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Funny story: Cheryl Cole In Canine Faeces Drama

Cheryl Cole In Canine Faeces Drama

TV's golden girl, Cheryl Cole was yesterday placed in a very embarrassing situation when she mistakenly ate a small piece of dogshit thinking it was a truffle. Girls Aloud's pop princess had been attending a fund-raining event at Battersea Dogs Ho...

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Funny story: Puppies & Kittens To Stay That Way All Their Lives

Puppies & Kittens To Stay That Way All Their Lives

As a side effect of recent studies on how to keep human beings from aging, scientists in the United States and Britain say they have the ability right now to prevent kittens from becoming cats and puppies from becoming full-grown dogs. "Oh they wi...

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Funny story: Winehouse Eats Dog Live On Air.

Winehouse Eats Dog Live On Air.

Horse faced pop strumpet Amylia Winehouse sensationally ate a dog live on air this morning, on This Morning, today. She was being interviewed by Phillip Schofield, 45, when the hapless pup strolled across the set. Incensed that the dozy dog had st...

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Funny story: Worlds oldest dog actually dead, and has been for five years

Worlds oldest dog actually dead, and has been for five years

The Guinness world record for Worlds Oldest Dog is in doubt today amidst claims that the dog is in fact dead. Ancient K9 Otto Jones, and his elderly owner Lynn Jones from Shropshire first appeared on regional news then became an overnight sensatio...

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Funny story: Charity "saves" homosexual dog couple from right wing extremists

Charity "saves" homosexual dog couple from right wing extremists

An animal charity has stepped in to prevent what could have possibly ended in the murder of two male Pit Bull Terriers, found at a council estate in Mersyside. It is believed the dogs were owned by neighbours and members of fascist group, "Ain't...

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Funny story: Al Gore Demands "Pets Must Go" in New World Global Warming Order!

Al Gore Demands "Pets Must Go" in New World Global Warming Order!

Al Gore, described as 'a Mountain of a Man' in Global Warming Circles, pronounced today that if the world is to be saved from itself, there is no place on earth for Pets, and their carbon emissions! The announcement would have raised alarms and P...

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Funny story: Human food best food for your dog and cat

Human food best food for your dog and cat

Denver, CO - According to my source, Mary Anibalcay, edible human food can be very good for your pet. Fa get about store-bought food, and just think "food" -- think human food . Tons of pet owners fear feeding felines, for example, anything but pe...

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Funny story: Chanel #69, Now $3,000 An Ounce, Develops #2P

Chanel #69, Now $3,000 An Ounce, Develops #2P

The world-renowned fashion house and famous perfumer Chanel, after producing the 2008 masterpiece $3,000-an-ounce, new #69, has now developed a very special #2P for canines only. "We have taken some of the main ingredients of the odor of 92 diff...

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Funny story: Poncy Dogs Given Serious Killing By Well Hard Urban Foxes

Poncy Dogs Given Serious Killing By Well Hard Urban Foxes

Staleybridge, Cheshire, UK - Doris Vomit, the once proud owner of five Pomeranian ankle biting dogs was today reported to be inconsolable, after her pampered brood were systematically slaughtered by a pair of rock hard urban foxes. The Pomeranians...

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Funny story: Dallas Cowboys Quarterback Tony Romo Buys Ex-Girlfriend Jessica Simpson Another Dog

Dallas Cowboys Quarterback Tony Romo Buys Ex-Girlfriend Jessica Simpson Another Dog

DALLAS - Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo has just given his ex-girlfriend Jessica Simpson a brand new dog which looks exactly like her ex-dog Daisy. Romo said that he felt real bad for Jessica when he heard that little Daisy had been dognapped by a...

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Funny story: Martha Stewart Lashes Out At Jessica Simpson For Losing Her Dog

Martha Stewart Lashes Out At Jessica Simpson For Losing Her Dog

NEW YORK CITY - Business magnate, entrepreneur, and TV host Martha Stewart has lashed out at Jessica Simpson for not watching her little dog more closely. Stewart who is 68, said that if Jessica had been watching her little pooch instead of worryi...

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Funny story: Laredo Drug-Sniffing Dog Becomes Addicted

Laredo Drug-Sniffing Dog Becomes Addicted

LAREDO, Texas - United States Custom's Department Director Adobe "Chipper" Chipotle has informed Washington D.C. that one of his top drug-sniffing dogs Spot has sadly become addicted to drugs. Spot, who is six years old has been a U.S. Custom's (C...

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Funny story: You Must be Barking!

You Must be Barking!

Dog loving residents across the UK are up in arms this week after their application to introduce a best 'mixed breeds' section at the Famous Crufts show was poo pooed and thrown out. Spokesperson for the Mongrel Owners Club of Great Britain Mrs.Au...

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Funny story: World's Biggest Dog Stuck in Train Tunnel

World's Biggest Dog Stuck in Train Tunnel

Salem Gap, NC - Eight year old Johnny Stumph could tell his dog Jack was going to grow larger than most dogs when Jack would pull him on his skateboard up town Mountain Road. "When Jack was just a puppy I'd tie a rope around him and he'd pull me...

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Funny story: Bitch stealing gay bitch upsets gay bitch in Ft. Lauderdale

Bitch stealing gay bitch upsets gay bitch in Ft. Lauderdale

FT. LAUDERDALE, FL (ABSNN) - Hudson Hayward Hemingway, a 4-month-old Chihuahua puppy, was dog napped from a Wilton Manors gay bar sometime in July according to the Broward State Attorney's Office. The dog's owner, Brian Dortort (why are so many ga...

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Funny story: Can dogs really look 'guilty'?

Can dogs really look 'guilty'?

That "guilty look" on a dog's face is all in the imagination of the human owner, suggests research. Dog owners have often claimed they can read the expressions of their pets - particularly that tell-tale look when they have done something wrong.

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Funny story: Furry Fury: Dog bites man!

Furry Fury: Dog bites man!

SOD, W.Va.-- In a twist to the old "Man Bites Dog" story, Fermayla Douche, a 21-year-old transsexual, paper "person," was severely bitten by Cujo, a Rat Terrier, while delivering TheSpoof.com, Sunday morning. He was air lifted to Matewan General Del...

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