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Funny story: Hefty women with arms like tree trunks head west, lonely losers left back.

Hefty women with arms like tree trunks head west, lonely losers left back.

Europe - Bloomburgerandfries - The former East Germany is being drained of sturdy young lasses, leaving an underclass of thick as pig-shit men behind, a study says.

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Addicted to Sex & Beverly Hillbilly Heroin

Lindsay Lohan Addicted to Sex & Beverly Hillbilly Heroin

BEVERLY HILLS, CALIFORNIA (PIXLEY GAZZETTE) --Lindsay Lohan, 20, strung-out & drugged-out starlet has checked into Britney Spear's old alma mater, The Promises Rehab Center by the Sea for Losers in Malibu. Loser...

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Funny story: T-rex Rosie Replacement

T-rex Rosie Replacement

Only one day after CBS announced David Letterman, of the Late Show, will be replaced by George W. Bush word comes that Rosie O'Donnell of The View will be replaced with Gracie Rex, a tyrannosaurus. "We really wanted someone with a kinder, g...

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Funny story: Snowmen Evolving into Migratory Animals

Snowmen Evolving into Migratory Animals

Snowmen are evolving into migratory animals, so says Professor Ima Dorc. After decades of studying snowmen Professor Dorc claims they are now on the move. Global warming has been a problem for these cool fellows and many were afraid the species wou...

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Funny story: Mexican Condom Company Introduces "Son-Brero"

Mexican Condom Company Introduces "Son-Brero"

Oahaca, Mexico---- Mexican condom manufacturer Fornicada today unveiled its latest latex creation, the "Son-Brero".

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Funny story: Man stole 8,000 pieces of woman cloths

Man stole 8,000 pieces of woman cloths

TOKYO - Tokyo's Police found more than 8,000 pieces of women's clothing and lingerie in the home of a Japanese man named Kawamura who stole the items so he could sleep buried in them. Police found 2,400 pieces of lingerie, 600 kimonos and 5,...

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Funny story: President Bush's Fish

President Bush's Fish

(MUSICMAN PRESS) "It was this long I tell ya," said the President, when asked about the catfish he caught while on a fishing trip with his father and brother.

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Funny story: Portuguese Police Arrest DNA Sample In McCann Case

Portuguese Police Arrest DNA Sample In McCann Case

Portuguese Police have today revealed that a mystery sample of DNA has been found in the bedroom where Madeleine McCann was abducted, according to reports.

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Funny story: Westport Couple Under Investigation

Westport Couple Under Investigation

WESTPORT, CONNECTICUT -- Westport police reported today that local residents Samantha and Darrin Stephens, of 1164 Morning Glory Circle, are under investigation for numerous disturbances and suspicious activities.

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Funny story: McCann parents lined up for Panto

McCann parents lined up for Panto

Following their meeting with the Pope the parents of missing toddler Madeleine McCann are rumoured to be appearing on stage in a production of Oliver Twist this Christmas.

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Funny story: Manchester United Star Duncan Edwards' Dudley Pub Is Flattened

Manchester United Star Duncan Edwards' Dudley Pub Is Flattened

A pub in Dudley that was renamed in 2001 to honour the memory of one of the town's favourite sons, has finally been demolished, much to the chagrin of locals who have been "up in arms".

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Funny story: Gabriel Agbonlahor Misses His Call Up To England U-21 Squad Due To Various Reasons

Gabriel Agbonlahor Misses His Call Up To England U-21 Squad Due To Various Reasons

Gabriel Agbonlahor, the strangely-named Aston Villa player, missed the chance to join the England U-21 side because of a mix-up with his mobile phone, says the England international football website,...

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Funny story: Blair uses Americanism in effort to be hip, comes across as a git.

Blair uses Americanism in effort to be hip, comes across as a git.

PRETORIA (AssPress) - Prime Minister Tony Blair wrapped up a farewell tour of picking up presents and kick backs in Africa on Friday with a call for fellow G8 leaders to "step up to the plate" an Americanism relating to the...

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Funny story: Isle Of Man TT Race Is Safer Than Pulling-On Your Underpants - Claim

Isle Of Man TT Race Is Safer Than Pulling-On Your Underpants - Claim

The Isle of Man TT gets under way this weekend amid the usual calls for it to be scrapped, but statistics just out show that it isn't nearly as dangerous as some people seem to think.

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Funny story: Ron Paul's Message of US Dollar Fraud Give George Bush a Nervous Breakdown

Ron Paul's Message of US Dollar Fraud Give George Bush a Nervous Breakdown

WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) - The current fraud of US dollar proliferation is coming to an end, says Congressman and Republican Presidential Candidate Ron Paul, and his message just gave George Bush a nervous breakdown.

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Funny story: Bush Urges Meeting to Curb Unwanted Emmisions

Bush Urges Meeting to Curb Unwanted Emmisions

George Bush has recently bee criticised for his stance on global warming. So far, George has given the impression that he doesn't care a tinker's cuss about the planet and is more concerned with other stuff but has just announced that 15 infl...

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Funny story: Scientists Create Dinosaur Tissue

Scientists Create Dinosaur Tissue

Scientists at North Carolina State have created more dinosaur tissue in labs. Paleontologist Mary Schweitzer discovered dinosaur collagen in April. Her team found a variety of amino acids and proteins, which were analogous to those found in some mode...

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