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Funny story: Go on Dave, Get Some In My Son!

Go on Dave, Get Some In My Son!

Part time Prime Minister Dave Cameroon has told how he and his sexually wanton wife Sam keep their romance alive with weekly date nights. The part time PM said that depite his busy schedule of globe trotting and escort girl sampling , he and Sam s...

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Funny story: Hellfire pastor to officiate at Obama-Cameron prayer breakfast

Hellfire pastor to officiate at Obama-Cameron prayer breakfast

Washington DC - First Hellfire Tabernacle of Dupont Circle pastor the Reverend Tobias P Throttlefrotter will conduct Holy Supplication at next week's White House prayer breakfast meeting between President Obama and UK PM David Cameron. An awesome...

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Funny story: PM and QC brother Alexander Cameron 'to ride sidesaddle in Olympics donkey derby'

PM and QC brother Alexander Cameron 'to ride sidesaddle in Olympics donkey derby'

Cotswolds - The siblings will compete in the London 2012 Olympic Ass of the Year race over seven furlongs it was announced today. The new event in the Olympic Schedule has been described as made in heaven for the bruvvers after both showed some am...

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Funny story: David Cameron: I did not have sexual relations with that horse

David Cameron: I did not have sexual relations with that horse

Under pressure British Prime Minister David Cameron held a press conference today to deny having sex with a horse lent to Rupert Murdoch lacky Rebecca Crooks by the Metropolitan Police. Mr Cameron was in Brussels for yet another EU summit, but the...

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Funny story: David Cameron's saddle sores go viral

David Cameron's saddle sores go viral

London - YouBoob! footage of his bot's follyculitis (sic) swamped the internet today amid reports 'Raisa' wasn't the only Met gift horse ridden by the British Prime Monster. The video shows a callus (sic) covered arse and associated abrasions typi...

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Funny story: '14 hands of horseflesh between yer legs, eh Dave? '

'14 hands of horseflesh between yer legs, eh Dave? '

London - A damage limitation exercise is under way tonight after someone posted 'doctored' pictures on the internet of David Cameron's face superimposed onto a bare-chested image of Vladimir Putin riding his favorite white charger 'Cool Sun'. Down...

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Funny story: New Government Scheme Will Create Millions Of Jobs!

New Government Scheme Will Create Millions Of Jobs!

A new government jobs creation scheme is to be brought in this April. From April all current back-to-work schemes will be gradually phased out. Announcing the new scheme today Prime Minister David Cameron said he fully expects it to create millions o...

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Funny story: Cameron and Clegg Sort Out MP's Brawl in Commons Bar!

Cameron and Clegg Sort Out MP's Brawl in Commons Bar!

Further details have now emerged regarding a brawl between MP's in a House of Commons bar on Wednesday night. The brawl is said to have started around 11pm in a Commons bar reserved for MP's and their guests when Labour MP Bill Joy accused ex-Austeri...

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Funny story: No more beer in pubs

No more beer in pubs

With the success of the smoking ban in reducing the amount of smoking in the UK, moves are now afoot to tackle the British Booze problem in the same way. "Booze is far more dangerous than any other drug on the planet," said Temperance Camper, co-o...

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Funny story: Liberal Democrats to 'pull out of politics' after Harry Potter withdraws his wand

Liberal Democrats to 'pull out of politics' after Harry Potter withdraws his wand

The Liberal Democrats appeared to throw in the towel last night after boy magician Harry Potter told the world he would no longer magic up votes for them. A senior party member told the spoof politics correspondent "Thats it! Game over for us - no...

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Funny story: Prime Minister admits Impotent Bewilderment at EU Guile

Prime Minister admits Impotent Bewilderment at EU Guile

The UK Prime Minister David Cameron admitted to MPs during his statement this afternoon to the House of Commons on yesterday's EU emergency summit that he really had no idea how cunning and manipulative his European Union partners could be in circumv...

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Funny story: World leaders scuffle in Davos

World leaders scuffle in Davos

Drama overshadowed the end of the talks between world leaders last night when a fight broke out between leader of the Daleks Mr Derek Davros and French Prime Minister Nicolas Teacozy. World leaders had met in Davos for the four day summit aiming t...

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Funny story: Cameron admits defeat

Cameron admits defeat

Today, the prime minister shocked parliament by dissolving the British government. In a disturbing statement, David Cameron announced that following much consideration, he and his cabinet can no longer be bothered to run Britain. The leader of the...

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Funny story: Cameron Says New EU 'Right of Way' Rule Would Lead To Carnage!

Cameron Says New EU 'Right of Way' Rule Would Lead To Carnage!

The Prime Minister said today he is determined to have Britain opt out from a new EU Health and Safety law passed in Brussels last week. As it reads, the new law would mean that as from the first day of April this year any person on his or her way ou...

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Funny story: Anti-Terrorism Measures At Olympics - No Room For Privacy!

Anti-Terrorism Measures At Olympics - No Room For Privacy!

The Prime Minister has revealed that anti-terrorism measures at this summer's London Olympic Games will include having CCTV cameras in positions enabling them to look inside the various toilet cubicle facilities within the Olympic Village in East Lon...

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Funny story: David Cameron, Andy Coulson, Nat Rothschild and Peter Mandelson on Oleg Deripaska yacht: videotape emerges

David Cameron, Andy Coulson, Nat Rothschild and Peter Mandelson on Oleg Deripaska yacht: videotape emerges

London - The Royal YouBoob! channel has received millions of new hits after someone posted footage of the pleasure boat piss-up without any airbrushing of the two main protagonists. At noon today at a packed PMQs the PM told the Commons he was 're...

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Funny story: Responses to Cameron Popularity Poll in Nottingham

Responses to Cameron Popularity Poll in Nottingham

We asked the Nottingham firm of Tymoshchuck, Kuzmanovic, & Mulumbu, Real-Time-Poll-Assessors, if they would do a poll in Nottingham, to find out just what the people think of David Cameron. The branch manager, Branislav Pavlyuchenko, agreed, as long as his polster's could carry out the canvassing in disguise. we agreed. We said we would like the question asked: 'What do you think of Cam...

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