Following Her Majesty the Queen's disapproval of a recipient of her coveted MBE award - Steven Gerrard - ending up in police cells, and then in court on charges of assault, the head of state of the United Kingdom and Northern Ireland took further rev...
Big spending Notts County have made another signing. Director of Coaching, Sex Go On Ericsson announced to a reporter from Sanitary Towels Monthly that the club had signed the balloon who had scored for Sunderland against Liverpool. "I liked the way...
Diego Maradona has emerged as a shock potential replacement for Sir Alex Ferguson should the Manchester United boss retire at the end of this season. Although Ferguson has said that he wishes to carry on it may be a case of the spirit being willin...
Hoops mascot, Hoopy the Hound, was arrested yesterday for wearing his new pair of baggy footy shorts in a public place, outside of Celtic Park, at the Sauchiehall Street Centre. Hoopy was busted by Strathclyde Police for violating a city ordinance...
Manchester United and England footballer Owen Hargreaves was not carried away by a large helium filled balloon. Instead he has been found alive and well in Alex Ferhuson's attic. Hargreaves has been missing for some time, and many feared the worse...
Mega bucks football club Notts County have signed David Beckham's beard in a bid to reach the premiership. Following the recent Sol Campbell fiasco the club have been looking for a big name signing. Beckham's beard could prove to be the perfect signi...
WEMBLEY [LONDON]: So I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?". He said "How flexible are you?". I said "I can't make Tuesdays". Imbedded into the England team set up for some days now, our on the spot reporter, issued wi...
London,England/ Soccer Pillow Talk and other Bollocks - Soccer fans gathered round the tellies of neighbourhood pubs last night to catch the late breaking news, and soccer exclusive, detailing the Colony's Most Listened to Talk Show Host's bid to buy...
Sir Alex Ferguson is facing a life long touchline ban becauser he publicly dared to call Premier league Refs a bunch of "Stodgies!" "They're fat, overweight, too old, can't run, smoke to much, have sex before matches and then expect to keep up wit...
As the world casts a weary eye towards the onslaught of Christmas, football clubs are now pondering an added complication that comes with the yuletide package. While one of the greatest bugbears in life as a Premiership manager is an increasingly...
Erin Andrews, ESPN's hot new soccer co- anchor, along with popular local commentator, Skoob, the Mope from Manchester, says her latest assignment has been the most 'exciting of my career', and despite being required to be impartial, she can't help ge...
Earlier this week Micheal Owen, the former Liverpool player in praising Sir Alex Ferguson, added life at Old Trafford was "everything you would expect of a top team, probably the biggest club in the world". Straight away, Michael Owen has put his...
Only on the ESPN soccer staff for less than a week, the dynamic pairing of popular local soccer announcer Skoob1999, and Peep Hole Princess, Erin Andrews, is paying dividends for ratings in the US with their totally new look into the cult of interna...
The footballing world received a shattering blow this lunchtime when it was revealed that Italy's 2006 World Cup- winning captain, Fabio Cannavaro, had failed a dope test. The Juventus captain, 36, who is also Italy's most-capped international pla...
NY,NY/ Entertainment and Sporting News - Over 35 avid US Soccer fans celebrated at the expatriate Oasis Bar and Grill on East 23rd Street today with the stunning announcement that 'real soccer' announcers would be appearing on the sports channel's la...
The BBC's decision not to broadcast this weekend's World Cup Qualifier between Ukraine and England has been met with dismay by football fans. Setanta were due to screen the match but broadcasting rights were put up for re-tender when the firm went...
London,Uk/ Scotland Yard/Interpol Missing Persons Bulletin/Amber Alert - Law enforcement officials at Interpol and Scotland Yard were working feverishly reviewing reams of film from area spy cameras after 'a bag of bones' was found just off the break...
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