LONDON - Famed motion picture producer Duffy Bayou-Gauche has just announced that he will soon start production on the film The British Birds, which is the true story of British female singers Petula Clark, Marianne Faithfull, and Cilla Black. Bay...
LONDON - Noted Italian producer Bellanino Terrabini has announced that he will begin filming on his latest ocean going epic, Titanic 3 - What Blimey Iceberg? in late May. Terrabini says that he is really looking forward to working with one of the...
HOLLYWOOD - In an unprecedented move Dancing With The Stars has fined British judge Len Goodman $4,000 for wearing what they said to be the most gawd-awfullest shirt in the history of shirts. Bernadette Penderlicki, the show's executive producer,...
A source speaking from close to the bar in The Nag's Head public house in the West End tipped me off today that Dancing Derek Hough is all set to drop everything and come to London to take up residence on Strictly Come Dancing - in order to allow him...
In another soul destroyingly mundane Hollywood press release, red hot teen idol Selena Gomez has stated that she would love to work with UK icon Cheryl Cole on a teen driven project. Providing Cole doesn't go on too much about soccer being the gre...
LONDON - The fantastic father and son dancing duo of Demetrious and Lagi Demetriou have literally been all over the globe in just a few short months. The Greek dancing duo known as The Stavros Flatley Greek Irish Dancers have performed in Shanghai...
LONDON - Russell Brand's manicurist, Timothea Tittleham has revealed that lately Mr. Brand has been having fantasies about Ashley Cole's soon-to-be-ex-wife Cheryl Cole. Brand, who is considered one of the United Kingdom's 'Bad Boys' confessed that...
Cheryl Cole is cleaning up her act. The first step is to give ash the brush off. The singer said "I need to give ash the brush off. I feel as though I have been living under a cloud. It's been choking me. I need freedom and I need clean air. I had to...
Did she? Didn't she? No. - I have it on good authority that Kristen Stewart did not visit Robert Pattinson on the set of Bel Ami in Budapest. In fact, Stewart never left LA, where she has been making arrangements to celebrate her birthday. However...
Cheryl Cole is to audition at an undisclosed location for the upcoming series of BGT - in disguise. Insiders say that Cheryl has been suffering from a crisis of confidence recently, and is filled with a burning desire to find out whether the peop...
Mark Lowton has run afoul of the law again for hawking nude pictures of Cheryl Cole taken from the Hubble telescope. Lowton managed to take the pictures by brazenly walking into the NASA control centre in Houston with a cup of coffee in one hand w...
Cheryl Cole has visited a psychic, Jusstine Kenzer, and was so impressed she plans to make another visit to see the psychic next month. In the reading Cheryl was told that love rat Ashley is her soul mate from a past life, so now Cheryl can't wait to...
OSLO, Norway - Cheryl Cole flew up to Norway on a promotional tour for her latest single and video "Parachute." The music video was choreographed by her BFF Derek Hough, who also danced with Chezza in the dance number. The versatile Hough also pla...
Oslo - (Bird On A Wire Mess): "Our Cheryl's not exactly one for mortifying the flesh," Joan Callaghan's cleaning lady's Brazilian epilatrice commented today. "Maybe the tattoo's shambolic, like. Er, symbolic! Kinda Thigh Willy Be Dun crown of tho...
COPENHAGEN - The International Perfume Institute headquartered in Copenhagen, Denmark has just announced that it has chosen Cheryl Cole's Eau Du Nudeness as the world's number one perfume. IPI executive director Mezzolino Rillanava stated that thi...
Cheryl Cole out of Girls Aloud, and Katie Price, out of Jordan, leapt to the assistance of an 'alcoholically relaxed' man and considerately gave him directions how to get to Waterloo Station yesterday evening. The man, thought to be originally fro...
Taking advantage of a well earned day off from her exertions with Dancing Derek Hough, X-Factor judge and chart topping solo artiste Cheryl Cole today embarked on a whirlwind trip to the Bolivian capital, La Paz, in order to consult with her long tim...
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