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Funny story: Rob "The Mouth" Parker Suspended For His Robert Griffin III, Cornball Remark

Rob "The Mouth" Parker Suspended For His Robert Griffin III, Cornball Remark

NEW YORK CITY - ESPN's sports contributor Rob Parker has once again stuck his big foot in his mouth on national television. Parker, who looks a lot like CNN's contributing journalist Roland Martin, has a history of saying things that most TV sport...

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Funny story: Marijuana Filled Footballs To Be Tossed Over The Border Fence

Marijuana Filled Footballs To Be Tossed Over The Border Fence

NOGALES, Mexico - The ad in The Nogales Daily News stated that SeƱor (NAME DELETED BY EDITOR) was looking for some young men who can toss a football like Eli Manning of the New York Giants and who can catch it like Jay Witten of the Dallas Cowboys.

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Funny story: Tony Romo's Wife Candice To Appear On Dancing With The Stars

Tony Romo's Wife Candice To Appear On Dancing With The Stars

DALLAS - The Dallas Cowboys organization has confirmed that Candice Romo, wife of Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo will be appearing on next season's edition of Dancing With The Stars. Candice, who is a stunningly gorgeous blonde, was shown on Sunday...

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Funny story: Millions of football fans wondering if gun control is something to do with shotgun formations

Millions of football fans wondering if gun control is something to do with shotgun formations

KANSAS CITY, MO--Following Bob Costas' plea for gun control in the United States during the halftime segment of Sunday Night Football, sports fans around the country have been wondering if Costas remarks concerned shotgun formations in some way. "...

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Funny story: National Championship Game to Host More Fake Irishmen than St. Patrick's Day

National Championship Game to Host More Fake Irishmen than St. Patrick's Day

SOUTH BEND, IN-A report released today by Harris Polls concluded that the number of people claiming allegiance to Notre Dame football has quadrupled since the school earned a berth in the BCS National Championship Game. The survey is the largest...

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Funny story: Thanksgiving Day Football Highlights

Thanksgiving Day Football Highlights

Recapping Thursday's Football action Texans 34, Lions 31: Lions coach Jim Schwartz is blindsided by an obscure rule that states throwing a challenge flag on Thanksgiving will result in the other team automatically being awarded a touchdown. Redskins 38, Cowboys 31: Tony Romo insists in post-game interview that another Kenny Chesney set at the start of the third quarter would have been enough...

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Funny story: Jenny McCarthy Looking For Love

Jenny McCarthy Looking For Love

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Jenny McCarthy has stated that since being dumped by Chicago Bears middle linebacker Brian Urlacher she has found herself wallowing in a sea of depressed depression. The 40-year-old actress has said that when she hit the big 4-0...

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Funny story: Tim Tebow Could Be Heading To The Dallas Cowboys

Tim Tebow Could Be Heading To The Dallas Cowboys

DALLAS - One thing that can certainly be said about the owner of the Dallas Cowboys, Jerry Jones is that he is one shrewd businessman. He built the $1 billion Cowboys Stadium and says that he figures that it can be paid off within 13 months; which...

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Funny story: Eva Longoria Breaks Up With Jets Quarterback Mark Sanchez

Eva Longoria Breaks Up With Jets Quarterback Mark Sanchez

NEW YORK CITY - The word on the streets of New York is that Eva Longoria, 37, broke up with boyfriend Mark Sanchez, the 25-year-old quarterback for the New York Jets due to pressure from the Jets organization. Longoria, speaking with Carolina Chip...

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Funny story: Tim Tebow Officially Owns "Tebowing"

Tim Tebow Officially Owns "Tebowing"

NEW YORK CITY - The backup quarterback for the New York Jets, Tim Tebow has just announced that he is now the sole owner of the world wide phenomenon that has become known as Tebowing. The 25-year-old football player registered his peaceful celebr...

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Funny story: New York Jets' Tim Tebow Says He'll Play Any Position

New York Jets' Tim Tebow Says He'll Play Any Position

NEW YORK CITY - Jets coach Rex Ryan stated that the Jets will be without two of their running backs when they pull into Foxborough, Massachusetts to take on the New England Patriots. He was asked by Rufus Reno with Sports Balls Illustrated Daily a...

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Funny story: My life as a man #22

My life as a man #22

Keeping up with the English Jones' My neighbor, Gerry, the British guy who came here 23-years-ago, has a beautiful wife, a very nice home (that he keeps up like a palace), three wonderful adult children, and seven grandchildren. His two grown sons and his one adult daughter were all born in a coal-heated flat in the "South of London," wherever the hell that is. His two eldest grandchildren, a...

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Funny story: The NFL Cleveland Browns Are 0-5 And May Move To Anchorage, Alaska

The NFL Cleveland Browns Are 0-5 And May Move To Anchorage, Alaska

CLEVELAND - The rumblings being heard on Lake Erie are not weather-related but football-related. The Cleveland Browns at 0-5 possess the worst won-loss record of any of the 32 National Football League teams. Owner Jimmy Haslam has said that the...

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Funny story: Eagles Quarterback Michael Vick Says That His New Dog Is Really Only Half Dog

Eagles Quarterback Michael Vick Says That His New Dog Is Really Only Half Dog

PHILADELPHIA - Quarterback Michael Vick's team, the Philadelphia Eagles, is currently sitting on top of the NFL's NFC Eastern Conference with a 3-2 record. And it appears that, as usually happens with people who get in trouble, Old Mother Trouble...

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Funny story: Terrell Owens Wants To Be A New York Jet

Terrell Owens Wants To Be A New York Jet

NEW YORK CITY - The habitual troublemaker and pathological whiner known as "T.O" (Terrell Owens) says that he wants to be given a third or fourth chance to show that he can still play and compete in the NFL. Owens, who made over $66 million during...

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Funny story: NFL Week 4 Highlights

NFL Week 4 Highlights

NFL Week 4 Highlights Broncos 37, Raiders 6 Peyton Manning threw for 338 yards and three touchdowns, proof of his full recovery, were he playing against an NFL team. Packers 28, Saints 27 New Orleans falls to 0-4, which the asshole commissioner of your fantasy league swears he totally predicted months ago. Patriots 52, Bills 28 Buffalo was at least able to take pride in their brief 21-...

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Funny story: The NFL Refs Are Back!

The NFL Refs Are Back!

CHICAGO - After three weeks of fans having to listen to team owners, coaches, players, cheerleaders, and even hot dog vendors whine like a bunch of day care kiddoes about the replacement referees, the 'real' zebras are returning to the gridiron. N...

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