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Funny story: Reagan Turns Over in Grave

Reagan Turns Over in Grave

A spike in seismic activity in Southern California yesterday morning has been determined to have actually been former United States President Ronald Wilson Reagan turning over in his grave.

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Funny story: Former Mafia Kingpin Jimmy "The Rat" Manella Assassinated

Former Mafia Kingpin Jimmy "The Rat" Manella Assassinated

The Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) announced today that noted organized crime figure turned informant Jimmy 'The Rat" Manella* has been assassinated.

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Funny story: Kevorkian Released From Prison

Kevorkian Released From Prison

Jack Kevorkian, the so-called "suicide doctor", was released from prison today, after serving eight years for assisting a Michigan man in ending his own life.

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Funny story: Disneyworld site of controversial new ride

Disneyworld site of controversial new ride

In spite of recent injuries on some of its rides and the deaths of several patrons in the past few years, Disney announced yesterday that it plans to go ahead with plans to open a controversial new ride this summer at its amusement park in Orlando, F...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton IQ Test is Negative

Paris Hilton IQ Test is Negative

A spokesperson for hotel fortune heiress Paris Hilton announced today that the results of her I.Q. test have come back and the results are hardly surprising. According to the spokesperson, who wished to remain anonymous, Ms. Hilton tested negative f...

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Funny story: Sith Lord Cheney?

Sith Lord Cheney?

A former aid to Vice President Dick Cheney, speaking under condition of strict anonymity, stated that Cheney turned to the so-called 'dark side' of the Force years ago, in the early 1970s, when he worked in the Nixon administration.

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Funny story: TB Infected Lawyer Declared Enemy Combatant

TB Infected Lawyer Declared Enemy Combatant

Andrew Speaker, the lawyer infected with a medication-resistant strain of tuberculosis, has been declared an enemy combatant and remanded to the custody of the Department of Defense, according to a Bush administration official, who spoke to this repo...

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Funny story: Tony Tiger Serial Killer?

Tony Tiger Serial Killer?

Tony Tiger, the beloved feline ambassador of Frosted Flakes, has been arrested and charged with twenty-seven counts of first-degree murder. Tiger, it appears, had been keeping a deep, dark secret from the world. He was a serial killer.

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Funny story: Coastal Residents Flee Inland After FEMA Announcement

Coastal Residents Flee Inland After FEMA Announcement

A spokesperson for the Federal Emergency Management Administration (FEMA) announced today that the federal agency is "adequately prepared" to assist victims of what meteorologists predict will be a very active hurricane season.

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Funny story: Queen Elizabeth Eats Rat

Queen Elizabeth Eats Rat

In response the eating of a Corgi dog, which was itself a reaction to Prince Phillip killing a fox, Queen Elizabeth II has entered the fray by publicly eating a rat.

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Funny story: New Mental Illness Identified

New Mental Illness Identified

A spokesperson from the World Psychological Association announced yesterday that a new mental disorder will be added to the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual, which is the guidebook clinicians use in assigning mental illness diagnoses.

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Funny story: Excessive Masturbation Leads to Growth of Extra Finger

Excessive Masturbation Leads to Growth of Extra Finger

While masturbation may not lead to blindness or the growth of hair on one's palms, as people have been told for hundreds, likely thousands of years, excessive masturbation appears to be linked to the growth of an extra digit on the primary hand u...

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Funny story: U2's Larry Mullen Jr, Noel Gallagher and the Corrs to represent Ireland in Eurovision 2008

U2's Larry Mullen Jr, Noel Gallagher and the Corrs to represent Ireland in Eurovision 2008

Ireland has won the Eurovision song contest a record 7 times but were both humbled and humiliated this time around when the Irish entry 'They cant stop the spring' came last, amassing a grand total of five points thanks to Albania, a nation n...

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Funny story: Brown To Get Tough on Terror

Brown To Get Tough on Terror

Gordon Brown has announced that he is to get tough on terror by awarding police sweeping new powers; for example: extending the current 28 day detention for questioning suspected terrorists to 25 years.

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Funny story: Media Conglomerates to Replace States in Electoral College

Media Conglomerates to Replace States in Electoral College

The Senate announced today that it passed a bipartisan Election Reform Bill with unanimous support. The new bill rules that the five biggest international media corporations will replace the fifty states in the electoral college which selects the Un...

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Funny story: Screenwriters Publish Annual List of Morally Safe Stereotypes

Screenwriters Publish Annual List of Morally Safe Stereotypes

The Anonymous Screenwriters Organisation has released its official list of Politically Correct Stereotypes for the 2008 season. President Sam S. Samson said that it is a difficult, but necessary process.

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Funny story: Giuliani Declares "Four More Years!" as Official Campaign Slogan.

Giuliani Declares "Four More Years!" as Official Campaign Slogan.

NEW YORK - In its most recent press release, the Giuliani camp has announced that it will be using the tag line "Four More Years!" as its primary slogan for the remainder of the 2008 presidential race.

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