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Funny story: Frenchman Blamed for Absolutely Everything

Frenchman Blamed for Absolutely Everything

European and Asian stocks have risen after French bank Societe De Robespiere admitted that Frenchman Monsieur Le Grande Theft Auto, 19, had lost tens of billions of euros playing the French version of Deal Or No Deal.

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Funny story: Rogue $7 billion trader is Tom Cruise son claim colleagues

Rogue $7 billion trader is Tom Cruise son claim colleagues

Paris, France - (Audacious Mess): The rogue trader who notched up record-breaking $7 billion losses may be the natural son of Scientology movie actor Tom Cruise.

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Funny story: Bin Laden's Eiffel Trifle?

Bin Laden's Eiffel Trifle?

Having not much to do because of industrial action in other countries, Portuguese air traffic controllers scannned the airwaves. Apart from the usual 'Find Madeline' broadcasts, the BBC World Service and the occasional inbound flight to the A...

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Funny story: France Surrenders to Germany for No Apparent Reason!

France Surrenders to Germany for No Apparent Reason!

Berlin,Germany - The European Union was rocked today by the surprising and pointless surrender of France to Germany. No reason was given by the French government for the peculiar move as the French President had only this to say, "Today, we ful...

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Funny story: FCUK Told To Change Its Disgusting Name

FCUK Told To Change Its Disgusting Name

FCUK, the leading clothing brand, has been ordered to change its name after thousands of customer complaints were upheld in the High Court, it has been reported.

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Funny story: French Strikes: Moral High Ground or Work-Shy Garlic Munchers?

French Strikes: Moral High Ground or Work-Shy Garlic Munchers?

Hundreds of thousands of French civil servants have reinforced the French stereotype of lazy, work-shy onion munchers, and joined striking transport and energy workers as France is crippled by a second week of industrial action. Most of the strikers...

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Funny story: France: Striker Sect awaits doomsday

France: Striker Sect awaits doomsday

About 100,000 members of an eccentric public servant sect have retreated to the European capital of Paris, where they have been in a stand off with authorities. The so called orthodox French Liberal Unioners of Faith "FLUF ", spread on t...

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Funny story: Boeing Answers Air Bus With Humongous Hydrogen Zepplin

Boeing Answers Air Bus With Humongous Hydrogen Zepplin

New York, NY - Boeing officials today celebrated the launching of the worlds largest ever Hydrogen Zepplin, aimed directly at Air Bus facilities in France. Thousands of people were on hand to see the half a mile long dirigible, named the Led Zepplin...

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Funny story: Fly In Soup Taken Off Menu At French Bistro

Fly In Soup Taken Off Menu At French Bistro

A French bistro in North London has removed one of the items from its menu after it received several complaints from customers, who ignorantly called it "disgusting".

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Funny story: USA and France Do Big Business With Iran

USA and France Do Big Business With Iran

PARIS (FMLiveWire) - The USA and France do big business with Iran which undercuts their calls for further UN sanctions against the Islamic country, according to research by FMLiveWire.

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Funny story: MHD power plants in America?

MHD power plants in America?

Activists have long chosen to picket power plants that produce toxic waste or create other bad side effects. They urge a Green approach to producing electricity for an ever growing population.

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Funny story: Tour de France In Disarray As 'Clean Rider' Is Discovered

Tour de France In Disarray As 'Clean Rider' Is Discovered

The Tour de France cycle race was thrown into more chaos last night when it was discovered that one of the cyclists was completely free from drugs.

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Funny story: Long-jumper Attacked By Javelin-thrower At Athletics Meeting

Long-jumper Attacked By Javelin-thrower At Athletics Meeting

Police were called to an incident which left thousands of spectators shocked at the IAAF Golden League Meeting in Rome last night.

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Funny story: Français Govt. in Indigné Uproar over Tour de France

Français Govt. in Indigné Uproar over Tour de France

FRANCE (Le spit on use, Englise dogs) -- Tour de France riders in the peloton are speaking in English! Ces chiens.

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Funny story: Lance Armstrong Makes Late Entry Into Tour De France!

Lance Armstrong Makes Late Entry Into Tour De France!

Lance Armstrong, complaining that retirement was too boring has made a late entry into the Tour De France. Starting more than a day behind the leaders and main pack of riders.

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Funny story: "English" wine to be produced in France

"English" wine to be produced in France

After a disastrous growing season, the English wine industry has taken the decision to re-locate to Southern France, in a bid to ensure decent crops for the future.

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Funny story: French ex-PM's home and orifice searched

French ex-PM's home and orifice searched

Paris - (Ass Mess): Paris Gendaemerie probing a political dirty tricks campaign has searched the home and offices of Dominique de Villepin, ex-prime minister of France after complaints of a foul stench wafting from his person.

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