The United States and England are in the same draw in the World Cup. They will play their first game against each other during the summer. Americans, however, seem not to be very excited about the event. "Soccer? Who cares?" These were the sen...
The England football team are all set to resume hostilities with their colonial cousins and War Of Independence rivals in the 2010 World Cup in South Africa. Also in group C are Algeria, and Slovenia, neither of whom, quite frankly, are up to much...
Group G is officially the World Cup 'Group Of Death' matching up Brazil, North Korea, Cote D'Ivoire (Ivory Coast) and Portugal. Brazil v Portugal promises to be interesting, because although both countries share a common language, there is little...
Sensational news just in from the UK Premier League - leading UK outfit Manchester United are to have their stadium shut down following allegations that Manchester United fans indulged in racist chanting in their League Cup Quarter Final Tie against...
It could be sad Christmas for everyone, that is if an agreement can't be reached between the elves and Santa In a document filed yesterday by the UmPa Lumpa Guild it was stated that "the little fella's have been without adequate health coverage for...
Medical staff at a Manchester hospital have described as 'weird' the alarming rate at which the baby of Manchester United and England centre forward Wayne Rooney has been growing since his birth on the 2nd of November. The child, Kai Wayne (laughs...
London - (Rioters): The Dubai ponzi crash is threatening to bankrupt some of the UK Premier League's top players. Dozens daft enough to have bought into the Emirate's holiday homes scam face the repo man as Emirate debt collectors begin calling i...
Injustice in football is a terrible thing, and it can prove very costly, but the Irish FA have thrown caution to the wind this afternoon in an official statement regarding the injustice served upon them by referee Martin Hansson in last week's World...
The republic of Ireland's record scorer Robbie Keane is continuing his protest about the standard of refereeing, demanding a replay for the clear handball which cost his team a goal. "Wigan's goal was as clear a handball as I have ever seen and ye...
There was a political storm brewing in France this afternoon after it was announced that last week's crucial World Cup qualifying game between France and the Republic of Ireland, which the Frogs won after Thierry Henry had blatantly handled the ball...
It is generally accepted that Brazil has the lion's share of outstanding football talent. With Pele, Ronaldo (the original, not the Portugese Thai lady-boy) and Ronaldinho not to mention Robinho and the various newcomers to the scene, talent has n...
The Irish Government is today,EU rules permitting,expected to declare war on France.It will be a wildly popular move amongst a financially, emotionally and psychologically traumatized Irish people. The road to war has been inevitable since Wednesd...
The Irish today asked the FA and SFA for a replay of their invasion and settlement by English and Scottish incomers that culminated in the total defeat of Ireland in the early 1600s. Ireland had never been a single nation until it was colonised by...
Stade De France: France 1-1 Rep. of Ireland. Thief'ry Hand'ry handles the ball twice before laying the ball off to William Gallas to put into the net, and give France an all important match equaliser and aggregate lead minutes from the end of extra-...
The brave, fighting, bulldog Irish nearly stuffed the French Football team yesterday, only an act of pure corruption allowed the "Froggies" to hop through! The whole world saw it, only the blind, stupid, bought Ref didn't! Who wants the Irish w...
There was consternation at Old Trafford this afternoon when officials there reported that the facial plastic surgery planned for Manchester United and England forward and new daddy, Wayne Rooney, had already "encountered difficulties". Apparently,...
News just in from Old Trafford is that Manchester United and Englad forward Wayne Rooney is to attempt to curb his enthusiasm for criticising anything that moves, by having a muzzle fitted. Rooney is to be penalised by the FA for making comments t...
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