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Funny story: Tree Bark Diet Guarantees Weight Loss

Tree Bark Diet Guarantees Weight Loss

Two species of trees are known to have edible bark: the Ginkgo biloba, and the Acer pubica, or common exposed maple. Ginkgo is readily available in health food stores and used in various concoctions. Ginkgo is known to promote robust lateral phe...

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Funny story: Kirstie Alley Says That In Order To Save On Her Food Bill She Will Soon Start Growing Her Own Food

Kirstie Alley Says That In Order To Save On Her Food Bill She Will Soon Start Growing Her Own Food

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Kirstie Alley has reportedly told her maid that she has decided to start growing her own food. Alley told Granola Bagley, her long time maid that it has just gotten too darn expensive to have to go the grocery every single day an...

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Funny story: Restaurant Guide With G.G Finn: The Wedged Hat, Winchester.

Restaurant Guide With G.G Finn: The Wedged Hat, Winchester.

The quest for fine food brought myself and Glenda to the beautiful surroundings of Hampshire. On the short drive from our country pile to The Wedged Hat, Glenda felt the need to constantly change the radio settings that I had spent several hours perfecting. I was already annoyed by the time we turned in to the long gravelled drive. The quaint pub was pleasing to the eye, a mixture of Edward...

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Funny story: False alarm. Victoria Beckham's tummy bulge not a baby.

False alarm. Victoria Beckham's tummy bulge not a baby.

Yesterday an excited and thrilled Victoria confirmed that she is expecting another baby Becks with husband David. Today she tweeted thanks to all her fans who have no purpose in life but to follow her life, for their good wishes. She wrote on her...

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Funny story: Chef Gordon Ramsay Has Entered The Witness Protection Program

Chef Gordon Ramsay Has Entered The Witness Protection Program

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The FBI has issued a directive stating that one Gordon James Ramsay, age 44, and a native of Johnstone, Renfrewshire, Scotland, has just been entered into the U.S. Witness Protection Program. Ramsay, who lists his profession as...

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Funny story: Bingle Jells and Heck the Dolls with Hos of Bolly - too much bimbibing makes spoof witers extra cer... cret... creative sharing fried druit Crimstas cake repice

Bingle Jells and Heck the Dolls with Hos of Bolly - too much bimbibing makes spoof witers extra cer... cret... creative sharing fried druit Crimstas cake repice

Twas the mouse before Christmas and all through the night, spoof writers keyboards seized up in mid-type cos the men were all sozzled and totally half-baked while the ladies grew randy and threw out the cake So while I can still see and somewhat spell Merry Whatever to all and Bingle Jell - hic Sssssh....sharing a shecret repice sent by besht fren'- recshipe creator name unknown, thanks...

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Funny story: Fresh from the hunt Royal Glums celebrate Christmas wearing dead animals on their heads causing royal sycophants to show up at parties with half-eaten, left-over turkey and goose carcasses draped over their noggins

Fresh from the hunt Royal Glums celebrate Christmas wearing dead animals on their heads causing royal sycophants to show up at parties with half-eaten, left-over turkey and goose carcasses draped over their noggins

The hunt's over and done. The foxes have been skinned; the beavers stripped; the pheasants plucked. All's well with the Glum Family. Off with his head. Bring on the hats! In the Mine's Bigger Than Yours Parade, the Royal Glums stepped out on Chr...

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Funny story: Taste the Difference shock horror as woman caught in Christmas Day battle of the giblets!

Taste the Difference shock horror as woman caught in Christmas Day battle of the giblets!

London - (Pope's Nose Mess): A London housewife's Christmas descended into chaos today as the promise of precious goose liver inside her festive beast bit the dust. Isle of Dogs resident Mrs Delia Cockfeather was at her kitchen worktop, looking f...

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Funny story: Mama Odie makes pork rinds at home

Mama Odie makes pork rinds at home

LOUISIANA- An estimated 500 people showed up to Mama Odie's Easter Sunday pork cracking dinner. The menu was composed of only pork cracking and beer. The dinner was followed by a Run/Walk pig Trot to see who would be the winner of a pig skinned j...

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Funny story: Pandemonium as Heinz workers threaten to strike. Bean eaters panic!

Pandemonium as Heinz workers threaten to strike. Bean eaters panic!

"Workers at food giant Heinz are to go on strike in a pay row. Unite said its members at the firm's factory in Wigan will walk out for 24 hours from next Wednesday evening and launch a continuous ban on overtime." Residents of the U.K. are rush...

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Funny story: At The Restaurant

At The Restaurant

Good evening Sir. Are you ready to order? Why yes, I think I am. Very good Sir, go ahead. Who do I give my orders to? To me, Sir. That's my job, to receive your order. Right. I want you to recite Charge of The Light Brigade for me. Then I would like you to fetch the Chef and I would like you to dance a polka together. Then I want you to go and stand over there, by the castor oil p...

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Funny story: Find a date today

Find a date today

The Christmas period is upon us, and it's a time for much happiness and joy to spread across Earth. Ironically, it's also a time of much misery and sadness, especially for those people who are alone at Christmastime. However, a new initiative star...

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Funny story: Digester's Reader: North Korean Boiled Dog's Feet in Rice Broth with Happy Baby's Pudding

Digester's Reader: North Korean Boiled Dog's Feet in Rice Broth with Happy Baby's Pudding

Kim Soon Wok today offers us a traditional North Korean recipe called, Boiled Dog's Feet in Rice Broth with Happy Baby's Pudding. Forward: Kim is a third cousin of Dear Leader Kim Jong Il, twice removed, and step daughter of his great half brother's unofficial consort in Bangkok. She holds the kitchen rank of People's Cook 2nd Class and is also a Major in the auxiliary of the 13th Bayonet Char...

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Funny story: Polenta Key To Pregnancy Length

Polenta Key To Pregnancy Length

The polenta may play a key role in determining the gestation period of humans and other mammals. New research links growth rates of mammals inside the womb to the structure of the polenta and the way it connects mother and baby. Our science and...

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Funny story: Overweight people have a greater sense of smell for food

Overweight people have a greater sense of smell for food

People who are overweight have a greater sense of smell for food, a study has found. Researchers say their early findings may go towards explaining why some people struggle to stay slim. The Slimming Group Weight Lifters has added their voice...

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Funny story: Born to Spoof: The Portal's Secrets - Chapter 1

Born to Spoof: The Portal's Secrets - Chapter 1

Wales- Masterchev was at the bar waiting for his favorite Wale's Ale. Skoob pulled the special lever, releasing the amber liquid from its specially made cask made from virgin teak wood imported from Thailand. The two stared at the glass and regarded each other. Masterchev tried to think of the words to confront his sorrow as he lifted the glass to his lips. Jeanlefete had vanished over a month...

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Funny story: Fro Yo: Better Than S*x

Fro Yo: Better Than S*x

A new brand of fro yo is hitting the market and you have got to try this one 'cause its customers say, "It's better than s*x! Yeah." Lindy Cullman, a former prostitute at the bar Robin Louis and one of the store's most loyal customers says "I rea...

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