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Funny story: Chinese Drug Baron: "Google To Blame for Meow Meow-Led 'Drug Tsunami'"

Chinese Drug Baron: "Google To Blame for Meow Meow-Led 'Drug Tsunami'"

Meow Meow, the drug that has destroyed so many lives, is set to be outlawed in a matter of days. The lethal drug - real name mephedrone - will probably be made a Class B substance like Amphetamines and Cannabis. However, even when the ban - set...

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Funny story: Catastrophe for cats as Miaow Miaow is banned

Catastrophe for cats as Miaow Miaow is banned

Cillian Murphy known to his friends as Silly is really concerned after hearing Miaow Miaow is to be banned. He just happened to catch the headline in a newspaper and now he is wondering what he is going to do about his cats Pat and Mick. "Cats...

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Funny story: Marijuana is...

Marijuana is...

Marijuana is... ...Why I wake up in the morning ...How I wake up in the morning ...My shower buddy ...Something the man will never understand ...A breath of fresh-air ...A reason for hope ...The agent of change ...Bi-partisan ...As illegal as speeding ...The reason Hollywood exists ...The reason Jay speaks for Bob ...The reason I know some black people ...The...

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Funny story: Iced Tea Spiked with LSD Found at Tea Party Rally

Iced Tea Spiked with LSD Found at Tea Party Rally

A group of hippies, outraged that the Tea Party Movement was advertising their Saturday protest rally in Sen. Harry Reid's hometown of Searchlight, Nevada as a conservative Woodstock, decided to teach Palin and her cronies a lesson they'd not soon f...

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Funny story: Stoned, naked, tattooed Peaches in Scientology temple sex romp vid shocker!

Stoned, naked, tattooed Peaches in Scientology temple sex romp vid shocker!

Los Angeles - (YouBoob!): Are they 'swallows' or love birds tattooed on her curvy bikini line? And is the Small Ones R So Juicy! needle artwork a reference to her fruity name or the naked bouncing breasts that Peaches Geldof is flashing in the ex...

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Funny story: New Sex Pill Will Revolutionize Dating/Scrounging Worldwide

New Sex Pill Will Revolutionize Dating/Scrounging Worldwide

Shares of Horny Goat Pharmaceuticals skyrocketed on the announcement that the next generation of Liagra had met F.D.A approval. "Liagra II will change the dating, marriage and bar hopping universe as we know it and we expect our profits to engorge an...

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Funny story: Hidden Health Care Bill Amendment Legalizes Marijuana

Hidden Health Care Bill Amendment Legalizes Marijuana

WASHINGTON, D.C. (Friggemall Wire Services) -- Stoners across the country are holding mass celebrations after word spread that a tiny amendment tucked into the massive Health Care Reform bill legalized marijuana in the United States. "I'm so stoke...

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Funny story: Mephedrone - 'Meow-Meow' - Further Confusion Takes Hold

Mephedrone - 'Meow-Meow' - Further Confusion Takes Hold

Controversy continues to surround mephedrone, the legal high drug which has allegedly caused an indeterminate number of accidental deaths, predominantly among teenagers out for a good time. There have been widespread calls from influential individ...

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Funny story: Ed Balls says, UK Schoolkids must stop smoking Meerkats!

Ed Balls says, UK Schoolkids must stop smoking Meerkats!

Schoolchildren the length (& possibly the breadth) of Britain were today devastated to hear that the new fad for smoking Meerkats is to be banned. After two small boys passed away after toking on a badly rolled Meerkat, education secretary Ed...

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Funny story: UK drug problem worse than ever

UK drug problem worse than ever

The controlled drug problem facing UK Police is getting steadily worse says a spokesperson. "We are seeing an average of one new drug a week hitting the towns and cities and we believe farmers are to blame!" When we asked for evidence to support his...

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Funny story: Obama Apologizes to Mexico for Crimes of Mexican Drug Gang

Obama Apologizes to Mexico for Crimes of Mexican Drug Gang

MEXICO (Like it matters what part) - President Obama has apologized to the Mexican Government and to criminals throughout Mexico for the murder of U.S. Citizens by a Mexican drug gang. A Mexican drug gang gunned down two cars carrying families wit...

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Funny story: Dyslexic Stoner Accidently Overdoses On LDS

Dyslexic Stoner Accidently Overdoses On LDS

Artie Finn, a man known for many years to the local community as a "stoner and reject from society," dropped out of school many years ago due to their lack of ability to work with dyslexic students. This reading disability, along with his lifestyle,...

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Funny story: Legal High To Be Banned From Tuesday

Legal High To Be Banned From Tuesday

A drug, freely available on the internet at the moment is to be banned and criminalised from next Tuesday. The drug, which goes by the name of 'Squit-Squit' and is extremely popular with young clubbers promotes a harmonious feeling of well-being (or...

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Funny story: DEA smash massive international piñata

DEA smash massive international piñata

The US Drug Enforcement Administration were last night celebrating smashing a massive piñata that stretched from the coast of Venezuela to mainland Europe and was thought to have involved the Colombian Cartels and the Sicilian Mafia. Spanish coast...

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Funny story: Clint Eastwood Gets Off High Horse, Asks "Who Gave My Palamino Marijuana?"

Clint Eastwood Gets Off High Horse, Asks "Who Gave My Palamino Marijuana?"

Clint Eastwood is upset and thinks that the legalization of drugs in California has gone too far. After throwing a temper tantrum on the subject for twenty minutes, he got off of his high horse and asked "...and just who the Hell gave my palamino ma...

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Funny story: Tabloids in Kate Middleton 'Princess Amnesia' cover-up

Tabloids in Kate Middleton 'Princess Amnesia' cover-up

London - (Phone Buggery): UK redtops have been ordered to delete all archives about crack dealer Gary Goldsmith, uncle of desperate royal wannabe Kate Middleton. Heavy petting of Press Complaints Commission officials by Buckingham Palace enforcers...

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Funny story: Crack Dealing Monks To Welcome Addicts To Monastery

Crack Dealing Monks To Welcome Addicts To Monastery

The crack dealing monks of the remote Dencrack monastery are to welcome drug addicts from UK prisons. The scheme has been dreamt up (possibly while under the influence) by Jack Straw. The idea is to remove prisoners who have a drug habit, thus saving...

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