'People of America, I'm not American and haven't a clue about the world, but I am - I think you'll testify - the worst and most insincere speaker since John F Kennedy. Who famously iterated his famously famous quote - 'I am a donut'.' 'And now, as Americans realise I am just a token, hot-housed in foreign countries to win my fixed Presidential election, when the Republicans deliberately let me...
(Washington, D.C.) The debate between former Vice President Dick Cheney and current President Barack Obama over United States policy on detainees at Guanatanamo Bay, which has been intensifying over the last month, shows no sign of diminishing. The l...
London England-Call it "The Mysterious Case of The Moving Statue". A wax figurine of Barrack Obama can't seem to stay in one place here at Madame Tussaud's Wax Museum. Crews first noticed that the statue had moved a few days after it was installed in...
Bizarre news just in from Pennsylvania Avenue in the nation's capital. Onlookers tell us that the President ventured outside the White House security zone in order to catch up with a wayward basketball, to the delight of tourists and locals alike.
Washington, D.C. In her standup comedy routine at the White House Correspondence's Dinner with President Barack Obama and the First Lady in attendance, openly gay comedian Wanda Sykes drew criticism from both the left and right for her wishing Ru...
Washington - (Wet Dream Mess): The President has unveiled dramatic new standards for US nocturnal emissions in a bold bid to wean Americans off cheap imported foreign smut. "It's time my fellow Americans took themselves in hand and tossed aside il...
Israeli PM Benjamin Warcriminal met US President Barack Obama today, and the two are expected to discuss many Middle-Eastern issues. Such as the Israeli air force using jets to massacre civilians quite deliberately, and tanks and snipers joining i...
After studying carefully the one child policy of the Peoople's Republic of china, the Obama administration has decided to conquer the growing chinese world power by introducing a baby-making "virus" called LDS or The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter...
After eight years of the most sexsually prurient president, followed by two terms of the abstinence only crowd, president Obama has had to tread lightly in the area of sexsual matters. This prudence seems to be changing as the Obama administratio...
WASHINGTON D.C. President Obama today announced the details of two of his plans to pull the G.M. Corporation out of bankruptcy and toward profitability. The President explained, "General Motors is clearly in a catch-22 situation in that it must susta...
Washington, DC. - US president Barack Obama announced that he will be making a 6 nation tour of Africa immediately after completing his first 100 days in office as US president. "This is cool, I finally get to take my wife on holiday after a gru...
At the white house, when Michelle Obama was out with the children buying groceries, Obama had a special guest at home. Security have told tabloids that they heard obsessive laughing and screaming from both previous and current presidents. They als...
Washington AC/DC - (Rotten Ass Mess): Only Michelle Obama and the First Mother-in-Law Mrs Robinson know the cadaver's exact location. But this week FBI sources hinted that it's probably weighed down by a huge concrete slab under the Lagoon lilyp...
President Barack Obama has decided to appoint himself to replace Justice Souter on the U. S. Supreme court. And, he will also remain President of the United States. Well, why not? The guy's got game and an irresistible passion for challenges. Howe...
It's only just begun, and yet already it's causing more controversy than the Pope's Hitler Youth alleged past. The Star Trek Extravaganza, conceived by BuckwheatsButt and championed by Jalapenoman came in for a severe mauling from an unnamed left win...
President Barack Obama released still more material yesterday about how the Gitmo prisoners were treated and what helpful information the detainees gave under "Water Pressure". According to the previously highly classified information that Obama h...
Following his historic trip to Israel - he tripped over the red carpet at Ben Gurion Airport on the way in - despite the potential controversy, the Pope has sanctioned their own State for the Palestinians. In a speech in several languanges, includ...
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