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Funny story: President Obama Has An Official "Taster"

President Obama Has An Official "Taster"

A US "taster" tested the food being dished up to President Barack Obama at a dinner in a French restaurant, a waiter said on Sunday. "They have someone who tastes the dishes," said waiter Hobriel de la ti da Arrvalho from the "La Fontaine de Bars" restaurant where Obama and his family turned up for dinner on Saturday night. "Not only that, there are fools who come in and entertain the girls bet...

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Funny story: Old White Men who Run the World Worried about Obama

Old White Men who Run the World Worried about Obama

The Board of Directors of the Old White Men who Run the World met this weekend in an undisclosed location known only to most of them. The only item on the agenda was Barack Obama. The following talking points were leaked to a bathroom attendant...

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Funny story: President Obama Reveals He Voted For Adam Lambert

President Obama Reveals He Voted For Adam Lambert

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Barack Obama, who has remarked that he watched American Idol along with his wife and daughters Malia and Sasha revealed that he voted for Adam Lambert. He smiled and stated that his wife planned on voting for Kris Alle...

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Funny story: 'Sherlock Holmes and the Missing President'

'Sherlock Holmes and the Missing President'

'Morning, Holmes', said Dr Watson, looking up from his copy of the Washington Ghost, and 'Evening, Watson', that detective replied, picking up The Times, and glancing through the headlines in it. 'Another case has landed on our doorstep, Watson.' 'Misdelivered by our Polish dyslexic postie again, was it?' 'No, Watson, take a look at this', and the sleuth passed the doctor his copy of The Times.

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Funny story: Queen Gatecrashes D-Day Service In Spectacular Style - Using A Parachute

Queen Gatecrashes D-Day Service In Spectacular Style - Using A Parachute

Earlier today, the Queen decided that her lack of invitation for the D-Day memorials was a step too far, and decided to prove to French President Nicholas Sarkozy that England should never be forgotten- by parachuting into the memorial service. Th...

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Funny story: Brown meets Obama In Top Secret Summit

Brown meets Obama In Top Secret Summit

Beleaguered British Prime Minister Gordon Brown, met up with US President Barack Obama this morning in a bid to consider future career options. Both men's images have taken a serious battering recently, especially since Brown declared himself 'not...

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Funny story: Barack Obama invents the telephone

Barack Obama invents the telephone

As US President Barack Obama flew across the Atlantic yet again, he suddenly had a brainwave, and invented the modern telephone. 'I thought 'What if I could have a machine that would allow me stay in Washington DC, yet still speak with world leade...

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Funny story: Obama and Saudi King Abdullah Do the Booty Bump

Obama and Saudi King Abdullah Do the Booty Bump

The controversy surrounding US President Obama's supposed bow to Saudi King Abdullah brought affirmations, denials and varied body language experts to bear on the reputed act of reverence. American conservatives, all three of them, insisted that...

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Funny story: Straight up - Obama Be Meetin' Wid Da Top Crude Dude.

Straight up - Obama Be Meetin' Wid Da Top Crude Dude.

RIYADH, Saudi Arabia- President Obama arrived in at da Royal airpo't in Riyadh, Saudah' Arabia at around 2:20pm local time today. Da visit to Saudah' Arabia was a last minute addition to da schedule, ahead uh his heavily anticipated speech in Cai...

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Funny story: Obama Warns Flathead Leader In NKorea, We'll Flatten You!

Obama Warns Flathead Leader In NKorea, We'll Flatten You!

President Barack Obama yesterday made the wholly symbolic political gesture of assuring Japan, Taiwan and South Korea of US defence support following North Korea's nuclear test last week. "Should the North Koreans ever launch an all-out nuclear attack on any or all of you and wipe you off the face of the earth, let it be known right now that the United States will respond in kind!" "I know y...

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Funny story: Obama wants Lulu as next World Bank leader

Obama wants Lulu as next World Bank leader

WASHINGTON, DC - There was some cause for concern today amongst world bankers, or at least world bankers that were still employed, as Barack Obama reportedly tapped Lulu, Scottish born singer-songwriter, actress, model and television personality, to...

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Funny story: Obama is stuffed right up his black Opel Butt and left with an obese GM!

Obama is stuffed right up his black Opel Butt and left with an obese GM!

Failing to jump on board the lost Air France flight headlines Jaggedone's CIA (cockroach infiltration army) has decided to report on another lost cause, giant panda, GM! Yesterday "The Black Messiah" and his disciples launched the saviour package...

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Funny story: Obama Honors Confederate Dead...That They Are DEAD

Obama Honors Confederate Dead...That They Are DEAD

Controversy swirled as America's first Black president contemplated the faxing a wreath to the tomb of the unknown racist soldiers who valiantly died in service to a cause just about equal to genocide. Human rights advocates begged Obama to leave...

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Funny story: Vincenzo Fosterini 'suicide' note judge is Obama Supreme Court pick

Vincenzo Fosterini 'suicide' note judge is Obama Supreme Court pick

Washington AC/DC - (White Water-Boarding Ass Mess): A US District Court Judge who gave the Off-the-Wall Street Journal permission to publish Hillary Clinton's former lover's entirely spoof 'suicide' note is Barack Obama's latest Supreme Court pick.

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Funny story: Obama Nominates The Risen Christ for Supreme Court Justice

Obama Nominates The Risen Christ for Supreme Court Justice

Barack Obama has announced his nominee for the opening in the US Supreme Court left by Justice Stephen Breyer who is leaving the court to run his family's New Hampshire ice cream stand. Obama had hinted that he was looking for a person of empathy...

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Funny story: Obama to Ship 2 Million US Convicts to Gitmo

Obama to Ship 2 Million US Convicts to Gitmo

Since Republicants and Demogogues alike have expressed extreme distrust in the US prison system that incarcerates more convicts than any other industrial democracy in the world, the Obama administration has decided that rather than bring Muhammed and...

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Funny story: Obama Names Alien to Head Space Agency

Obama Names Alien to Head Space Agency

Houston,Texas-Saying the pool of Earth-bound candidates was puny, President Obama has decided to hire from outside the solar system in order to fill the position of Chief NASA Administrator. Desa Fourkatia, a Zeta Reticuli Grey, is expected to wi...

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