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Funny story: Geneva Convention, US Constitution no match for Cheney at West Point

Geneva Convention, US Constitution no match for Cheney at West Point

West Point, New York (FP) Vice President Dick Cheney delivered the commencement speech at West Point Academy to the graduating class during which he criticizing the Geneva Convention and the United States Constitution while checking his email on his...

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Funny story: Classic Cheney fear fest at West Point commencement

Classic Cheney fear fest at West Point commencement

In a commencement day appearance before hundreds of graduating cadets at West Point, Vice President Dick Cheney used his speech to attack the Geneva Convention, the U.S. Constitution and democracy in general.

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Funny story: Mary Cheney became pregnant by parthenogenesis; global warming to blame?

Mary Cheney became pregnant by parthenogenesis; global warming to blame?

Frostbite Falls (Spoof News) Mary Cheney, daughter of Vice President Dick Cheney, gave birth today to an 8 and a half pound baby boy.

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Funny story: Dick Cheney Admits He Uses Hookers

Dick Cheney Admits He Uses Hookers

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Vice President Dick Cheney has finally acknowledged that he has hired hookers in the past.

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Funny story: Dick Cheney has Evil Plan to Rule the World

Dick Cheney has Evil Plan to Rule the World

Anonymous sources today warned of Vice-President Dick Cheney's evil plot to rule the world with Cheney clones. These sources claimed Cheney used oil companies' high tech labs and huge profits to create more than 10,000 Cheney clone embryos.

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Funny story: Wizard of Oz Remake to star Bush, Cheney, and Rice

Wizard of Oz Remake to star Bush, Cheney, and Rice

Anathema Motion Pictures recently announced that a newly updated version of the classic movie the Wizard of Oz is set to begin filming this summer, with a release date of April 2008 anticipated.

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Funny story: Bush Speaks At Cheney Testimonial

Bush Speaks At Cheney Testimonial

President George W. Bush spoke today at a White House Press Conference tribute to Vice President Richard "Dick" Cheney. It was a black tie affair in Washington D.C. Ann Carter of The Washington Times said that "The President offered...

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Funny story: George Tenet Dunks And Slams Cheney, Condoleezza

George Tenet Dunks And Slams Cheney, Condoleezza

Washington Toast - George Tenet, former director of the Central Intelligence Agency, recently received a four million dollar book advance for writing about his contribution to the 9/11 tragedy and the ginning up to the war in Iraq, absolving himself...

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Funny story: Cheney Gets Seasick While Warning Iran from Aircraft Carrier

Cheney Gets Seasick While Warning Iran from Aircraft Carrier

ON THE USS JOHN C. STENNIS (UPI) -- From an aircraft carrier in the Persian Gulf, US Vice President Dick Cheney warned Iran on Friday that the USA will "do anything" to ensure that Iran stops selling its oil in Euros and thereby sending the...

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Funny story: Cheney Aims to Become Postmaster General

Cheney Aims to Become Postmaster General

Washington, D.C. - Though he has made it clear he has no intention to seek the Republican nomination for the White House in 2008, Vice President Cheney announced today that there is one job that he would accept without hesitation: Postmaster General...

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Funny story: Dick Cheney Invests in Viacomm, Attacks YouTube

Dick Cheney Invests in Viacomm, Attacks YouTube

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - MOUNTAIN VIEW, Calif. - Dick Cheney bought 100,000 shares of Viacom yesterday to give as a gift to his grandchild-to-be. He listed the name of the grandchild, for some reason, as "Mini-me." After purchasing the stoc...

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Funny story: Cash for peerages cops focus on Lord Levy and the 9/11 massacre

Cash for peerages cops focus on Lord Levy and the 9/11 massacre

London - (Ass Mess): Lord Levy, the blind trust portfolio bagman to UK Prime Monster Tony Blair, his personal Middle East envoy, chief WMD/yellowcake uranium fantasist and top racketeering partner responisble for flogging peerages, is squirming with...

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Funny story: Bush and Cheney Chide Democrats

Bush and Cheney Chide Democrats

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington, D.C. - Today, President Bush had a Texas style showdown with House and Senate Democrats.

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Funny story: Cheney Resumes Normal Schedule After Blood Clot Gets High Marks

Cheney Resumes Normal Schedule After Blood Clot Gets High Marks

Doctors said the blood clot in Vice President Cheney's left leg is slowly getting smaller, according to a spokeswoman.

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Funny story: V.P. Dick Cheney accepts role in Star Trek XI

V.P. Dick Cheney accepts role in Star Trek XI

Hot on the heels of the rumor of Matt Damon in the role of a young Captain James T. Kirk, Star Trek XI producer J.J. Abrahms has confirmed that American Vice-President Dick Cheney has accepted a role in the forthcoming blockbuster motion picture.

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Funny story: Cheney Learns where Babies Come From

Cheney Learns where Babies Come From

EP (Exasperated Press) - Today, Dick Cheney found out where babies come from. You could see the glee in his eyes as he touched his alleged daughter's belly and listened for noises.

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Funny story: Who Is Gay Daughter's Baby's Father? Dick Cheney, Howard K Stern, Larry Birkhead - Angelina Jolie to Adopt!

Who Is Gay Daughter's Baby's Father? Dick Cheney, Howard K Stern, Larry Birkhead - Angelina Jolie to Adopt!

(Hollyweird) -- A media circus worthy of Anna Nicole Smith, but in a B cup, has come to tinseltown as lawyer turned gigolo Howard K Stern and photographer turned billionaire daddy Larry Burkhead challenge Vice President turned fag hag B A Dick Cheney...

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