Recently sacked Minister of Austerity, Sir Peregrine Partridge-Greenwelly is claiming the real reason behind the government's decision to scrap food 'sell by' dates is not to stop perfectly safe food from being wasted, but is in fact a first step tow...
Washington DC: FBI agents, brandishing warrants, raided the downtown offices of the Food Police. Rumors have been circulating on Capitol Hill that the organization has been disrupting the nation's comfort food supply. No arrests were made, but FB...
It has been 'all go' since winning her second Mercury prize and it doesn't look as if the media merry go round shows any signs of slowing for pops diminutive, happy go lucky and playful poppet, Polly Jean Harvey. After a whirlwind tour of breakfas...
A Spoof Writer for this site, who can not be named as he is an American Citizen, survived a frightening encounter with a rampaging herd of Moose while on assignment for National Geographic in Alaska and lived to tell about it! According to the wr...
A woman in the Potteries has today described the moment when she discovered a McDonalds Big Mac underneath her son's bed. The burger was said to be 'still edible'. Karen Low-Cal, 46, mother of Child C, who has behavioural problems, told how she...
A possible contender for the 2011 Ignoble prize is the study by Phil Dupp and Terry Soranje in which they have discovered that fat people are better at finding hidden food than thin people. "It's a linear scale," said Soranje. "The fatter you get,...
Biologists at Yeadon University Cloning Facility's Technology of Replication (YUCFacToR) have developed a solution to the world's protein shortage. Newts. "Newts are great," said Professor Emma Ritus who headed up the team. "You chop a leg off,...
Shares in satellite TV channel, Mug TV, hit an all time high yesterday as executive producer, Eli Milkshake unveiled what is likely to be the channel's all time biggest hit, a celebrity chef challenge show called 'You Can't Cook This!' In the show...
"Mom, can you pack me lunch today? And please…don't make it embarrassing." Anna-11 As parents, there are many ways we can ruin our children's lives. The possibilities are endless. An embarrassing lunch, however, seems to have been overlooked and hasn't been given enough attention. A poorly packed lunch can destroy a child's life and ruin their reputation. Brown bag or lunch box? Water bottle...
A new superfood to rival blueberries, apples and broccoli is set to hit the shelves. Fans of sea buckthorne say it contains vitamins A, B1, B2, E and up to ten times the vitamin C found in oranges. They also claim that it boosts brain function...
It seems that Scott Parker - West Ham's player of the season - is determined to hold out for a move to join Harry Redknapp's free spending moneybags, Tottenham Hotspur. Redknapp is also in the hunt for Everton's Jack Rodwell, although he faces tou...
There are many who come to our American shores think they are arriving at a Shangri-La where everyone dines off a silver spoon and delicious, filling, nutritious meals are only a refrigerator away from their satin bedecked table. Many possessing these TV Land illusions come from places where food is still picked directly from trees or fields and are surprised to find that here it comes in colo...
A passenger on a flight from Dubai to Birmingham has told how he found a hair in his dinner, but didn't know whether its origin was a penis, a vagina or, more likely, a beard. Moys Kenwood, who has an inherent fear of beards, especially those on t...
There's a double-whammy of shock news today as it's being reported on the Internet and news agencies everywhere, that co-hosts of popular BBC cookery show Masterchef, John Torode and Greg Wallace, have finally disappeared up their own arses. The n...
KABUL, AFG. - After the death of their leader, Osama Bin-Laden, a few weeks ago, the terrorist organisation has finally been able to carry out its true dream. "We decided before [Bin-Laden joined] that we'd open up some food stores. You know, a ba...
Parents who look to their children's school lunches as a source of nutrition can now rest easy, knowing that their Federal Government (through the Food and Drug Administration) has declared Kool-Aid to be a fruit. The beverage will count as a full se...
WEST HOLLYWOOD - Popular comedian Ricky Gervais was having lunch with fellow comedian Kathy Griffin at a Burgers-In-The-Round in West Hollywood when talk got around to Britney Spears, whom Griffin aka "The Red Cougar" cannot stand. Gervais asked Griffin why it was that she did not like Spears and she replied that some time ago after she had paid $256 for her and her date to see Spears perform a...
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