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Funny story: Fiorina Surges In Polls

Fiorina Surges In Polls

Presidential hopeful Carly Fiorina has emerged as the new frontrunner in the race for the republican nomination. Figures from the latest polls show her ahead by at least 69 percentage points. The surge was attributed to a recent change in her campaig...

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Funny story: Man found not running for presidency

Man found not running for presidency

This morning a man dressed in blue denims, a white shirt, and tan loafers, found on the street leaning on a Porto-potty, was taken off to jail for a bail hearing. Earliest reports indicated that this man--his name is believed to be Bret Holman--wa...

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Funny story: Trump lacks one qualification for president: a brain

Trump lacks one qualification for president: a brain

Doctors at Eden Memorial Hospital have confirmed that an ultrasound medical exam of Donald Trump , conducted with a GE#31932 Ultrasound,today, confirms that Trump lacks a brain. His doctor, Dr. Nino Valdenez, stated that no further tests would be...

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Funny story: Donald Trump Proposes New $1 Billion Dollar Bill

Donald Trump Proposes New $1 Billion Dollar Bill

NEW YORK, NY - U.S. Presidential hopeful, Donald Trump, announced today that if elected President, he will direct the U.S. Treasury Secretary to print a new $1,000,000,000 dollar bill. In an effort to streamline the federal government, Trump also...

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Funny story: Recrudescence of political claptrap in 2015 presidential election

Recrudescence of political claptrap in 2015 presidential election

Once again, Americans are treated to a display of obscene self-promotion of egomaniacal proportion only fusing the personalities of P.T. Barnum, Madonna, Kim Kardashian, Kim Jong Un, and Idi Amin Dada could match. "The Donald;" oh you remember him -...

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Funny story: Bill Gates Announces His 2016 Presidential Campaign

Bill Gates Announces His 2016 Presidential Campaign

Redmond, WA-Microsoft tycoon Bill Gates plans to make everyone connected to his software, his internet providers, his self-driving vehicles "if and when" he is elected President of the United States, Gates announced in launching his 2016 presidential...

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Funny story: Jeb! _______ of the ______ Dynasty Announces His Bid for President

Jeb! _______ of the ______ Dynasty Announces His Bid for President

MIAMI, FL-John Ellis "Jeb" _______, brother of George W. ______, son of George H. W. ______, and the grandson of Senator Prescott S. ________, today announced that he would run for president of the United States because, he boomed, "I'm running becau...

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Funny story: Jeb denies he is related to any other Bush

Jeb denies he is related to any other Bush

Today, Jeb Bush threw his hat into the ring and someone threw it back at him. "You," the man in his twenties wearing boots, jeans, and snuggling underwear, said, "look better in it than I do." Jeb looked at him, smiled, and said, "You're right,...

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Funny story: Campain In The Ass

Campain In The Ass

The overarching attribute required of any presidential contender is to be a megalomaniac. There is certainly no shortage of them in politics but only a relative few have the wherewithal to wheel-and-deal, and back-stab their way up to the primaries. Because only a few are so desperate and depraved, and so addicted to power, to see that their blind ambition has led them to the point of no return. I...

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Funny story: Oops! I'm Running Again (for Rick Perry)

Oops! I'm Running Again (for Rick Perry)

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Oops! I'm running again You'd better believe I'm in this to win Oh baby It might seem like a rush But you know I'm serious 'Cause I grew up in Texas Where you know we hate taxes. Oh baby, baby Oops, I'm running again I played with your heart and refused Medicaid Oh baby, baby Oops, you know that I'm real That I'm sent from a...

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Funny story: The secret campaign slogan that Obama is trying to gift Hillary Clinton

The secret campaign slogan that Obama is trying to gift Hillary Clinton

Obama now says that he was misquoted by the media during the last election campaign and that his words were taken out of context. Obama claims that what all of this shows is the harmful effect on journalism that the cuts and downsizing at large Ameri...

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Funny story: Electoral Commission Achieves Perfect Entropy

Electoral Commission Achieves Perfect Entropy

Entropy is the tendency of all thermodynamic processes to end in a steady state of perfect disorder wherein no useful work can be accomplished. All matter will eventually be evenly dispersed at a temperature of about 4 degrees above absolute zero, bu...

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Funny story: Democrats To Hold Four Presidential Primary Debates

Democrats To Hold Four Presidential Primary Debates

WASHINGTON, DC - Democratic National Chairperson, Representative Debbie Wasserman Schultz, announced earlier today that there will be a total of four Democratic primary debates. The first debate will feature Democratic candidates, Hillary Rodham C...

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Funny story: Republicans Roll Out Carly Fiorina Robot

Republicans Roll Out Carly Fiorina Robot

Atlanta, GA - On Tuesday, the Republican Party rolled out it's new robot candidate, Carly Fiorina. The unveiling of their newest, multi-million dollar invention indeed seemed to fool a lot of TV viewers into thinking it was human, but the folks over...

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Funny story: Bernie Sanders Is Running for President of The People's Republic of Amerika

Bernie Sanders Is Running for President of The People's Republic of Amerika

MONTPELIOR, VT - Senator Bernie Sanders will seek the Democratic Party's nomination for President of The People's Republic of Amerika, pitting him against the heavily favored former secretary of state Hillary Clinton, who has her sights set on being...

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Funny story: Mole Removed from God's Ass Turns Out to Be the Republican Party

Mole Removed from God's Ass Turns Out to Be the Republican Party

HEAVEN--Ohio Governor John Kasich asked this week, concerning his bid for the presidency in 2016, "[T]he most important thing is, what does the Lord want me to do with my life?" This statement came only weeks after Ted Cruz announced his bid for th...

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Funny story: Ronald McDonald announces intent to run for President

Ronald McDonald announces intent to run for President

Adding to the growing list of franchise names running for President, Ronald McDonald announced his campaign for the highest office in the land. When asked why he would make such a move, the clown responded, "I figured with the other candidates tha...

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