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Funny story: Man U v Man City Game Still Going On Despite Protests

Man U v Man City Game Still Going On Despite Protests

Manchester United players are being treated for exhaustion after four hours of injury time in the derby match against Manchester City. Furious Utd boss Sir Alex Ferguson has demanded the referee blow for time for the sake of his players who have n...

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Funny story: Hull City Manager Phil Brown Banned From City's Tanning Salons

Hull City Manager Phil Brown Banned From City's Tanning Salons

It was another bad day at the office for Hull City manager Phil Brown yesterday, after his side were beaten 1-0 at the KC Stadium by newly-promoted Birmingham City, but worse was to follow. Brown, already under-fire from fans, was told by the prop...

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Funny story: Man U Penalty Fastest In Premiership History

Man U Penalty Fastest In Premiership History

There was controversy at Old Trafford yesterday after the referee awarded Manchester United a penalty just two minutes before kick off. The Old Trafford club was rocked to the rafters by the decision after Manchester City defender Wayne Bridge upe...

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Funny story: Gers give Gazza lifeline

Gers give Gazza lifeline

Paul "Gazza" Gascoigne flew into Glasgow yesterday in an attempt to resurrect his wretched career. The former England midfielder has been without a job in football since his sacking from English Conference Division club Kettering Town in 2005, des...

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Funny story: Bummers cruise at Emirates; Clarets toast Nugget & Pumpey lose again!

Bummers cruise at Emirates; Clarets toast Nugget & Pumpey lose again!

Thomas Vermaelen and David Nugget were Saturday's individual stars as ARSE-enal made light work of Wigan at the Emirates and Burnley kept up their 100 per cent home record with a 3-1 win over Sunderland. Portsmouth continue to 'look up' at the res...

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Funny story: Manchester United v Manchester City

Manchester United v Manchester City

The city of Manchester is a pretty atmospheric place to be right now. Fans of both legendary clubs aren't really sure which way this match will turn out. Local rivalries, mainly deriving from which part of town you come from really come to the for...

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Funny story: Man City To Buy Man U

Man City To Buy Man U

Manchester City owners Abu Dhabi Utd have placed a multi-billion bid for rivals Manchester United. The audacious move has been predicted for some time but the timing of the move is inflammatory. The Blues are currently sharing second place with...

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Funny story: Adebayor's celebration is nothing new

Adebayor's celebration is nothing new

Sheyi Emmanuel Adebayor's recent provocative goal celebration has justifiably caused a storm of debate across the sporting world, but his family and friends have now admitted that it was just a question of time before this ticking time bomb would go...

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Funny story: Polly Toure warns Man Utd

Polly Toure warns Man Utd

Homeless Man City Captain Polly Toure has run his mouth before the much anticipated Manchester derby. Polly Toure suggests Man Utd will have a supposedly "difficult" 90 minutes when the two teams face off on Sunday 20 September. Man City has spe...

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Funny story: Leeds-Liverpool Canal Tsunami Wreaks Havoc In Burnley

Leeds-Liverpool Canal Tsunami Wreaks Havoc In Burnley

The north east Lancashire town of Burnley, home of Premier League newbies Burnley FC was today faced with a massive clean-up operation after a tsunami in the Leeds-Liverpool canal flooded the town centre with billions of gallons of oily water. The...

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Funny story: Emmanuel Adebayor Hit With Two FA Charges?

Emmanuel Adebayor Hit With Two FA Charges?

Manchester City striker Emmanuel Adebayor could be hit with two FA charges tonight after a hearing watched video evidence of two incidents from last Saturday's game against Arsenal which City won 4-2. Adebayor's goal celebration, in front of Gunne...

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Funny story: UEFA U-Turn on Eduardo

UEFA U-Turn on Eduardo

Arsenal supporters are delighted that UEFA has rescinded its 2-match ban on their Croatian international Eduardo, who was accused of diving in the Champions League tie with Celtic. UEFA now suggests that the Metropolitan police should consider a...

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Funny story: Face Sitting Glory for England

Face Sitting Glory for England

Arses around the country are letting off in celebration at England's qualification to the 2010 Face Sitting World Cup, in the 5-1 victory at Wembley Stadium in London yesterday. The team have stormed into next year's finals in South Africa after maki...

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Funny story: Emmanuel Adebayor annoys Arsenal Four Times

Emmanuel Adebayor annoys Arsenal Four Times

Emmanuel Adebayor, the Manchester City striker formally of Arsenal has annoyed his former team not once or twice but four times. "How can I say, I am annoyed," admitted Wenger in a press conference afterwards. "Firstly he stamped on Robin [van Per...

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Funny story: Emmanuel Adebayor Admits He And Arsene Wenger "Are No Longer Friends"

Emmanuel Adebayor Admits He And Arsene Wenger "Are No Longer Friends"

Former Arsenal striker Emmanuel Adebayor, who signed for Manchester City in the summer, said after yesterday's crunch encounter between the two clubs that his goal which finished the game off as a contest was the sweetest he had ever scored, and that...

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Funny story: David Beckham Admits He's A Hermaphrodite

David Beckham Admits He's A Hermaphrodite

There was a new twist in the World Athletics Hermaphrodite Scandal this afternoon, when former England football team captain, David Beckham, revealed that he, too, is a hermaphrodite. Beckham, 34, claims that he is approximately 55% male and 40% f...

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Funny story: Joke Shop Tactics "Worse than first thought"

Joke Shop Tactics "Worse than first thought"

The world of professional sport was rocked to its very core by the revelation that players and athletes were using "joke shop" style tactics to gain an unfair advantage over their competitors. Dougie Doo, proprietor of Scarborough's Joke Emporium...

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