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Funny story: Hillary Clinton Mammogram Determines Temperature Measurement

Hillary Clinton Mammogram Determines Temperature Measurement

For many years, the expression "colder than a witch's tit" has been an undefined term describing freezing conditions. A Gynecologist, Doctor Phil Puxley of Washington, D.C., has finally quantified that measurement. Said the doctor, &q...

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Funny story: Ron Paul Caught Peeping in Davenport Women's Bathroom Window

Ron Paul Caught Peeping in Davenport Women's Bathroom Window

Davenport, Iowa - Desperate to reach voters in Iowa, an embarrassed Ron Paul today admitted looking in a Davenport woman's bathroom window, apologizing for the incident later in the day.

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Funny story: President's Book of Secrets From National Treasure Movie Really Exists

President's Book of Secrets From National Treasure Movie Really Exists

In National Treasure: Book of Secrets, a recent sequel to the first National Treasure film starring Nicolas Cage, a book called the President's Book of Secrets is introduced as a vital clue to solving a mystery. In the movie, this book is hidden...

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Funny story: Bill Clinton To Register As A Republican

Bill Clinton To Register As A Republican

DeMoines, Iowa (UPI) In an astounding announcement from the Clinton Campaign, Bill Clinton, former Democratic President of the United States, revealed that he is registering as a Republican and will seek the Republican nomination for President of th...

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Funny story: Wellesley College shuns Hillary Clinton

Wellesley College shuns Hillary Clinton

MASSACHUSETTS - Presidential hopeful Hillary Clinton had been anticipating strong support from her alma mater Wellesley College. Hillary Rodham was valedictorian of her class of 1969 at Wellesley and was the first student commencement speaker at the...

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Funny story: Kyla Ebbert New Employer is Bill Clinton

Kyla Ebbert New Employer is Bill Clinton

Kyla Ebbert was embarrassed last month when a jealous Southwest flight attendant from a San Diego flight told her to change her clothes so that her crotch would not be displayed. Since then she has been featured in Playboy and also was headlined wit...

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Funny story: Clintons Reveal Dirt on Obama

Clintons Reveal Dirt on Obama

The lid came off a scandal that may rock the race for the Democratic nomination to its scabby knees. In a press conference called earlier today Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton decided to come clean about the so called "dirt" she has on Senat...

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Funny story: Chelsy dumps Harry because he looks like a ginger Bill Clinton

Chelsy dumps Harry because he looks like a ginger Bill Clinton

London - (Unrequited Mess): A livid Chelsy Davy has dumped the Pretender's younger brat Prince Harry because she'd fed up of people telling her that he looks like a ginger version of Bill Clinton.

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Funny story: Hilliary To The World - "I'm Not Married To Bill"

Hilliary To The World - "I'm Not Married To Bill"

(Spoof World News) Washington- In a shocking revelation today, Democratic Senator and Presidential Candidate Hilliary Rodham Clinton announced that she and former president Bill Clinton are not actually married.

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Funny story: Bill Clinton: My Iraq ambassadorship dread

Bill Clinton: My Iraq ambassadorship dread

London - (Rotters): Bill Clinton has told a packed London audience that he dreads the day when wife Hillary becomes President "and then plays a blinder" by appointing him as US ambassador to Iraq "to get even for that Monica Lewinski business."...

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Funny story: "24" style torture is okay with Bill "I Feel Your Pain" Clinton; Supreme Court ban on "The Third Degree" in real jeopardy now

"24" style torture is okay with Bill "I Feel Your Pain" Clinton; Supreme Court ban on "The Third Degree" in real jeopardy now

Washington, D.C. - Surprising his wife, Hillary Clinton, with yet another revelation that this time she cannot attribute to Newt Gingrich or a Right Wing conspiracy, Bill "Deliverance" Clinton announced that he wishes the government had mor...

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Funny story: Portuguese cops think Clinton behind McCann PR

Portuguese cops think Clinton behind McCann PR

Portimao, Portugal - (Disaster Mess): Portuguese investigators think Bill Clinton may have had a hand behind Kate McCann's decision to propel her husband into the huge publicity campaign that made them the focus of attention after their little gi...

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Funny story: Clinton's Husband Endorses Ron Paul!

Clinton's Husband Endorses Ron Paul!

5 Sep 07, NEW YORK CITY, NY, USNA-- President-Elect Clinton's husband, William Jefferson Clinton, formally endorsed Ron Paul today on the CBC programme "L...

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Funny story: Bill Clinton Pushes New Book on Okra Winfree Show

Bill Clinton Pushes New Book on Okra Winfree Show

Hollywood, California (IP) - Bill Clinton will appear on the Okra Winfree show to sell his new book, "Eatin Ain't Cheatin". Bill Clinton's interview will be broadcast after 10:00 PM so that children will not be exposed to the interv...

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Funny story: So who owns Chevron/Texaco and Abu Dhabi, Mr President?

So who owns Chevron/Texaco and Abu Dhabi, Mr President?

Wall Street, New York - (Ass Mess): Official: Every US President since Richard Nixon has been an asshole.

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Funny story: Blair & Clinton "Enjoyed Intense Love Affair"

Blair & Clinton "Enjoyed Intense Love Affair"

LONDON (Defecated News) - Both were strong charismatic and popular centre-left leaders. They both liked whisky, crosswords and paleontology. In his upcoming memoirs, however, Tony Blair spills the beans on the passionate love affair he had with Bill...

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Funny story: Bill Clinton Refuses to be Called First Lady

Bill Clinton Refuses to be Called First Lady

Former United States President William Jefferson "Bill" Clinton, husband of current New York Senator and Presidential Candidate Hillary Clinton, has decided that he does not want to be the first lady.

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