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Funny story: California Earthquake to Happen Later than Expected

California Earthquake to Happen Later than Expected

After analyzing massive amounts of seismic data, scientists for the Global Earthquake Detection Authority (GEDA) announced today that the long predicted massive California earthquake will happen at least two weeks later than previously thought.

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Funny story: Carpooling! on CARB list of Global Warming Solutions for California

Carpooling! on CARB list of Global Warming Solutions for California

PRBS Newswire - Sacramento - In what could have been a very anti-climatic Global Warming report, the California Air Resources Board has posted the Draft Staff Report entitled 'Expanded List of Early Action Measures to Reduce Greenhouse Gas Emissi...

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Funny story: California utility deregulation turns deadly once again as rising death toll from heat wave climbs to 30, so far

California utility deregulation turns deadly once again as rising death toll from heat wave climbs to 30, so far

Los Angeles, California - Mostly the elderly, people with preexisting health conditions or people who live alone have been most negatively impacted by the Southern California heat wave that has taken 30 some lives so far. Los Angeles County corner...

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Funny story: California - Germany in Global Warming Partnership create Green Club

California - Germany in Global Warming Partnership create Green Club

PRBS Newswire - Sacramento - Germany is taking the fight on Global Warming to California. The Germafornia plan will reduce Global Warming Emmisions World Wide.

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Funny story: Tennessean Appointed Premiere Authority on California

Tennessean Appointed Premiere Authority on California

CALIFORNIA (Sacramento Bee) - Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger has appointed public television personality Huell Howser to be the new 'Minister of California'. The surprise announcement happened overnight during a press conference in which Sch...

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Funny story: California's electronic voting system fails security test; computer hackers program Ron Paul for President 2008

California's electronic voting system fails security test; computer hackers program Ron Paul for President 2008

Sacramento, California - California Secretary of State, Debrah Bown, commissioned a team of computer hackers to test the security of the state's electronic-voting machines by hacking into them. The security system failed and the hackers got into...

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Funny story: California to Deport Cigarette Smokers

California to Deport Cigarette Smokers

Unable to effectively police its borders to keep out illegal immigrants, and facing popular backlash for trying to do so, the state of California announced today that it was turning its attention to a group that has no defenders and is easy to identi...

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Funny story: Los Angeles Animal Services opens cages, shuts doors

Los Angeles Animal Services opens cages, shuts doors

LOS ANGELES - The Los Angeles Department of Animal Services, in a controversial move which has come under fire from City Hall, ordered all cages at the City's six Animal Care Centers opened and all animals set free. Citing desperation in its fail...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton picks up MasterCard as first major commercial endorsement since her incarceration

Paris Hilton picks up MasterCard as first major commercial endorsement since her incarceration

Los Angeles, California - MaterCard announced today that it would be contracting Paris Hilton to be their next spokesperson endorsing their credit and debit card right after her release from prison.

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Funny story: A media frenzy junkie fix: Judge Orders Sheriff to pickup Paris Hilton at her mansion

A media frenzy junkie fix: Judge Orders Sheriff to pickup Paris Hilton at her mansion

Los Angeles, California - Not since the O.J. Simpson murder trial white Ford Bronco car chase on the streets and freeways of Los Angeles has there been live coverage of a celebrity being taken into custody, until today.

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Funny story: Schwarzenegger Runs for President: Discovers US Birth Certificate

Schwarzenegger Runs for President: Discovers US Birth Certificate

California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger announced today that he is running for the Republican nomination for the 2008 presidential election.

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Funny story: Paris Hilton New Jail house Address :) Write Me!

Paris Hilton New Jail house Address :) Write Me!

LYNWOOD, CALIFORNIA (PENAL DIGEST) --Paris Hilton will be trading Prava for a Los Angeles County Jail orange jumpsuit and mug shot. Hilton found guilty on misdemeanor charges of driving without a California Drivers License, will be incarcerated for the next three weeks (Her time behind bars has been shortened). Now that she is doing her time there is no reason you can't write her or send her f...

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Funny story: Tinkerbell Hilton Petition

Tinkerbell Hilton Petition

Nobody has given consideration to Paris Hilton's Chihuahua, Tinkerbell during these trying times. Drunk driving affects everybody. Please take a moment to read and sign the following Petition to Governor of California, Arnold Schwarzenegger. Your help is needed and appreciated. PETITION

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Funny story: Immigrants for Homeless exchange

Immigrants for Homeless exchange

May 1st, Governor Schwarzenegger explained his answer for the growing illegal immigrant problem in California.

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Funny story: Danny DeVito Premium Limoncello Label Really His Piss

Danny DeVito Premium Limoncello Label Really His Piss

PASADENA, KALIFONIA--(WINO WEEKLY) Danny DeVito, Film actor, producer, director and now Liqueur Bottler Extraordinaire, embarrassed himself and a shocked ABC's "The View" television audience, estimated...

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Funny story: Scienctists discover shocking fact about cancer.

Scienctists discover shocking fact about cancer.

Scientists working on a joint team from the Centers for Disease control and the EPA have announced a shocking find concerning cancer. California is the cause of at least 90% of all cancer in the U.S.

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Funny story: Schwarzenegger-Limbaugh Feud Heats Up

Schwarzenegger-Limbaugh Feud Heats Up

SACRAMENTO, CA -- Recently on the Today Show, California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger said that popular radio gasbag Rush Limbaugh is "irrelevent." Limbaugh fired back, saying that Schwarzenegger is a "closet liberal" and no R...

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