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Funny story: David Cameron Unveils Conservative Election Slogan

David Cameron Unveils Conservative Election Slogan

The Conservative Party leader issued a solid declaration of intent to not only win the forthcoming General Election, but to win it with a crushing overall majority as he released the party election slogan - "Erm..." "How's that for a battle cry!"...

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Funny story: David Cameron says this is who I was born to be

David Cameron says this is who I was born to be

Hairbrush Dave has stolen a Susan Boyle song and made it his own. My number one priority is number one he smirked. My number two, three, four ad infinitum priorities are number one. It's all about me, this is who I was born to be he scowled. Susan...

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Funny story: David Cameron recalls his days as a fag at Eton as he talks to factory workers about school discipline

David Cameron recalls his days as a fag at Eton as he talks to factory workers about school discipline

In a speech, written by Bojo, Boris Johnson, Hairbrush Dave, recalled his fondness for his years spent at top Public School, Eton. Reminiscing about his days as a fag, he massaged his bum continuously. "If we stepped out of line, or when the S...

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Funny story: Tories Will Slap Crippling Tax on Work-Shy Malingerers

Tories Will Slap Crippling Tax on Work-Shy Malingerers

In the most positive move yet that signals that the gloves are off in the brave, new Tory election campaign, a clever group of bright-eyed young policy geeks called 'Think Right Think Tanks For 21st Century Liberty and Sunshine' have proposed a whopp...

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Funny story: Tory regrets visit to Toryglen

Tory regrets visit to Toryglen

David Cameron visited Glasgow last night for a public meeting, in the run up to the General Election. Cameron knowing how hostile Glasgow can be to Tories decided to investigate places in Glasgow to hold a meeting and stumbled upon Toryglen on the So...

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Funny story: Lord Ashcroft Slips Off The Radar

Lord Ashcroft Slips Off The Radar

The billionaire Tory Deputy Chairman Lord Ashcroft, one of the Party's top donors has been keeping a mysteriously low profile following revelations that he struck a deal with the previous Conservative government regarding tax avoidance as a result of...

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Funny story: David Cameron Hires Jackie Chan As Election Consultant

David Cameron Hires Jackie Chan As Election Consultant

It is alleged that David Cameron has hired Hong Kong chop-socky movie star Jackie Chan to act as a campaign advisor as the Tory Party leader hits the election trail in earnest. A spokeswoman told me: "Mr Cameron watched 'Rumble In The Bronx' last...

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Funny story: Confidence In Cameron Sinks To All Time Low

Confidence In Cameron Sinks To All Time Low

With a general election looming on the horizon, even die-hard Conservatives appear to be suffering a crisis of confidence in their party leader and his ability to deliver a stunning knock-out blow to Gordon Brown's Labour Party. In recent months,...

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Funny story: Tory Party to Move to Belize

Tory Party to Move to Belize

Following revelations that Tory Party Paymaster, Lord Ashcroft, hasn't paid tax in years, David Cameron announced that today that it will move Tory Party Headquarters and all Tory MPs to Belize "sometime next month". The announcement follows criti...

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Funny story: Paying Tax to be abolished say Tories

Paying Tax to be abolished say Tories

Following on from the scandal involving the the Tory donor Lord Cashcrop, the conservative party have tonight announced a change in their taxation policy. Anyone who earns more than £1billion pounds a year will no longer be required to pay tax.

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Funny story: Tories Set To Merge With BNP

Tories Set To Merge With BNP

David 'Dave' Cameron has declared his intention to merge his party with the BNP before the next election. "I want to end the white male dominated political scene. The BNP has led the way in encouraging ethnic minorities to join the political elite. W...

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Funny story: For Fox Sake Don't Let Cameron Take Number 10

For Fox Sake Don't Let Cameron Take Number 10

With suggestions that secret plans are afoot to bring back fox hunting if the Tories get back into power it is imperative that we don't allow Cameron to win his race to the top seat at number 10. Some political activists within Cameron's constitu...

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Funny story: Conservatives Propose Immigration Curbs

Conservatives Propose Immigration Curbs

In an unprecedented move by the Conservative Party leadership, David Cameron today announced that immigration issues would form a core component of the party's general election manifesto. Mr Cameron was quick to deny that his plan to restrict the...

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Funny story: Nick Clegg to nation-we are NOT irrelevant

Nick Clegg to nation-we are NOT irrelevant

At a recent press conference Nick Clegg of the Liberal Democrats hit back at accusations that his party was irrelevant. "Just because we will never ever hold government does not make us irrelevant" he told a rather apathetic crowd of around 2 pe...

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Funny story: British Leaders Compete for Chav Vote

British Leaders Compete for Chav Vote

British political leaders Gordon Brown and David Cameron are already sparring with each other to compete for the Chav vote prior to general elections in June of this year. Brown is looking for Labour to secure a fourth consecutive term in office...

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Funny story: Conservatives Furious Over Obama's Decision To Rid U.S. Of Ignorance.

Conservatives Furious Over Obama's Decision To Rid U.S. Of Ignorance.

Conservatives are incensed at President Obama (yeah, yeah, I know- what else is new) for his stance on improving education. The US has been lagging at an embarrassing 26th place behind other developed and undeveloped nations. He has sworn to shorten...

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Funny story: Bible not "conservative" enough

Bible not "conservative" enough

Branson, Missouri - Andy Schlafly, son of Phyllis Schlafly, is picking up where his mother left off. "She was always too liberal", he said in an interview. "Sure, she campaigned against women's rights, but you'll note that she never campaigned agai...

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