Arsenal Captain Cesc Fabregas sent a chilling ultimatum to his Manager, Arsene Wenger, by claiming the French man has 48 hours to make an honest woman of him, or he will find a manager that will. "Frankly, I am sick of this. I feel the last 5 year...
There was no shortage of drama today, ahead of this evenings champions league fixtures. Liverpool Manager Rafa Benitez claimed he could return to the playing field if the current form of his side does not improve. "I knew we were lacking depth. Wi...
The famous old football stadium Saint James'Park - home of Newcastle United - has now been renamed in a multi-million pound deal that will ensure regular income for the signwriters and souvenir makers. From January next year it will be known as: "...
Tired of hearing about the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders all their lives a group of young cheerleaders will appear next year to lead the Houston Texans with half of the group going topless, the male half! "Our cheerleaders will wear as little as poss...
The Tottenham Manager Harry Redknapp is believed to be furious over an allegation that he "pinched the bottom" of his Arsenal counterpart in the tunnel shortly after the conclusion of Saturday's derby. "If I'm being honest, Wenger has just gone do...
Arsenal Manager Arsene Wenger shocked the footballing world today, when he claimed Harry Redknapp copped a feel of his bottom, shortly after the Arsenal Tottenham match on Saturday. Wenger admits the astonishment he felt after what he described a...
The Indianapolis Colt's Center, Geoff Sunday, has told quarterback Peyton Manning to quit screwing around back there and call the play, already. "He calls the play, we get lined up and the next thing I know he's shouting numbers and messages all o...
34 Year old Manchester United right back, Gary Neville has admitted he would be interested in joining fierce rivals Liverpool if they could match his wages. "A lot of quotes have been attributed to me, which simply are not true", explained the Ma...
Liverpool - (Nappydural): "From the waist down he's the living image of his father!" a proud Colleen told reporters as young Kai Wayne made his debut appearance at Liverpool Women's Hospital. "Just don't ask where that Accrington birthmark on his...
Having taken Newcastle United FC off the market and offered naming rights to St James' Park, owner Mike Ashley has announced that a deal has been finalised. As of December the first, St James' Park will no longer be referred to as St James' Park.
Each week sports writer Gary Puddle meets a sporting legend. This week it's KEVIN KEEGAN, beloved footballer and legend of the Kop. Here Puddle lays bare the man behind the hair. I'm not sure what to expect. I meet Keegan at his bungalow just outside Walthamstow. I've been told he can be testy sometimes. I don't want to get off on the wrong foot with one of Britain's best-loved footballers, so...
ANFIELD, LIVERPOOL: Today at a special news briefing at Liverpool Football Club, Rafa Benitez flanked by Police Officer's from Merseyside's top Police Football Division, including P.C. Dixon of The Docks-Liverpool, made this formal statement; "My name is Rafa Benitez, the Manager of Liverpool Football Club. This special news conference has been called today, as Merseyside Police have today la...
Following the outbreak of swine flu at Blackburn Rovers there are fears that the football fixture list could be decimated. Sam Allardyce, the Rovers boss set the blame squarely at the door the of the Premier League, and hinted that the infection m...
Hull City manager Phil Brown was again the focus of intense media attention this week, when several confused shoppers spotted him hunting for strange, mythical items. Brown is under pressure to keep the Tigers in the Premier League, a task looking...
Following the many unfair decisions made by referee's the FA has decided to trial a fairer time keeping scheme which will ease the pressure on the referee allowing him to make the trickier decisions without the worry as to how long the game is taking...
A Saudi sheik who showed an interest in buying Rangers Football Club has been asked to reveal what school he went to. Sheikh Mansour bin Zayed Al Nahyan, owner of the Abu Dhabi United Group and already in ownership of Manchester City FC, was shock...
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