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Funny story: Shockwaves reverberate around the footballing world as Crewe sack their manager

Shockwaves reverberate around the footballing world as Crewe sack their manager

Millions of people spontaneously gathered in streets and parks across the world in disbelief today, after it was announced that the mighty Crewe Alexandria had sacked their manager, Viking Ssorenssonnson. Some were clearly in a state of shock, man...

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Funny story: Ronaldo Refuses to Donate Organs

Ronaldo Refuses to Donate Organs

Christiano Ronaldo has shocked health officials by boldly declaring that he will keep his organs as no one is worthy to receive them. The slick Portuguese star has always been a tricky customer in the box, and it appears he has no intention of changi...

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Funny story: Diaby Comes Clean about Fantasy Football Scam

Diaby Comes Clean about Fantasy Football Scam

Arsenal superstar Abou Diaby has made a sensational confession about his own goal against Manchester United, saying that he intentionally scored in a bid to boost his Fantasy Football team. The French International's looping header beat Manuel Almuni...

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Funny story: West Ham And Millwall Settle Differences

West Ham And Millwall Settle Differences

West Ham and Millwall, the two teams at the centre of an FA investigation into violence after their recent Carling Cup match at Upton Park, have decided to settle their long-standing differences, to shake hands and to let bygones be bygones. The t...

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Funny story: Ryan Giggs - Class Act - Crap Actor

Ryan Giggs - Class Act - Crap Actor

He's ageless and timeless and one of the greatest footballers to grace the beautiful game with his presence. At the ripe old age of 35, 'Giggsy' as he is known to football afficionados has firmly cemented his name in the football hall of fame.

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Funny story: Hull City To Be Relegated Now To Save Time And Any Further Messing About

Hull City To Be Relegated Now To Save Time And Any Further Messing About

There was high drama on Humberside tonight when the FA Premier League announced that Hull City, who were soundly beaten to a pulp by Liverpool earlier, are to be relegated from the division NOW to save time and any further messing about. Liverpool...

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Funny story: Hull City Manager Phil Brown Happy With Margin Of Defeat

Hull City Manager Phil Brown Happy With Margin Of Defeat

"Very satisfied with the performance. The lads were under a lot of pressure, and did brilliantly out there!" Those were the after-match comments of beaming Hull City manager Phil Brown after his side were thumped 6-1 by Liverpool at Anfield today.

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Funny story: Tests confirm Manchester United is 'inter-gender'

Tests confirm Manchester United is 'inter-gender'

After weeks of controversy, doctors at the Heimlich Institute in Basle, Switzerland, have confirmed that Manchester United is 'inter-gender'. It was suggested some weeks ago by observers that the football team, despite playing in the men's profess...

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Funny story: Liverpool Boss Rafa Benitez To Be Sacked If Reds Don't Score Ten Against Hull City

Liverpool Boss Rafa Benitez To Be Sacked If Reds Don't Score Ten Against Hull City

The future of Liverpool's under-pressure Spanish boss Rafa Benitez hangs in the balance this morning after it emerged that he has been told that, should his side fail to score at least 10 goals against lowly Hull City at Anfield today, HE WILL BE FIR...

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Funny story: Shirtlifting Outlawed At Football Stadiums

Shirtlifting Outlawed At Football Stadiums

The Football Association today took its firmest steps yet to halt a growing trend in the game, by banning the unseemly and potentially painful activity known amongst players and fans alike as 'shirtlifting'. Shirtlifting came into football only ab...

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Funny story: Sol Campbell prompts bargepole boom

Sol Campbell prompts bargepole boom

High street statistics have indicated that sales of ten-foot bargepoles have increased dramatically following the announcement by Sol Campbell that he no longer wishes to be part of the set up at Notts County. The 35-year-old ex-England internatio...

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Funny story: Sol Campbell Quits Notts County

Sol Campbell Quits Notts County

Sol Campbell, the former Arsenal, Portsmouth and England defender, who signed for League Two side Notts County on a 5-year deal in August, has left the Meadow Lane outfit by 'mutual consent' after just one game. Rumours are rife that the player ma...

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Funny story: No laughing matter

No laughing matter

Mark Hughes' understandable dismay at the end of last weekend's Manchester derby was compounded last night when a leaked statement from The Referees Association revealed the joke shared between the game's fourth official and Sir Alex Ferguson at the...

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Funny story: Pooes vows to stand by Bell-on-me

Pooes vows to stand by Bell-on-me

Manchester City manager Mark Pooes is adamant stinker Craig Bell-on-me did not 'brew up' a confrontation with a Manchester United smeller during Sunday's derby. The Face Sitting Association have still to decide whether to act after Bell-on-me app...

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Funny story: Football Greats Honour Sir Bobby Robson (And Other Bobbies)

Football Greats Honour Sir Bobby Robson (And Other Bobbies)

Some of the biggest names in football have been gathering today to pay their final respects to former England, Newcastle United and Ipswich Town manager Sir Bobby Robson, who passed away in July after a long illness. Sir Bobby died on 31 July aged...

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Funny story: FA Refereeing Exam. 10 Multiple Choice Questions

FA Refereeing Exam. 10 Multiple Choice Questions

1. You're refereeing a match at Old Trafford with the scores level after 90 minutes. Do you (a) Award Manchester United a penalty, even if Ryan Giggs only trips over his own boot laces, (b) Send off the entire visiting team for daring to make a match of it against United, or (c) Add on 6 minutes of injury time, and hope that the Reds get a goal anyway. 2. You're subjected to endless vocal ab...

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Funny story: International Football Match Almost Held in London

International Football Match Almost Held in London

London UK: British Football (Soccer) Fans in attendance at Wembley Stadium were sorely disappointed when a highly touted match between the Birmingham National Panthers (BNP) and the Cardiff Polar Bears (CPB) was suddenly cancelled. Everything sta...

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