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Funny story: Ron Paul Sold to Blackstone in Private Equity Deal

Ron Paul Sold to Blackstone in Private Equity Deal

Ron Paul, a second-tier candidate for the Republican presidential nomination, was purchased today by the Blackstone Group in a private equity transaction estimated to be worth $6 billion.

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Funny story: David Beckham Acquires Fast Plane To Beat DVT

David Beckham Acquires Fast Plane To Beat DVT

After a warning by health experts that making too many flights between Los Angeles and London could constitute a health risk, footballer David Beckham has acquired a rather novel mode of transport to deal with the pr...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Diagnosed As "Insane"

Paris Hilton Diagnosed As "Insane"

Celebrity heiress Paris Hilton was back behind bars last night after one of the most amazing turnarounds in American legal history.

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Funny story: Abstinence Program Fails; Bush Sets Puberty Age at 18

Abstinence Program Fails; Bush Sets Puberty Age at 18

A Study commissioned by Congress promoting abstinence only programs has proven completely ineffective in preventing or delaying teenagers from having sexual intercourse. Therefore, President Bush has set the minimum age for puberty at 18 for all U.S...

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Funny story: Bush to Star in "Independence Day 2"

Bush to Star in "Independence Day 2"

HOLLYWOOD (AP Newsliar) -- George W. Bush has been cast in a lead role in "Independence Day 2: Mission Accomplished", the sequel to the 1996 blockbuster by 20th Century Fox.

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Funny story: Timmy's Birthday Bash- Strange Goings on

Timmy's Birthday Bash- Strange Goings on

Young Timmy Bulstrode won't forget his 7th birthday in a hurry, for no sooner had he blown out the candles on his cake, than he was set upon by a lynch-mob, taken to the village ducking stool and almost drowned for being a warlock.

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Funny story: Letterman Unamused by Bush

Letterman Unamused by Bush

David Letterman spoke out today concerning George Bush's low ratings. "I let him take over the show and this is what happens. I always said we were a disgrace to the entertainment industry, but this is ridiculous." However the ratin...

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Funny story: Moon Crashes into New Mexico Mountain

Moon Crashes into New Mexico Mountain

After years of drawing in a string of UFO enthusiasts New Mexico now has something new to see; the moon. Scientists can only speculate why the moon fell from orbit late last Saturday. "We now have both a UFO and an IFO (Identified Falling Objec...

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Funny story: Big Brother Brings In George Galloway As Mediator

Big Brother Brings In George Galloway As Mediator

George Galloway, the ex-Celebrity Big Brother housemate, is set to make a return to the house tonight in the role of 'mediator' as the competition really gets under way.

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Funny story: Mexican Immigrant Named Bill Dies in Senate

Mexican Immigrant Named Bill Dies in Senate

Bill Jimenez, an illegal émigré from Mexico, whose lone dream was to tour the halls of Congress, rode his donkey across the boarder and all the way to the Capitol Thursday, only to have the donkey stall in the Senate; and then the man who came to be...

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Funny story: Chimpanzee Unemployment, Homelessness On The Rise

Chimpanzee Unemployment, Homelessness On The Rise

BEAVERTON, OREGON (AP Newsliar) -- Unemployment and homelessness is on the rise among the nation's chimpanzee population, amid a decline in the use of primates for animal research.

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Funny story: George Michael, DUI, Avoids Prison, Gets 100 Hours Toilet Cleaning Instead

George Michael, DUI, Avoids Prison, Gets 100 Hours Toilet Cleaning Instead

London UK: Singer George Michael, by his own admission "a 43 year old gay man", narrowly escaped a custodial sentence for DUI at a London court today.

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Funny story: Epidemic Breaks Out in Prisons After Paris Hilton's Release

Epidemic Breaks Out in Prisons After Paris Hilton's Release

Los Angeles, CA: Following the release from prison of socialite Paris Hilton after just 3 days of her 23 day sentence, news is beginning to leak out of an epidemic of crying and mass hysteria that is sweeping the nation's prisons.

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Funny story: Cold War II Set To Hit Cinemas

Cold War II Set To Hit Cinemas

Film buffs are chomping at the bit after it was announced this week that the US and Russia were in negotiations to start Cold War II, a sequel to the original blockbuster, Cold War. Wacky stand-up comedian George W Bush and versatil...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton violated…

Paris Hilton violated…

…the terms of her probation and is to return to court today to face the judge who sentenced her to a 43-day jail sentence, of which she only served three days due to being a delicate little flower, albeit one who knows how to adminis...

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Funny story: George W Bush has frogs legs! And a tummy ache.

George W Bush has frogs legs! And a tummy ache.

President Bush was taken ill at the G8 piss-up in Hergunshmergundam this morning and had to skip a morning working session and even declined his usual breakfast of sausage, eggs, bacon, hash browns, cocaine, baked be...

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Funny story: Ron Paul Opposes Republican Nuclear War Lunatics

Ron Paul Opposes Republican Nuclear War Lunatics

WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) - Ron Paul was the only one of ten Republican presidential candidates for president to oppose a US attack on Iran using nuclear weapons in the latest TV debate in New Hampshire.

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