In yet another bold move by President Obama to prove to the country that he is willing to put partisan politics aside and do what is best for the country, has asked for a list from the leaders of various conservative and libertarian groups naming dem...
Hey Hank, It's become a toss-up for me here and thought you could help out, if you want… I am and have been an atheist for most of my life. I just can't get into the whole swoony churchy thing. But, I have become a rather confirmed political convert and want to get a job in the next political campaign. I lean quite heavily to the right, so I need to know which church group would be the b...
It has been a hectic afternoon for the ConDemned coalition. First the Deputy Prime Minister, then the Secretary of State for Education were dragged through the House of Commons by the opposition. An opposition, in Nick Clegg's case that included many...
The hilarious new Mick & Dave show has opened to rave reviews in the West End of London and they plan to take it on a nationwide tour this summer. The pair teamed up at the last minute after the two major shows they'd been tirelessly working o...
Middle Englanders everywhere were falling to their knees giving thanks this morning as they awoke to find David Cameron firmly ensconced in the hallowed halls of Downing Street. For, as we can exclusively reveal - The coming to power of the Conser...
New British Prime Minister David Cameron has today delivered his first speech as the nation's leader, and has announced his intention to ban any further broadcasts of the BBC1 show EastEnders. Cameron told a massed media gathering outside number 1...
A crowd of reporters were in Downing Street this morning after a microphone stand, left in the road last night by the Prime Minister and later reported stolen, was mysteriously returned by a plain-clothed policeman. But reporters hoping to catch...
Money markets around the world were rocked this morning after newly crowned Prime Minister David Cameron and his Chancellor, George Osborne, were revealed to be missing. They were last seen just after the outgoing Chancellor and former comedian, S...
Gordon Brown plans to join the Conservative Party in a bid to cling to power following his party's failure at the General Election. He is currently in talks with David Cameron and the two are said to be getting along well. Conor Burns, Conservativ...
A little known group of hardline misfits called "The Spoof Party" were this morning being wooed by David Cameron & Gordon Brown for their crucial seat in the House of Commons. So far David Cameron had only offered "Free Tea & Biscuits" wit...
Conor Burns, the new Conservative MP for Bournemouth West, has admitted that he likes nothing better than to watch men play with their balls. The news is certain to shock people in Bournemouth and Poole. Burns said "Yes, it's true. I love to see a...
In a last ditch attempt to mobilise the male youth vote, the least represented demographic at Parliamentary Elections, the Tory Party have announced plans to institutionalise masturbation. They are claiming that bashing the bishop has positive effect...
A Mass Murderer, & also holder of the title Worlds Biggest Liar, has been brought in to help an ugly guy who bullies his staff, makes old age pensioners cry, and always finishes last in debates. Tony B Liar notorious War Criminal for those who...
Leaked documents have revealed a controversial new policy being considered by the Conservative Party to halt the recent surge the Liberal Democrats have experienced in the polls. In an attempt to combat Clegg mania it appears that the Conservatives...
In a further desperate attempt to appeal to male voters, deserted by all the other parties' pursuit of the female votes, (and to appease the fathers' movement) the Conservatives today announced a 'massive' increase in their support for separated dad...
David Cameron bigs up his big idea of a Big Society. What will that mean for the biggest bastards in Britain? Bigger profits for bigger, Tory sponsoring, big business. Then, bigger headaches for ever bigger unemployment queues. A bigger hole t...
Former Conservative leader Margaret Thatcher is expected to make a public show of support for 'Do Nothing' David Cameron's only concrete election strategy to date - cut benefits to those in need. Thatcher, whose impartial brand of politics culmina...
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