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Funny story: Pundits Have Just Given President Donald Trump a Brand New Nickname and The Dude Doesn’t Like It

Pundits Have Just Given President Donald Trump a Brand New Nickname and The Dude Doesn’t Like It

MIAMI – Ever since President Donald Trump hid in the White House bunker like a little scaredy-cat, talk show hosts like Stephen Colbert, Jimmy Kimmel, Trevor Noah, Seth Meyers, and Conan O’Brien have pounded the “Orange Mess” with every nickname unde...

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Funny story: President Donald J. Trump is Literally Scared to Death About the Vote-by-Mail Concept

President Donald J. Trump is Literally Scared to Death About the Vote-by-Mail Concept

DETROIT – The 45th president was in Detroit visiting a factory that produces cigarette lighters for three-wheelers. He told a crowd, estimated to be about 87 or 88 people, that he is going to do everything humanly possible to see to it that this s...

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Funny story: Trump Demands Court Stop Bolton Book Because "It Has Way Too Many Pages and Big Words"

Trump Demands Court Stop Bolton Book Because "It Has Way Too Many Pages and Big Words"

Washington - President Donald Trump tweeted, on Friday, that the U.S. Supreme Court should "stop the release of lying John Bolton's new book immediately", because he decreed that anything said to Bolton is automatically classified to the "highest deg…

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Funny story: Coronavirus Experts Warn That as Many as 900 Trump Supporters at His Tulsa Campaign Rally Could Catch C-19 if They Do Not Protect Themselves

Coronavirus Experts Warn That as Many as 900 Trump Supporters at His Tulsa Campaign Rally Could Catch C-19 if They Do Not Protect Themselves

Miami – Officials with the Atlantic Coast Commission For The Control of The Coronavirus are warning that President Trump supporters attending the GOP rally in Tulsa could all be walking into a disease-infested trap. Poindexter St. Water, with the...

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Funny story: Many People are Noticing How Much Older Ivanka Trump is Looking Lately

Many People are Noticing How Much Older Ivanka Trump is Looking Lately

BEVERLY HILLS – The President's oldest daughter, Ivanka Trump, flew to Beverly Hills on Air Force One yesterday, to get a manicure and a pedicure. Several reporters remarked how old she is looking. One said that he had talked to a White House cook...

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Funny story: Trumpers Will Have To Take IQ Test At Rally

Trumpers Will Have To Take IQ Test At Rally

Oklahoma- Donald Trump supporters planning on attending this weekend's big 'Open Up 'Merica' rally here in Tulsa, Oklahoma, will have to sign a waiver, clearing Trump of any liability if they catch the coronavirus. But they'll also have to take an IQ...

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Funny story: Trump Campaign Bringing In Musical Acts For Tulsa Rally

Trump Campaign Bringing In Musical Acts For Tulsa Rally

Besides catching musical acts at Trump's next rally in Tulsa, Oklahoma, coronavirus is going to be at a premium. No activity is necessary. Just sit there next to a stranger, shoulder to shoulder, please don’t wear a mask, Trump frowns on masks, shout...

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Funny story: Dr. Billingsgate Declares War On Commie-Pinko Spoofers

Dr. Billingsgate Declares War On Commie-Pinko Spoofers

BILLINGSGATE POST: In a carefully scripted declaration, so nuanced that even he could not understand what he was saying, Dr. Billingsgate went one step farther in his war against the proliferation of Commie-Pinko writers who have surreptitiously tak...

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Funny story: John Bolton’s Explosive Expose on President Donald Trump

John Bolton’s Explosive Expose on President Donald Trump

NEW YORK CITY – Trump’s former White House National Security Adviser, John Bolton, has just published his bombshell book titled “I Was In The Room Where It All Hit The Fan". Inside sources say that Trump begged, pleaded, and colluded with Bolton t...

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Funny story: Bunker Boy Vows to Declare War on Antifa

Bunker Boy Vows to Declare War on Antifa

WASHINGTON, D.C. – The President says that he has talked to several representatives with white extremist groups, and they have suggested that he declare war on the group known as Antifa. Antifa is known as an anti-white supremist-extremist group w...

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Funny story: Vandals Throw a Statue of Adolf Hitler onto the White House Lawn

Vandals Throw a Statue of Adolf Hitler onto the White House Lawn

WASHINGTON, D.C. – The Secret Service is reporting that, overnight, vandals tossed a 12-foot tall statue of Adolf Hitler onto the White House lawn. The statue was reportedly made of 65% plaster of Paris, 22% styrofoam, and 13% bullshit. The mag...

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Funny story: Tucker Carlson is Denying That he Had a Threesome with Diamond and Silk

Tucker Carlson is Denying That he Had a Threesome with Diamond and Silk

NEW YORK CITY – Fox News host, Tucker Carlson, is truly upset and extremely worried at the fact that a total of 51 advertisers have already dropped his show, including Big Grandma Bras, Compound W, FDS, and the CIA. Carlson says he now knows how B...

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Funny story: The Howard Stern Vs Donald Trump & Donald Trump, Jr., Feud is Getting Hotter!

The Howard Stern Vs Donald Trump & Donald Trump, Jr., Feud is Getting Hotter!

NEW YORK CITY – Donald Trump Jr. has pointed out that radio personality, Howard Stern, had once dressed as famous black trumpet player, Louis Armstrong, during Halloween, 27 years ago. The "Shock Jock" pointed out that Donnie Jr. had once dressed...

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Funny story: Trump Claims Bone Spurs On Coronavirus And Quits

Trump Claims Bone Spurs On Coronavirus And Quits

President Trump is quitting the coronavirus pandemic, claiming, "If we don’t test, there won’t be any numbers to say we have coronavirus. Therefore, we’ve conquered coronavirus. No numbers, no virus!" The thinking is pure genius! So, if someone…

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Funny story: President Trump’s Niece Has Written a Book About Him That Makes Him Look Like a Big Time Loser

President Trump’s Niece Has Written a Book About Him That Makes Him Look Like a Big Time Loser

NEW YORK CITY – The daughter of President Trump’s brother, Mary Trump, 55, has just published a book that the “Cheater-in-Chief” is positively as mad as a hive of bumble bees about. Mary, who is considered the nicest of all the Trumps, reveals tha...

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Funny story: NBA Coach Gregg Popovich Says That Trump Dribbles a Basketball Like a Sissy

NBA Coach Gregg Popovich Says That Trump Dribbles a Basketball Like a Sissy

SAN ANTONIO – Famed NBA basketball coach Gregg Popovich was having some practice drills with two of his star players, Patty Mills (#8) and Marco Belinelli (#18). The players had come to his Star Wars-style mansion and were enjoying getting a littl...

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Funny story: Someone Needs To Teach President Trump How To Drink Water From a Glass

Someone Needs To Teach President Trump How To Drink Water From a Glass

WEST POINT, New York – President Trump caused a lot of Republicans to utter a collective “WTF?” after he took a of drink of water from a glass and looked like a 3-year-old doing it. Trump was delivering the Gettysburg Address at West Point, when h...

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