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Funny story: Soccer Shown to be More Passionate than American Football

Soccer Shown to be More Passionate than American Football

Seattle WA: Professional Soccer is now being played in this city. "The Spoof" being basically a British (don't see any French do you) publication, it is a rather delicate matter to rationally discuss Soccer verses American Football. Both Soccer and A...

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Funny story: Gazza To Give Oration At Bobby Robson Funeral

Gazza To Give Oration At Bobby Robson Funeral

Friends, family and fans were saddened to hear that football legend Paul 'Gazza' Gascoigne would be giving the oration at the funeral of legendary manager Bobby Robson who passed away today. Gascoigne was a close friend of Robson's - nobody co...

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Funny story: Hull City Totally Outclass Beijing Guoan

Hull City Totally Outclass Beijing Guoan

There was much cause for celebration amongst the hordes of travelling Hull City fans tonight when, playing in the Barclays Premier League Asian Trophy, the Tigers trounced the Chinese side, Beijing Guoan, 1-1 in the Workers Stadium. City took the...

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Funny story: Twenty20 Football

Twenty20 Football

The Premier League chiefs stunned the world with a football version of the twenty20 cricket tournament. Premier League officials keen to profit from the success and popularity of crickets twenty20 tournament format have announced plans to have thei...

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Funny story: Notts County Announce Massive Fall In Season Ticket Sales

Notts County Announce Massive Fall In Season Ticket Sales

Notts County, who last week secured the services of the former England manager Sven-Goran Eriksson as Director of Football, have announced the rather depressing news that season ticket sales for the coming campaign are at a record low. County, the...

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Funny story: Rod Stewart Builds Football Pitch Inside Nose

Rod Stewart Builds Football Pitch Inside Nose

Rocker Rod Stewart has built a private football pitch -complete with corner flags, goals and nets - inside his nose. The big nosed star has invited all his friends around for a game to celebrate the construction. The footy-mad singer said it was h...

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Funny story: Steven Gerrard Not Guilty - Like Michael Jackson

Steven Gerrard Not Guilty - Like Michael Jackson

Super Scouser Steven Gerrard was today acquitted at Liverpool Crown Court on charges of affray. Despite video evidence showing Gerrard intimidating, and finally attacking Marcus McGee "like a professional boxer" at the Lounge Inn, in Southport, Me...

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Funny story: Eriksson denies Nottingham move was for the 'honey'

Eriksson denies Nottingham move was for the 'honey'

Nottingham: Famed for its 5-1 ratio of women to men, the city of Nottingham was chosen by Sven Goran Eriksson for his move back into the English football league, as he joined Notts County as director of football. At a packed press conference today...

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Funny story: Sven in Notts

Sven in Notts

Sven Goran Eriksson's arrival at Notts County as Director of Football has sent shockwaves throughout all connected with the beautiful game. The quiet and "mysterious" man avoided cameras and media as he sneaked in the back gate of Meadow Lane under c...

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Funny story: Stevie G v Becks At Boxing - Joey Barton Has Dibs On Winner

Stevie G v Becks At Boxing - Joey Barton Has Dibs On Winner

The Steven Gerrard to fight David Beckham saga took on a whole new twist this morning, as Joey Barton (future uncertain) challenged the winner of the Maracana Stadium 'Rumble In Rio' fight. "I'd knock 'em both out," Barton quipped. "They're both p...

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Funny story: Don King Drools Over Beckham v Gerrard For World's Best Fighting Footballer.

Don King Drools Over Beckham v Gerrard For World's Best Fighting Footballer.

Bent boxing promoter with vertical hairstyle, Don King, today told assembled ranks of pressmen that he was looking to promote a super-middleweight World's Best Fighting Footballer bout between David Beckham and Steven Gerrard. Speaking outside Liv...

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Funny story: Beckham "Fisting" Fracas

Beckham "Fisting" Fracas

David Beckham, LA Galaxy's part-time midfielder, was involved in ugly scenes at the Old Fridge Dumping Center during an exhibition match with former club AC Milan. As the players headed for the dressing room, Beckham, 34, who had earlier unveiled...

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Funny story: Americans want new soccer rules.

Americans want new soccer rules.

Americans want new rules for soccer and anybody who has went to a football match that ends 0-0 would say who can blame them it bores the pants of you it would be better watching paint dry. Dwight Jones is leader of the group who want to change th...

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Funny story: Beckham Back At United?

Beckham Back At United?

Rumours currently sweeping Manchester would seem to suggest that Manchester United are prepared to welcome David Beckham home. The player often expressed that he never wanted to leave Manchester United in the first place. Currently unpopular wi...

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Funny story: England Football Team Urged To Play 664 Formation.

England Football Team Urged To Play 664 Formation.

Unemployable idiot, Rodney Pole has been urging the England football team to play in a 6-6-4 formation to be in with any chance of landing the 2010 World Cup. We did point out to Pole that 6-6-4, including the goalie, would make a team total of 17...

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Funny story: Ronaldo Gets His Balls Busted

Ronaldo Gets His Balls Busted

Portuguese pin-up Cristiano Ronaldo was left in tears after having his training footballs busted by a supporter from a rival club, while on tour in Ireland. The Real Madrid sensation was eager to take a few of his legendary free kicks but discovered...

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Funny story: Swine Flu Epidemic Causes Man City Chaos

Swine Flu Epidemic Causes Man City Chaos

A swine flu epidemic has decimated the expensively assembled Manchester City first team squad. Manager Mark Hughes has been panic buying untried replacements as his stars drop one after the other. Micah Richards is the latest casualty following a...

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