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Funny story: CEO tarred and feathered

CEO tarred and feathered

Chester Weasley, former Chief Executive Operator of Schiester, Skimim, and Snark, a government bailed out banking and loan institute, was pulled from an unemployment line and tarred and feathered. Mr. Weasley was attempting to collect on his unemploy...

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Funny story: American Bail Out

American Bail Out

The American Bail Out is just what America needs. A Massive 700 billion dollar attempt to devalue the dollar and create more debt will free up the financial markets of Bankers, so they can continue to engage in risky practices and unethical techniques. Many people think reform and regulation is the answer, not for America, risk and uncertainty only works in this Nation. Capitalism work...

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Funny story: The Bush-McCain $700 billion banker bailout: One billion dollars to each of the top 700 bankers

The Bush-McCain $700 billion banker bailout: One billion dollars to each of the top 700 bankers

WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) - George Bush and John McCain revealed on Saturday that their $700 billion dollar banker bailout entails giving one billion dollars to each of the top 700 Wall Street bankers they know. "Sure one billion dollars sounds like...

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Funny story: Monopoly becomes unplayable after failure of bank

Monopoly becomes unplayable after failure of bank

The hugely popular game of Monopoly has become unplayable after it became the latest victim of the global economic situation, this reporter has learned. A spokesperson for Monopoly listed the various problems that have called a halt to the game:...

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Funny story: Building Society Near Collapse Hits Howard Hard

Building Society Near Collapse Hits Howard Hard

The near collapse of the Halifax Building Society this week has had a big effect on bespectacled employee Howard Thingy this week. The employee who was plucked from the obscurity of cashiers desk to become a singing sensation for the many tedious...

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Funny story: Gerald Ratner poised to swoop on Goldman Sachs

Gerald Ratner poised to swoop on Goldman Sachs

Canary Wharf - (Northern Crock Mess): Former trailer-trash jewelery retailer Gerald Ratner is poised to swoop on investment giants Goldman Sachs after the bank's share price nosedived. Ratner, 69, famously caused the bankruptcy of his own eponymou...

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Funny story: HBO's and Hobos Merge in Brave New World Depression!

HBO's and Hobos Merge in Brave New World Depression!

HBO's, Britain's largest mortgage lender appeared to be at the end of her rope as US economy tanked once again. As the American government has become the Union of Socialist States in Receivership, Britain's big, big bank looked like a goner, that is...

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Funny story: Lloyds TSB Merges With HBOS, Economist Warns Customers "Withdraw Your Savings!"

Lloyds TSB Merges With HBOS, Economist Warns Customers "Withdraw Your Savings!"

Lloyds TSB is to merge with the troubled HBOS, creating a banking giant that will hold almost a third of UK customers' savings and mortgages. Economists have reacted by advising investors to immediately withdraw their savings from the new company.

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Funny story: Fast food chain to open a bank

Fast food chain to open a bank

With the recent collapse of Lehman Brothers and the credit crunch McDonalds have decide to combine takeaway food and banking. The idea is that the more junk food that people buy will save them money on purchasing food. This money can then be direc...

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Funny story: Bank Holds Customers To Ransom

Bank Holds Customers To Ransom

In a turnaround of events, a bank in Oxford Street today held up multi-millionaire businessman Sir Richard Branson. Eyewitnesses said that all was normal until he (Sir Richard) reached the front of the queue, when suddenly the bank manager appeare...

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Funny story: Lemon Brothers the new Enron

Lemon Brothers the new Enron

Off-the-Wall-Street, NYC - (Ass Mess): Four years after Lemon (sic) Brothers settled their $222.5 million Enron class action involving the underwriting of the fallen energy giant's hidden debt, inflated profits and accounting tricks, the Wall Street...

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Funny story: Lehman Bros files for Bankruptcy

Lehman Bros files for Bankruptcy

Lehman Brothers, the fourth largest investment bank in the entire Universe, has filed for bankruptcy protection, tossing a spanner into the capricious works of the galactic financial system. The news led to sharp falls in share prices across the...

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Funny story: HSBC is next for bankruptcy analysts say

HSBC is next for bankruptcy analysts say

Off-the-Wall St, NYC - (Ass Mess): Leading financial shrinks say that Asian banking giant HSBC is next for the knackers' yard after a $500 billion black hole emerged in its official accounts. "This London-based Hong Kong racket bears all the hallm...

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Funny story: Stockmarket Freezes And Crashes After New B&B News

Stockmarket Freezes And Crashes After New B&B News

There was more chaos in the Financial Sector this morning, when, amidst chaotic scenes after the startling news of the Bradley & Bingley takeover of Feddie Mac & Fannie Mae, the lights went out at the London Stock Exchange! The news of the...

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Funny story: Rockall £50 Million Bank Robbery

Rockall £50 Million Bank Robbery

Rockall's Serious Crimes Squad plods are hot on the trail of a gang of criminals who robbed the island's First Guillemot Bank of an estimated £50 million on Wednesday morning. The crime squad's supremo, Chief Superintendent Harry Codhead, informed...

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Funny story: World Bank, Led by One Western World Renegade After Another, Is Insensitive to Environment!

World Bank, Led by One Western World Renegade After Another, Is Insensitive to Environment!

The World Bank has been run by a series of US War Criminals from Vietnam War Robert McNamara to Iraqi debacle Paul Wolfowitz. A recent study of the policies of the bank has shown that the murderous scum that have led the world organization have been...

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Funny story: A-Rod Gone!

A-Rod Gone!

In a deal completed late today, JP Morgan announced it has traded Bear Stearns, the investment banking switch hitter, recently named in the Wall Street mortgage steroid scandal, to the New York Yankees for Alex Rodriquez who unlike several Bear Ste...

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