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Funny story: Putin will vote for Trump if nominated

Putin will vote for Trump if nominated

Today, I had the honor of interviewing our magnificent Premier. He was in a jovial mood, as usual. The report from Ukraine was good; no more Russian deaths. No more Russian planes were blown up in Egypt. The Turks have not shot down any planes today.

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Funny story: Jeb Bush Outs Donald Trump As A Democrat Secret Agent

Jeb Bush Outs Donald Trump As A Democrat Secret Agent

LAS VEGAS, NV - Donald Trump was outed today by Jeb Bush as a secret double-agent, sent by Democrats to destroy the Republican party. Former Florida governor, Jeb Bush, made the announcement today via Twitter: "Donald negotiated a deal with Hil...

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Funny story: Congress Gangs Up On ISIS

Congress Gangs Up On ISIS

Capitol Hill - Lawmakers are launching a new strategy to fight the ISIS threat, creating the nation's first Homeboy Security Gang. The street-level enforcement group will include every American citizen, except for those who are already in pris...

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Funny story: Cruz Calls Trump "Labradoodle Liberal"

Cruz Calls Trump "Labradoodle Liberal"

BILLINGSGATE POST: In reply to Donald Trump calling him a "maniac" on FOX NEWS this Sunday, Senator Ted Cruz came back with a low-blow, counter punch that literally floored the Donald by referring to the man who has everything as a Labradoodle Liber...

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Funny story: United States Considers Ban on Unconvincing Orangutan Fur Based Hair Pieces

United States Considers Ban on Unconvincing Orangutan Fur Based Hair Pieces

In a move that has been labeled "politically motivated" law makers, and Republicans in particular, are attempting to find legal precedent to eject any "suspiciously covered" individuals from the country. The move was prompted by a number of comp...

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Funny story: Barrack Obama says of Donald Trump "You can put a toupee on a donkey but it's still a donkey"

Barrack Obama says of Donald Trump "You can put a toupee on a donkey but it's still a donkey"

The already charged political debate in America became electrified yesterday when President Obama was asked what he thought about GOP front runner Donald Trump and said "You can put a toupee on a donkey but it's still a donkey". GOP activists reac...

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Funny story: Cemetery admits Trump only half-buried

Cemetery admits Trump only half-buried

I was on my way to a Macy's sale. It was a 25% off non-sale items, 15% off sale items, and negotiable besides. My wife had loaned me her gold Macy's credit card, and God knows what that would be worth. I needed a blue Glen plaid tie to go with my...

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Funny story: Trump Bans Tact In Presidential Campaign

Trump Bans Tact In Presidential Campaign

Atlantic City, NJ - Republican nominee front-runner, Donald Trump, has recently made swift moves to distance him from other hopeful nominees. Campaign Manager, Corey Lewandowski, announced this morning that the Trump Campaign will no longer use lang...

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Funny story: You've been Trumped

You've been Trumped

Donald Trump's mother was born in Stornoway, Scotland, but the Donald has had problems with Scotland, and today, they have given him the boot. This has to do with the Donald's latest epistle in which he states he's for "a total and complete shutdo...

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Funny story: Trump: "No more Muslims, no more Spics, no more Jews with their dirty tricks!"

Trump: "No more Muslims, no more Spics, no more Jews with their dirty tricks!"

The crowd cheered last night at the Raleigh Convention Center when Donald Trump strode on stage with his arms held high and shouted, "No more Muslims, no more Spics, no more Jews with their dirty tricks!" The crowd went wild cheering and clapping.

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Funny story: Jihadi Josh Takes On Trump

Jihadi Josh Takes On Trump

BILLINGSGATE POST: White House Press Secretary, Jihadi Josh Earnest, signed his own death warrant yesterday when he insulted Donald Trump. In what appeared to be an "off the cuff" discussion during the daily press briefing, Jihadi Josh described th...

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Funny story: Trump: "I was an asshole before being an asshole was cool!"

Trump: "I was an asshole before being an asshole was cool!"

The Raleigh Convention Center was packed to capacity with a boisterous and jubilant crowd this morning when Donald Trump walked on to the stage with his Trump baseball cap on backwara. A local country western singer had just finished the hit song fr...

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Funny story: Doctors psychoanalyze Trump's slump plus Director of Inherently Nasty Chorale quits

Doctors psychoanalyze Trump's slump plus Director of Inherently Nasty Chorale quits

Insiders have insisted the Trump campaign is in trouble, due to his numbers dropping plus personal problems and defection of the Director of The Inherently Nasty Chorale. This Director, insisting on anonymity, stated that The Inherently Nasty Chor...

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Funny story: Trump And Hillary To Exchange Hair Pieces If Both Nominated: A Trumpillary Transfusion

Trump And Hillary To Exchange Hair Pieces If Both Nominated: A Trumpillary Transfusion

BILLINGSGATE POST: Not since Mikhail Gorbachev instituted "Glasnost" in the late 1980's has there been such a democratization of hair styles in our political history. Inspired perhaps by the imagery of living beneath the encampment of an albino rac...

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Funny story: Trump's Dreaming of a White Christmas

Trump's Dreaming of a White Christmas

(To be sung to the familiar tune we all know so well) Trump's dreaming of a white Christmas Just like the ones he used to know. Where stores segregate and black folks listen To hear those echoes of Jim Crow. Trump's dreaming of a white Christmas With every ethnic group he slights. May his days be full of poison spite And may all his Christmases be white. Trump's dreaming of a white...

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Funny story: Reporters in disguise attend Trump strategy meeting featuring new ideas plus innovative bobblehead scheme

Reporters in disguise attend Trump strategy meeting featuring new ideas plus innovative bobblehead scheme

According to a team of CNN reporters who went deep undercover in a recent Trump strategy meeting, Mr. Trump is about to release a new round of pummeling blows meant to win the 2016 presidential election. These reporters, originators of the "better...

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Funny story: Trump does Shakespeare

Trump does Shakespeare

Quince: Is all our company here? Trump: We don't need anyone else: I can play all the roles. Quince: You are set down for Pyramus. Trump: I'll play him, and Thisby, too. And the wall, and the lion. Quince: You can play no part but Pyramus . . . Trump: You watch - I'll be great. They'll love me, even in Iowa. Quince: But . . . Trump: Not only will I be great as Pyra...

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