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Funny story: Palin Has No Intention of Running for President in 2012

Palin Has No Intention of Running for President in 2012

A disgruntled former aid to Sarah Palin claims that he has first-hand knowledge that Palin has absolutely no intention of actually running for President in 2012. He claims that she's playing the Tea Partiers like a fine-tuned fiddle. "The truth is...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Detained In Mexico On Drug Charges

Sarah Palin Detained In Mexico On Drug Charges

Fomer VP candidate Sarah Palin has been arrested in Tijuana, Mexico, and is being held in a Mexican prison, without bail, on drug trafficking charges. Palin was allegedly caught trying to smuggle 300 million doses of synthetic oxytocin. The prescri...

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Funny story: Ricky Gervais Has Agreed To Be Sarah Palin's 2012 Presidential Campaign Manager

Ricky Gervais Has Agreed To Be Sarah Palin's 2012 Presidential Campaign Manager

WASILLA, Alaska - Immediately after hosting the 68th Annual Golden Globe Awards in Los Angeles, Ricky Gervais flew to Wasilla, Alaska to meet with Sarah Palin. Palin had seen Gervais in action on the award show and right away she knew that he was...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Takes Aim at 2012

Sarah Palin Takes Aim at 2012

Wasilla, AK - Former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin has her sights set on the White House. Palin announced today that she's running for President. "I'm going to take my shot," said Palin. She added, "Obama better watch out because I'm gunning for h...

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Funny story: Dark Horse Candidate Elected President of the United States

Dark Horse Candidate Elected President of the United States

Washington DC: Confetti and burst balloons littered the floors of both Republican and Democratic presidential election headquarters in the capitol city and across the 50 states. The presidential election campaign of 2012 is finally over, as the Ameri...

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Funny story: Tea Party Members Willing to Fund Witchcraft Over Education

Tea Party Members Willing to Fund Witchcraft Over Education

Salem - Tea Party Members working on their national planks for the 2012 Presidential Election have decided to declare their fear of the current education system early; they want it replaced with witchcraft. "We prefer Witchcraft over public educat...

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Funny story: Ralph Nader Thinking about 2012

Ralph Nader Thinking about 2012

Washington - Ralph Nader is thinking about running for president, again, because the other four times he ran and didn't win were simply due to poor voter turnout. This time things will be differently. Mr. Nader even went as far as saying he didn'...

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Funny story: Palin Presidency Assured in 2012

Palin Presidency Assured in 2012

Political analysts said today a new poll of American politicians indicates Sarah Palin will be the next President of the U.S., due solely to the fact no one will run for the job. The poll found any American with brains would be leaving the countr...

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Funny story: Future News: Palin Actually Wins 2012 Race

Future News: Palin Actually Wins 2012 Race

(Published in 2012) - WASHINGTON, D.C. - The whole world had to eat its words today, as Sarah Palin won the presidental race for the Republicans. The race was hard-fought, with either Democrat hopefuls Obama or Hillary Clinton, or Republican James...

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Funny story: Palin Announces Surprise Presidential Bid

Palin Announces Surprise Presidential Bid

Kikatinalong,Kentucky, Nov.25. - In a packed town meeting here tonight, attended by almost the whole local population(37), Sarah Palin finally revealed her Presidential aspirations - but they are not what the town expected. Palin began: "While wat...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin: Yes, I Could Beat Obama In 2012!

Sarah Palin: Yes, I Could Beat Obama In 2012!

In an upcoming chat with Barbara Walters, something Walters stated she had quit doing two years ago, former Vice Presidential candidate and Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin says that she could beat Obama in the 2012 election. The segment will come as...

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Funny story: Bristol Palin Announces That She Will Be Running For President In 2012

Bristol Palin Announces That She Will Be Running For President In 2012

HOLLYWOOD - The seasons Dancing With The Stars dancing sensation Bristol Palin has just announced that due to her tremendous new-found popularity she has decided to run for president of the United States in 2012. Bristol said that her dance partne...

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Funny story: Palin Could 'Defeat Obama' in 2012

Palin Could 'Defeat Obama' in 2012

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Sarah Palin says she is seriously considering a run for the White House, and she believes she could beat President Obama in 2012. Obama did have a retort. "Yeah," said Obama. "She can bring the rain. In fact, she can bring th...

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Funny story: Bush Given Heavy Irony Award for Palin Remark

Bush Given Heavy Irony Award for Palin Remark

Former President George W. Bush was given the coveted Heavy Irony Award today for telling friends that Sarah Palin is "unqualified" to be President. Asked to explain the decision, irony expert John Dillard Sincere said, "Isn't it obvious?...

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Funny story: Schwarzenegger Contemplates Run for Prez in 2012; Offers Up Birth Certificate from Berlin, NH as Proof of Citizenship!

Schwarzenegger Contemplates Run for Prez in 2012; Offers Up Birth Certificate from Berlin, NH as Proof of Citizenship!

Arnold's not saying much, but actions on his behalf by a grass roots party calling themselves "The Sour Krauts" quietly filed a xeroxed copy of his Berlin, NH birth certificate with the Republican National Committee today. Schwarzenegger, who wa...

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Funny story: Palin Chooses Christine O'Donnell for 2012 Running Mate Shortlist

Palin Chooses Christine O'Donnell for 2012 Running Mate Shortlist

"A witch and a bitch in 2012!" sang Sarah Palin to a favorable crowd of 10 people at a recent book signing. "We've contracted this wonderful new Ad agency from some boys at The Spoof.com. Its this new way of writing Political Ads called Gerbil Slingi...

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Funny story: Rachel Ray To Run For President

Rachel Ray To Run For President

Friends of Cooking Network chef, Rachel Ray, have mobilized forming a campaign committee that will begin immediate work on her run for the White House in 2012. Famed as an advocate of fast food cooking, Ms. Ray is also perky, smiles a lot, knows...

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