Another Obama relative has a book deal. A memoir by George H.W. Obama, the president's half brother and a resident of Crawford, Kenya will be published by Simon & Garfinkle in January 2010. George H.W. Obama, 27, shares the same father with his f...
Boston,Ma/ The Boston Bugle - Saying" enough is enough", President Barry O'Bama, blood brother of Massachusetts Governor Deval "Cadillac" Patrick, today appointed a Czar to oversee patronage in the corrupt Irish/Italian Mafia State, thereby taking t...
Washington D.C. (FTB newswire) Vice President Joe Biden had an unusual piece of good luck today. The V.P. was pulling weeds in the First Lady's garden when he spotted a strange looking clover. When the VPOTUS looked closer, it was a seven leaf clover...
In an effort to exert total control over all aspects of American life, high ranking far-left liberal members of the Obama administration and Congress are rumored to be holding secret talks among themselves regarding closing the oceans bordering the U...
WASHINGTON - It seems the economic crisis is even farther-reaching than previously thought. Among the hardest-hit sectors are the auto industry, the housing market, and now -the international drug trade. According to a survey of over a dozen dark...
Frog Jump,Tennessee-President Obama had a busy day in Germany, Touring a Nazi era concentration camp and inviting his Muslim friends to attend a Bar Mitzvah. The invitation came at the end of an address to European Muslims in which the president conf...
Washington DC: In order to reduce the $2.0 Trillion budget deficit the Obama administration is proposing a series of new sin taxes to be offset by various tax credits. The administration feels that the current alcohol and tobacco taxes have been pushed to their limits and taxpayers are "tapped out." The new sin taxes include: 1. Viagra tax: Congress is debating whether this tax will be asse...
Washington D.C. (FTB newswire) The White House Press core went on an unexpected journey this noon. They followed the President and Vice President through the gates of Hell. The short jaunt to a Hade's favorite, called Ray's Hell Burger gave the repor...
Green Bay, Wisconsin - Barrack Obama will not be playing for the Green Bay Packers this year after all. The two parties couldn't come to terms on a contract during a last minute negotiating session here and Mr. Obama flew back to Washington on Air Fo...
Tehran, Iran - Iranian President MacMoody Ima Dinnerjacket says that if he loses the election Friday, he wants to tour with Susan Boyle. Speaking on assurances that his words would not hit the press until after the election, Mr. Ima Dinnerjacket s...
'Once upon a time, in a land far, far away from reality, there were many girls and boys, and all the boys and girls were unhappy. And do you know why they were unhappy? Because their mommies and daddies had lost their jobs at digging holes in the ground and recycling air, and the few coins they'd saved up for feasting had been stolen by the wicked Baron Greenbank. And some of their mommies and...
A US "taster" tested the food being dished up to President Barack Obama at a dinner in a French restaurant, a waiter said on Sunday. "They have someone who tastes the dishes," said waiter Hobriel de la ti da Arrvalho from the "La Fontaine de Bars" restaurant where Obama and his family turned up for dinner on Saturday night. "Not only that, there are fools who come in and entertain the girls bet...
The Board of Directors of the Old White Men who Run the World met this weekend in an undisclosed location known only to most of them. The only item on the agenda was Barack Obama. The following talking points were leaked to a bathroom attendant...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Barack Obama, who has remarked that he watched American Idol along with his wife and daughters Malia and Sasha revealed that he voted for Adam Lambert. He smiled and stated that his wife planned on voting for Kris Alle...
'Morning, Holmes', said Dr Watson, looking up from his copy of the Washington Ghost, and 'Evening, Watson', that detective replied, picking up The Times, and glancing through the headlines in it. 'Another case has landed on our doorstep, Watson.' 'Misdelivered by our Polish dyslexic postie again, was it?' 'No, Watson, take a look at this', and the sleuth passed the doctor his copy of The Times.
Earlier today, the Queen decided that her lack of invitation for the D-Day memorials was a step too far, and decided to prove to French President Nicholas Sarkozy that England should never be forgotten- by parachuting into the memorial service. Th...
Beleaguered British Prime Minister Gordon Brown, met up with US President Barack Obama this morning in a bid to consider future career options. Both men's images have taken a serious battering recently, especially since Brown declared himself 'not...
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