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Funny story: Miss USA talks of bizarre 'Carlos Castaneda moment'

Miss USA talks of bizarre 'Carlos Castaneda moment'

Mexico City - (Ass Mess): Miss Universe fourth runner up Rachel Smith has spoken for the first time about the 'bizarre Carlos Castaneda moment' in Mexico City last Monday immediately before the inexplicable fall on her ass in front of an esti...

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Funny story: Major Supermarket chain found to be selling raw toast!

Major Supermarket chain found to be selling raw toast!

London AssPress:- A major food outlet is being investigated after claims that raw toast is being sold in all of its branches across the length and breadth of Christendom.

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Funny story: Queen sends telegram to TheSpoof.com writer for 100th story!

Queen sends telegram to TheSpoof.com writer for 100th story!

London AssPress:- A London man was shocked to open his snail mail this morning to find an official Queen telegram, congratulating him upon the event of his having written his 100th story for world renowned satirical sweat shop,

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Funny story: Ron Paul Avatar Elected US President In Second Life

Ron Paul Avatar Elected US President In Second Life

WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) - A Republican avatar of Congressman Ron Paul has been elected President of the United States in the 3D virtual reality world of Second Life.

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Funny story: Google Outbids Microsoft for Dow Jones

Google Outbids Microsoft for Dow Jones

In what is perhaps the most astonishing bidding war in corporate history, Google today offered $10 billion for Dow Jones & Company, topping a $7.5 billion bid from Microsoft and earlier bids from Virgin and News Corp...

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Funny story: Microsoft Joins Bidding War for Dow Jones

Microsoft Joins Bidding War for Dow Jones

Minutes after Virgin announced a $6 billion bid for Dow Jones, Microsoft jumped into the fray with a $7.5 billion bid.

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Funny story: Virgin Outbids News Corp. for Dow Jones

Virgin Outbids News Corp. for Dow Jones

Virgin Media started a bidding war for Dow Jones today by offering $6 billion for the company, $1 billion more than previously offered by News Corporation.

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Funny story: Rudy Giuliani Gets Tough on Crime

Rudy Giuliani Gets Tough on Crime

Rudy Giuliani released the criminal justice plank of his campaign platform today. Giuliani, a former federal prosecutor, was known for being tough on crime as Mayor of New York City. He pioneered the zero tolerance approach...

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Funny story: Barack Obama Launches Fragrance for Fundraising

Barack Obama Launches Fragrance for Fundraising

Barack Obama, a leading Democratic candidate for President in 2008, announced today that he will sell a new cologne to boost his campaign finances.

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Funny story: President's Brain Found In Mississippi

President's Brain Found In Mississippi

(MUSICMAN PRESS) Early Sunday morning, Professor Oswald Kempt, of Princeton University, found a jar that appeared to contain some sort of spongy material.

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Funny story: Al Gore turns Republican

Al Gore turns Republican

Washington - G.O.P. officials announced yesterday a new addition to their Party official list: Former Vice President Al Gore. This news comes as Democratic and Republican hopefuls for President are starting to come into focus in the media.

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Funny story: Man Protests YMCA Track Meet

Man Protests YMCA Track Meet

(MUSICMAN PRESS) Saturday, a Houston man delayed a Y.M.C.A. track meet of two and a half hours.

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Funny story: Harry Potter You're Nicked My Son! - Boy Wizard In Chokey After Bender

Harry Potter You're Nicked My Son! - Boy Wizard In Chokey After Bender

Boy Wizard, Harry Potter, is today waking up in Azkaban having fallen foul of the Hogshead police after a drunken binge to celebrate his quoits victory.

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Funny story: USA Is Losing "War on Terror"

USA Is Losing "War on Terror"

WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) -- The USA and its allies are losing the "War on Terror" says Defense Secretary Robert Gates.

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Funny story: England 1 Brazil 1: McClaren Swears On TV

England 1 Brazil 1: McClaren Swears On TV

England manager Steve McClanger confessed last night that he had always been a fan of David Beckham, and said that he thought he was "the best player the world had ever seen". There was a s...

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Funny story: Stupidly obvious news reports on the increase.

Stupidly obvious news reports on the increase.

London, AssPress-: It has been noticed by various media watchers that the intelligence level of the average news story has declined of late in an effort to keep up (or down) with the ever decreasing attention span of...

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Funny story: Coronation Street Star Les Battersby To Be New James Bond

Coronation Street Star Les Battersby To Be New James Bond

The Coronation Street star Les Battersby has been confirmed as the actor chosen to be the new James Bond. The news comes close on the heels of Battersby's sacking from the soap after abusing fans...

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