For many years, the expression "colder than a witch's tit" has been an undefined term describing freezing conditions. A Gynecologist, Doctor Phil Puxley of Washington, D.C., has finally quantified that measurement. Said the doctor, &q...
Davenport, Iowa - Desperate to reach voters in Iowa, an embarrassed Ron Paul today admitted looking in a Davenport woman's bathroom window, apologizing for the incident later in the day.
In National Treasure: Book of Secrets, a recent sequel to the first National Treasure film starring Nicolas Cage, a book called the President's Book of Secrets is introduced as a vital clue to solving a mystery. In the movie, this book is hidden...
DeMoines, Iowa (UPI) In an astounding announcement from the Clinton Campaign, Bill Clinton, former Democratic President of the United States, revealed that he is registering as a Republican and will seek the Republican nomination for President of th...
MASSACHUSETTS - Presidential hopeful Hillary Clinton had been anticipating strong support from her alma mater Wellesley College. Hillary Rodham was valedictorian of her class of 1969 at Wellesley and was the first student commencement speaker at the...
Kyla Ebbert was embarrassed last month when a jealous Southwest flight attendant from a San Diego flight told her to change her clothes so that her crotch would not be displayed. Since then she has been featured in Playboy and also was headlined wit...
The lid came off a scandal that may rock the race for the Democratic nomination to its scabby knees. In a press conference called earlier today Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton decided to come clean about the so called "dirt" she has on Senat...
London - (Unrequited Mess): A livid Chelsy Davy has dumped the Pretender's younger brat Prince Harry because she'd fed up of people telling her that he looks like a ginger version of Bill Clinton.
(Spoof World News) Washington- In a shocking revelation today, Democratic Senator and Presidential Candidate Hilliary Rodham Clinton announced that she and former president Bill Clinton are not actually married.
London - (Rotters): Bill Clinton has told a packed London audience that he dreads the day when wife Hillary becomes President "and then plays a blinder" by appointing him as US ambassador to Iraq "to get even for that Monica Lewinski business."...
Washington, D.C. - Surprising his wife, Hillary Clinton, with yet another revelation that this time she cannot attribute to Newt Gingrich or a Right Wing conspiracy, Bill "Deliverance" Clinton announced that he wishes the government had mor...
Portimao, Portugal - (Disaster Mess): Portuguese investigators think Bill Clinton may have had a hand behind Kate McCann's decision to propel her husband into the huge publicity campaign that made them the focus of attention after their little gi...
5 Sep 07, NEW YORK CITY, NY, USNA-- President-Elect Clinton's husband, William Jefferson Clinton, formally endorsed Ron Paul today on the CBC programme "L...
Hollywood, California (IP) - Bill Clinton will appear on the Okra Winfree show to sell his new book, "Eatin Ain't Cheatin". Bill Clinton's interview will be broadcast after 10:00 PM so that children will not be exposed to the interv...
Wall Street, New York - (Ass Mess): Official: Every US President since Richard Nixon has been an asshole.
LONDON (Defecated News) - Both were strong charismatic and popular centre-left leaders. They both liked whisky, crosswords and paleontology. In his upcoming memoirs, however, Tony Blair spills the beans on the passionate love affair he had with Bill...
Former United States President William Jefferson "Bill" Clinton, husband of current New York Senator and Presidential Candidate Hillary Clinton, has decided that he does not want to be the first lady.
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