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Funny story: Paris Hilton Has Wrong Size Electronic Tag

Paris Hilton Has Wrong Size Electronic Tag

Paris Hilton, released from jail yesterday on the orders of a doctor, will today return to custody so that she can receive a proper fitting for her new bracelet.

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Funny story: Cheney Honored by NRA

Cheney Honored by NRA

Vice President Richard "Dick" Cheney has been presented the "Guardian of the Second Amendment" award by the National Rifle Association (NRA).

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Funny story: Political Career Excellent Choice For The Stupid

Political Career Excellent Choice For The Stupid

With the strains of Pomp and Circumstance still playing in their ears, many recent graduates are pondering career choices. Pyotr Petrovich, Professor of Political Science at Benedict Arnold University, says that many graduates overlook an obvious ch...

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Funny story: Presidential Candidates to Compete for Masterdebator Title

Presidential Candidates to Compete for Masterdebator Title

This Saturday evening, broadcast on national television from New York City's Madison Square Garden, presidential candidates Hillary Rodham Clinton, John McCain, Mitt Romney, Rudy Giuliani, and Barack Obama, will vie for the title of Masterdebator...

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Funny story: Bill Gates as Elrond

Bill Gates as Elrond

Hollywood is not where one would expect to find billionaire Bill Gates but he has been spotted hanging out with the crew of the up-coming movie The Hobbit. Sources say the software genius has been harassing the casting director and begging to be cas...

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Funny story: Art Not Gross, But Not Real Candy Either

Art Not Gross, But Not Real Candy Either

The oddball Brit artist known for his masterful pickled animals and brilliant diamond skull has revealed his newest work. "Licorice Candy," a collection of children's blocks painted with stripes, will be auctioned next week. Damien Hir...

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Funny story: Graffiti Bandit Damages Cruise Ship

Graffiti Bandit Damages Cruise Ship

Cruises Royal Atlantica-Pacifica International (CRAPI), a subsidiary of Surreal Investments and Nautical Commercial Services (SINCS), was dismayed to find its premier cruise liner, Titanic II, covered with orange and red graffiti. "The vandali...

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Funny story: Snowmen Make Evolutionary Leap

Snowmen Make Evolutionary Leap

"Unprecedented, astonishing, we have never seen such a huge evolutionary leap in a single generation," Professor Ima Dorc declares. It seems that snowmen have now divided into two species, the cold weather snowmen, who have recently begun...

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Funny story: Newt Gingrich sees the light

Newt Gingrich sees the light

After decades in politics Newt Gingrich has made the decision to leave Washington D.C. and embark on a new career. "I've had enough politics and scandals, I'm going to became a TV evangelist."...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Career Takes a Curve

Lindsay Lohan Career Takes a Curve

A spokesman for Lindsay Lohan has announced today that she will begin a new career after leaving rehab. Lindsay entered rehab after an auto accident lead to her arrest.

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Funny story: Al Gore to Partner with AMC for Environment

Al Gore to Partner with AMC for Environment

Tennessee - Al Gore today announced a partnership with AMC, makers of the Hum-Vee (Hummer), H2 and H3 SUV's. Gore and AMC have founded an advocacy group to raise money to save the environment. They are calling their partnership: "SUV's...

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Funny story: America Panics As Man With Clap Enters Country

America Panics As Man With Clap Enters Country

Anderson Talker, a 31-year-old computer systems operator, has raised concerns about public safety to heights not seen since the days following 9-11, when he was diagnosed with a potentially incurable case of the clap, and was still allowed to enter t...

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Funny story: England Deal Crushing Blow To Baltic Oiks

England Deal Crushing Blow To Baltic Oiks

England football manager Steve McClanger was "over the moon" this morning after his team systematically dismantled Estonia in their Euro 2008 qualifier in Tallinn.

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Funny story: World's tallest peak reeks!

World's tallest peak reeks!

Western Pacific Ocean - Earth's tallest known mountain has been discovered in the southern end of the Mariana Trench, the deepest known underwater canyon in the world. Scientists believe that the mountain, known as Challenger Deep Shallows, went...

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Funny story: University and College Students Protest Current Degree Plans

University and College Students Protest Current Degree Plans

College and University students in the United States have decided to form their own million man march on Washington to protest discrimination in the current degree systems. The students feel that the current system are biased and discriminatory to t...

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Funny story: Dealing with the Devil Not as Profitable as in Years Past

Dealing with the Devil Not as Profitable as in Years Past

You can still sell your soul to the devil, but it won't fetch nearly as much as it used to. That is according to a recent article in Misfortune magazine, the monthly business periodical.

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Funny story: Professor Calls British Royals "Prototypical Welfare Family"

Professor Calls British Royals "Prototypical Welfare Family"

Researchers from the University of Chicago have announced completion of a study of intergenerational welfare, i.e., the tendency of welfare recipients to pass that lifestyle from one generation to the next.

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