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Funny story: Sam Diego Declares Banking Crisis Over, Creates Mortgage Sanctuary for Deadbeats and Politicians

Sam Diego Declares Banking Crisis Over, Creates Mortgage Sanctuary for Deadbeats and Politicians

San Diego,Ca./Reuters - City Attorney Michael Aquirre announced plans today to designate this coastal city as an official Mortgage Foreclosure Sanctuary, and declared the national financial crisis over. The Dow Jones Industrial Average rose 2500...

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Funny story: Whitey Bolger FOUND on Cape Cod!

Whitey Bolger FOUND on Cape Cod!

The FBI confirmed today a recent video taken in Italy really IS Whitey Bulger, the long missing Boston mobster with ties to the state house AND The White House and that he's been living on the Cape and been on the State payroll since 1991! Whit...

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Funny story: South Carolina Ponzi Scheme linked to Clintons

South Carolina Ponzi Scheme linked to Clintons

Federal Campaign Investigators announced today they are looking into criminal links between Hebrew Boys, LLC, Democratic fundraiser and convicted felon Norman Hsu, and the Clinton Campaign Fund. Also involved is the SEC who insiders say, have an...

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Funny story: Another Chinese Recall - Democratic Campaign Money

Another Chinese Recall - Democratic Campaign Money

In another extraordinary example of Clinton financial acumen, $850,000 of miraculous appearing campaign funds may soon be wending its way back to China, but not without a fight if Senator Hillary Clinton has her way. The money appeared magically a...

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Funny story: Dems Bulldozed

Dems Bulldozed

Following the 2006 Mid Term Elections the Democrats had constructed a commune on the Great Lawn in Washington D.C.

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton And Barack Obama To Unite As Unique Double Act

Hillary Clinton And Barack Obama To Unite As Unique Double Act

Bitter Democratic Party rivals Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama are to join forces and fight the Republican Party in next year's Presidential campaign as a unique double act, says a leaked memo.

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Funny story: John McCain 'Feeling Left Out'

John McCain 'Feeling Left Out'

John McCain, the current presidential candidate for the Republican party in the US elections, is rumoured to be considering a transfer to the Democratic Party. One of McCain's closest aides revealed that the party leader has been feeling "re...

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Funny story: Democratic Party Discounts the 3/5 ths Compromise!

Democratic Party Discounts the 3/5 ths Compromise!

In the early days of the Republic, brave and wise US political leaders debated how much a human being who was a slave should be counted. They needed a number in order to calculate the amount of representatives for each state. Slave holding states wan...

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Funny story: GOP Denounces Dem Compromise over FL, MI

GOP Denounces Dem Compromise over FL, MI

Washington, DC - Outraged Republican Party officials denounced the compromise reached today by the Democratic Party Rules Committee, seating 50% of the delegates from Michigan and Florida even though those states had violated party rules.

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Funny story: Clinton Finally Concedes

Clinton Finally Concedes

WASHINGTON D.C. -- "Obama is our next president of the United States!" a reborn Senator Hillary Clinton concluded in a press conference, putting to an end a roller coaster finish for a spectacular ending to this historic Democratic race to...

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Funny story: DNC Meets To See If Crying Clinton Can Be Appeased

DNC Meets To See If Crying Clinton Can Be Appeased

(Washington D.C.) - The Democratic National Committee's Rules and Bylaws panel is meeting today in Washington to see if they can come to a resolution of the situation regarding the stripped delegates from Michigan and Florida, amidst calls by the...

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Funny story: Franken: I started a joke which started the Dems crying

Franken: I started a joke which started the Dems crying

A week before Minnesota DFLers choose a U.S. Senate candidate, behind-the-scenes volcanism about a satirical article written eight years ago by candidate Al Franken has erupted into controversy about the nature of humour.

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Funny story: Sen. Joe Biden re-thinks decision to back out

Sen. Joe Biden re-thinks decision to back out

Wilmington, DE - Sen. Joseph Biden (D-DEL) announced today he is forming a 'democratic nomination exploratory committee' to see if it would be feasible to possibly get back into the race and become the Democratic nominee.

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Funny story: 'Pantsuit Riots' Feared This Summer in Denver

'Pantsuit Riots' Feared This Summer in Denver

(Denver CO) Denver police are being warned to expect a riot this summer during the Democratic Convention. The rioters are expected to be Hillary supporters, and once their candidate loses, the Gates of Hell will open.

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Funny story: DNC blames polarization of its party on global warming

DNC blames polarization of its party on global warming

Washington, DC - A spokesperson for the DNC denounced any rumors that Hillary Clinton's refusal to stand down as a contender for the Democratic presidential nominee is causing the party to divide itself, endangering its chances to win an all but...

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Funny story: Hillary asks for recount in Guam

Hillary asks for recount in Guam

Guam - Today the Clinton campaign officially asked for a recount in Guam. Sen. Barack Obama had won the caucuses by 7 votes after over 5400 had caucused.

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Funny story: Barack Obama to declare himself Democratic nominee

Barack Obama to declare himself Democratic nominee

Springfield, Ill - An anonymous source within the Obama campaign stated Sen. Barack Obama will declare himself the Democratic Presidential Nominee during a press conference on Friday.

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