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Funny story: Donald Trump Opens His & Herspanic Gastro Pubs

Donald Trump Opens His & Herspanic Gastro Pubs

Donald Trump has decided to embrace and glorify Mexico's rich history: "Because I've employed thousands and thousands of His and Herspanics, the time is right to open a chain of His & Herspanic eateries." The chain, named "Hola Amigoas!", wil...

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Funny story: Hulk Hogan announces US Presidential campaign

Hulk Hogan announces US Presidential campaign

After reported news was released that Hulk Hogan has been banished from all WWE folklore for being "a bit racist," his agent and PR company has officially released that he is to run for the Republican Presidential candidate nomination. "We feel li...

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Funny story: GOP Rushed to Walter Reed Hospital to Have Cross Removed from Its Ass

GOP Rushed to Walter Reed Hospital to Have Cross Removed from Its Ass

WASHINGTON, D.C.--In what Dr. Amir Sudhardi, the colorectal surgeon who performed the operation, is calling one of the world's first crucilectomies, the GOP today had a huge crucifix removed from its rectum. The cross, which had been hobbling the Re...

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Funny story: Donald Trump Kidnapped By "El Chapo" Near Mexican Border

Donald Trump Kidnapped By "El Chapo" Near Mexican Border

Donald Trump was making a speech today near Brownsville, Texas, when he and his entire podium was swallowed up by a sink hole and a cloud of dust and smoke. Then through the smoke came a 5 pound rock with a note attached. It read: "Greetings Gring...

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Funny story: Donald Trump Treated for Depression

Donald Trump Treated for Depression

A day after his dog was run over by a taco deliveryman in Palm Beach, The Donald has started taking large doses of Zoloft. Trump's dog, Niggard Lee, was flattened early Tuesday afternoon on Worth Avenue when Taco Expresso driver Jorge Cruz Lim...

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Funny story: Trump said something. Now click on this article to find out more.

Trump said something. Now click on this article to find out more.

Trump said something inflammatory directed at someone. That someone said something back, Trump doubled down and said more negative stuff back at person who initially said something to Trump. Then Trumpity trump trump trumped the trump, after trum...

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Funny story: Donald Trump's War Record

Donald Trump's War Record

After Donald Trump's scathing attack on Senator John McCain's war record the Investigation's Department here at The Spoof did a little digging into Trump's own military record. It turns out that the great Donald also has a legacy of war experience.

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Funny story: Trump Channels Barry White at Campaign Event

Trump Channels Barry White at Campaign Event

HOT SPRINGS, ARK--Donald Trump, speaking out of an aperture that he customarily uses for sitting, spoke, in a low bass voice, to his admirers at a campaign event in Arkansas, saying, "I've heard people say that too much of anything is not good for...

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Funny story: Digital Equivalence of Donald Trump

Digital Equivalence of Donald Trump

The movie Antman was able to bring back Michael Douglas on screen from how he looked 25 years ago through the utilization of "digital equivalence." The technology has been hailed as revolutionary by those artists working in the field of visual ef...

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Funny story: Donald Trump: "I Hate All People Equally"

Donald Trump: "I Hate All People Equally"

Donald Trump today managed to offend all remaining members of the population in a broad far reaching speech with virtually no redeeming qualities. "I hate you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you....(heavy breathing)and...

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Funny story: GOP to "Consciously Uncouple" from Donald Trump

GOP to "Consciously Uncouple" from Donald Trump

WASHINGTON, D. C.--Taking a page from Gwyneth Paltrow, the GOP announced today that it is going to "consciously uncouple" from its long-time partner, Donald Trump. Ever since Trump announced his bid for the presidency in mid-June, the couple, frie...

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Funny story: Trump: Obama Couldn't Make A Good Deal With Iran If He Were Spotted Two Camels

Trump: Obama Couldn't Make A Good Deal With Iran If He Were Spotted Two Camels

BILLINGSGATE POST: This Sunday on Face the Nation, Donald Trump told the panel of hand-picked liberal soothsayers that President Obama was absolutely over matched in his negotiations with Iran. With a disdainful gesture, he offered that Secretary Ke...

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Funny story: Cameron proves what we all know, politicians are full of crap!

Cameron proves what we all know, politicians are full of crap!

UK slimy PM, David Cameron, has done a grand job and played a leading role in proving to the world what it already knew, polticians are full of crap! Just 3 months ago, April 30th to be precise, in a pre-election question and answer show on Brit T...

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Funny story: Trump Claims Obama's Skin Is Fake

Trump Claims Obama's Skin Is Fake

In his never-ending quest to erase any trace of the existence of "Barak Obama" from the annals of history, Donald Trump claims that the entire surface of the president's body is covered with a thin shroud of camouflaged elastic material to disguise h...

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Funny story: Trump Claims Obama's Skin Is Fake

Trump Claims Obama's Skin Is Fake

In his never-ending quest to erase any trace of the existence of "Barak Obama" from the annals of history, Donald Trump claims that the entire surface of the president's body is covered with a thin shroud of camouflaged elastic material to disguise h...

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Funny story: Two Killed, Seven Injured in the Quadrennial Running of the Republicans

Two Killed, Seven Injured in the Quadrennial Running of the Republicans

WASHINGTON, D.C.-This week in downtown Washington, two people were killed and seven injured in the quadrennial melee known as the Running of the Republicans. Rare in the Running of the Republicans, one bull was also killed when he was gored by a...

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Funny story: Chris Christie Announces Bid for President Presidentie

Chris Christie Announces Bid for President Presidentie

This week, New Jersey Governor Chris Christie announced that he will seek the Republican nomination for president presidentie in the 2016 election. Christie told a group of supporters in his hometown of Livingston, New Jersey, that he feels he has...

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