoof Press) --- No sooner was Harry Potter author and fresh-baked mother of three, J.K. Rowling, wheeled from the delivery room to the maternity ward than she was harangued by a throng of mostly male reporters. Rowling gave birth a h...

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Funny story: My Pet Titanic

My Pet Titanic

After winning every prize in publishing from Booker to Whitbread and predicted to out sell J.K. Rowling's Harry Potter series, My Pet Titanic is about to go into its twenty-ninth printing. More private and reclusive than J.D.Salinger, author Zap...

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Funny story: R R Kowling Announces Title of Potter Book

R R Kowling Announces Title of Potter Book

NEW YORK(UP) - No word yet on when the next Harry Potter book comes out, but at least there's a title: "Harry Potter steps inside the Pentagram and tips the Chalice".

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Funny story: Eastwood to star in next Harry Potter Film

Eastwood to star in next Harry Potter Film

Hollywood, CA - Studio executives at Warner Brothers have been gushing over with excitement at the latest news: Clint Eastwood is finally resurrecting his "Dirty Harry" character.

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