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Funny story: The End of Minimum Wage

The End of Minimum Wage

Monday was a day of mass chaos throughout the US amidst a massive fast-food worker walk-out organized by a YouTube contributor.

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Funny story: "Britain Day & More Bank Holidays Needed" Says Ruth Kelly

"Britain Day & More Bank Holidays Needed" Says Ruth Kelly

Useless government minister Ruth Kelly has called for some more Bank Holidays to be added to the list of other public holidays already washed out by Britain's inclement weather. She has proposed that one of them...

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Funny story: Blair joins old pals Bush and Putin for G8 Booze up.

Blair joins old pals Bush and Putin for G8 Booze up.

LONDON (AssPressed) - Tony Blair heads to Germany this week for his last G8 summit as prime minister, hoping to secure greater commitment from big bad Vlad, the Russian Premier.

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Funny story: Euro raw toast mountain, following raw toast recall.

Euro raw toast mountain, following raw toast recall.

Europe AssPress -: Calls for something to be done about the increasing amounts of raw toast have reached the highest levels of the European Parliament following revelations that many of the major chain store supermarkets have...

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Funny story: Ron Paul Wins Democratic Debate

Ron Paul Wins Democratic Debate

Ron Paul pulled off a surprise victory in the debate between Democratic presidential candidates on June 3rd in New Hampshire.

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Funny story: Retailer K-Mart to Change Name

Retailer K-Mart to Change Name

Outraged bargain shoppers throughout the United States have joined together in a boycott of retail chain K-Mart, following a decision by the corporation's board of directors to change the name of the store to "KKK-Mart."...

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Funny story: Man Attacked By Hamster

Man Attacked By Hamster

Armed police were called to a house in Evesham today after a man was attacked by a crazed escaped hamster.

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Funny story: Aliens Make Galactic Mistake in Probe Placement

Aliens Make Galactic Mistake in Probe Placement

Backwater, TN - Aliens from the planet ~Frdcfvbflbmt! today admitted a massive mistake when they accidentally inserted a standard-issue redneck anal probe into a host's mouth.

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Funny story: Easter Island Statue Begs for Somebody to Scratch his Nose

Easter Island Statue Begs for Somebody to Scratch his Nose

EASTER ISLAND (AP Newsliar) -- Breaking a seven hundred year long vow of silence, Matumanaraku -- one of the giant "moai" statue heads found throughout Easter Island -- pleaded for somebody to scratch his nose.

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Funny story: New Gig for Saddam Hussein: Satan's Court Jester

New Gig for Saddam Hussein: Satan's Court Jester

FIFTH CIRCLE OF HELL (AP Newsliar) -- Deposed Iraqi president Saddam Hussein, executed on December 30, 2006 for crimes against the people of Iraq, has been selected for a new role as Satan's official court jester.

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Funny story: Bill Gates is Skint!

Bill Gates is Skint!

The financial markets of the world are bracing themselves for an economic nosedive into depression as Bill Gates revealed on Monday he actually has no money.

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Funny story: Queen Upset By Frankie Dettori's Swearing Fit

Queen Upset By Frankie Dettori's Swearing Fit

In the second major 'bad language' incident of the weekend, Frankie Dettori, the National Hunt jockey, upset the Queen with a hail of F-words immediately after winning the Epsom Derby...

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Funny story: Big Brother 'Bibble-Babblers' Bibble-Babble Bibble-Babble All Weekend Long

Big Brother 'Bibble-Babblers' Bibble-Babble Bibble-Babble All Weekend Long

After the excitement of the lone male housemate, Ziggy, entereing the Big Brother house on Friday night, it was a case of bibble-babble bibble-babble all weekend long.

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Funny story: KISS Releases New Album

KISS Releases New Album

As you know, we were the first to break the news about talk show legend Larry King joining the rock band KISS as keyboardist and vocalist. Now we are pleased to bring you news that the band has finished recording its newest album, entitled, Not...

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Funny story: Male Enhancement Cream Recalled

Male Enhancement Cream Recalled

The federal government's Food and Drug Administration announced today that the popular product known as M.O.E. Cream is being recalled by its manufacturer.

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Funny story: "Fat Chance" New Reality Game Show

"Fat Chance" New Reality Game Show

Anathema Telecommunications has just announced that a new reality game show will air this fall. Entitled Fat Chance, the show will feature morbidly obese contestants, competing for the chance to receive free liposuction.

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Funny story: Cheney Arrested in latest D.C. Drive-by Shooting

Cheney Arrested in latest D.C. Drive-by Shooting

Washington D.C. police announced that they have arrested Vice President Dick Cheney on charges of taking part in the crime ridden city's latest drive-by shooting.

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