Showing:

Funny satire stories about Donald Trump

Try another search?

Funny story: To avoid conflicts of interest, Donald Trump tweets he will move all his businesses to Russia

To avoid conflicts of interest, Donald Trump tweets he will move all his businesses to Russia

NEW YORK, N.Y. - In a nebulous correspondence sent from his cell phone via Twitter at 3:13 a.m. on Sunday, Jan. 1, 2017, Donald Trump tweeted: I will be moving each and every one of my businesses from the USA and other countries to Russia. Althou...

Read full story
Funny story: Carrot Top First Headliner Signed To Trump Inauguration.

Carrot Top First Headliner Signed To Trump Inauguration.

Speaking to this reporter in Las Vegas, Scott Thompson, AKA Carrot Top, deflected criticism of his acceptance to headline Trump's inaugural ball. We met in his dressing room after one of his acclaimed standup comedy routines in Las Vegas, and he h...

Read full story
Funny story: Democrat's Last Hope: Trump Exorcism

Democrat's Last Hope: Trump Exorcism

As a last desperate attempt to thwart a Trump presidency, Democrat's have enlisted the help of New Mexico's Republican Governor Susanna Martinez. Vice President Joe Biden was in Santa Fe over the holidays and took time specifically to talk to Gov...

Read full story
Funny story: Trump Does Everything He Accused Rivals Of Doing

Trump Does Everything He Accused Rivals Of Doing

After an acrimonious presidential campaign where Donald Trump hurled all sorts of accusations at his rivals, Trump is now doing the very things he's accused others of doing. If there's any doubt let's look at what Trump said during the campaign co...

Read full story
Funny story: Trump Is Putin's Useful Idiot

Trump Is Putin's Useful Idiot

The movie "The Manchurian Candidate," concerns a communist plot to use the brainwashed son of a leading right-wing family to upend the American political system. Now it appears that life is imitating art. Donald Trump has been brainwashed by Vladi...

Read full story
Funny story: Charles Manson to play at Trump Inauguration

Charles Manson to play at Trump Inauguration

Depraved mass murderer, musician and Beach Boy song writer, Charles Manson, has agreed to play at the presidential inauguration being held at the White House in Washington DC on January 20th of 2017. The 82 year old Manson will be released from Corc...

Read full story
Funny story: Trump to bring ejected Russian spies back to the US

Trump to bring ejected Russian spies back to the US

President Obama struck back at Russia yesterday for its efforts to influence the 2016 election, ejecting 35 KGB Russian intelligence operatives from the United States and imposing sanctions on Russia's two leading intelligence services. In respons...

Read full story
Funny story: Trump shocked to learn he will become world's top drug lord at inauguration

Trump shocked to learn he will become world's top drug lord at inauguration

Sources close to Trump report he was shocked to learn at a CIA breifing that the world's biggest industry is crack and meth, and it's run by the POTUS. Trump called his advisors together who advised him he needed to not be a dope and get up to s...

Read full story
Funny story: Trump Gets Daily Intelligence Briefings From Putin

Trump Gets Daily Intelligence Briefings From Putin

Donald Trump said today that reason for his not getting daily briefs from the U.S. intelligence community that he was getting the briefings from the Russian espionage agency SVR (Foreign Intelligence Service). Trump said that he looked forward to...

Read full story
Funny story: In a Parting Gesture of Good Will, President Barack Obama Issues President-elect Donald Trump an Authentic Birther Certificate

In a Parting Gesture of Good Will, President Barack Obama Issues President-elect Donald Trump an Authentic Birther Certificate

WASHINGTON, D.C.--In a ceremony today at the White House, President Barack Obama issued an authentic Birther Certificate, signed and certified by Chief White House Strategist and Wife Beater Steven Bannon and White Nationalist Richard Spencer. T...

Read full story
Funny story: MAD Magazine, The Onion, The Spoof Discuss Possible Merger

MAD Magazine, The Onion, The Spoof Discuss Possible Merger

Still reeling from a drop in ratings, attributed to their misplaced confidence in a Clinton victory in the US presidential election, America's three top-rated satire publications have initiated tentative merger talks in an effort to shore up their pr...

Read full story
Funny story: Here are some of the tweets Donald Trump punched into his cell phone that were deleted

Here are some of the tweets Donald Trump punched into his cell phone that were deleted

Hollywood, Calif. - Sam Razzmatazz, host of "Hot Celebrities We Both Love & Hate", had an expose' on the eee Channel yesterday that exposed a number of tweets Donald Trump punched into his cell phone that were never sent but instead, went by way...

Read full story
Funny story: Donald Trump promises to supply female soldiers with chastity belts

Donald Trump promises to supply female soldiers with chastity belts

A press release today highlighted Trump's plan to add protection to female soldiers of the United States military. The plan consists of equipping each female soldier with a chastity belt to "prevent bad guys from doing bad things to 'em." Trump's...

Read full story
Funny story: Trump Will Start New Reality Show Based on Hiring and Firing Cabinet Members

Trump Will Start New Reality Show Based on Hiring and Firing Cabinet Members

Hollywood, CA President-elect Donald Trump announced today that he will have a new reality show starting in January. "I will be the only sitting President of the United States to ever have a major television show while serving as President. My sho...

Read full story
Funny story: Oprah Building Backup Government

Oprah Building Backup Government

The 2016 presidential election outcome shocked Oprah Winfrey as it shocked many others. However, after Trump announced his cabinet appointments, Oprah got busy. Oprah began creating a "spare" U.S. government on the off-chance the incoming adminis...

Read full story
Funny story: Americans Admit They're Tired of Democracy

Americans Admit They're Tired of Democracy

It's just gotten old. All this negotiating of different positions, compromise, civil discourse, trying to find the common good is tiresome. We're done with it. Heck we stopped talking to our neighbors, coworkers and relatives we disagree with years ago. No one likes to be called names. And it seems harder and harder to find any truths or values we can agree on anymore. Better just to ha...

Read full story
Funny story: Hillary Exposed Masquerading As Department Store Santa

Hillary Exposed Masquerading As Department Store Santa

Hillary Clinton hasn't been seen much since her humiliating loss to the Trumpster. Once by an adoring supporter hiking in the woods in Chappaqua, New York, where an endearing selfie was taken. Again, during her Capitol Hill "Fake News is an epidemic...

Read full story

Breaking news…
Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Subscribe…
Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more