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Funny story: Maradona To Succeed Ferguson As Manchester United Boss

Maradona To Succeed Ferguson As Manchester United Boss

Diego Maradona has emerged as a shock potential replacement for Sir Alex Ferguson should the Manchester United boss retire at the end of this season. Although Ferguson has said that he wishes to carry on it may be a case of the spirit being willin...

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Funny story: Footy Mascot In Theft and Bestiality Scandal

Footy Mascot In Theft and Bestiality Scandal

Hoops mascot, Hoopy the Hound, was arrested yesterday for wearing his new pair of baggy footy shorts in a public place, outside of Celtic Park, at the Sauchiehall Street Centre. Hoopy was busted by Strathclyde Police for violating a city ordinance...

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Funny story: Owen Hargreaves "Not Carried Away By A Balloon"

Owen Hargreaves "Not Carried Away By A Balloon"

Manchester United and England footballer Owen Hargreaves was not carried away by a large helium filled balloon. Instead he has been found alive and well in Alex Ferhuson's attic. Hargreaves has been missing for some time, and many feared the worse...

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Funny story: David Beckham's Beard To Join Notts County

David Beckham's Beard To Join Notts County

Mega bucks football club Notts County have signed David Beckham's beard in a bid to reach the premiership. Following the recent Sol Campbell fiasco the club have been looking for a big name signing. Beckham's beard could prove to be the perfect signi...

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Funny story: Fabio Capello gets tough with hard hitting Tommy Cooper jokes!

Fabio Capello gets tough with hard hitting Tommy Cooper jokes!

WEMBLEY [LONDON]: So I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?". He said "How flexible are you?". I said "I can't make Tuesdays". Imbedded into the England team set up for some days now, our on the spot reporter, issued wi...

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Funny story: ESPN's Erin Andrews and Skoob 1999 React to Rush Limbaugh's Bid to Buy Leeds United!

ESPN's Erin Andrews and Skoob 1999 React to Rush Limbaugh's Bid to Buy Leeds United!

London,England/ Soccer Pillow Talk and other Bollocks - Soccer fans gathered round the tellies of neighbourhood pubs last night to catch the late breaking news, and soccer exclusive, detailing the Colony's Most Listened to Talk Show Host's bid to buy...

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Funny story: Sir Alex tells Brit refs to get fit, no sex before games and lay off the "Chip Butties"!

Sir Alex tells Brit refs to get fit, no sex before games and lay off the "Chip Butties"!

Sir Alex Ferguson is facing a life long touchline ban becauser he publicly dared to call Premier league Refs a bunch of "Stodgies!" "They're fat, overweight, too old, can't run, smoke to much, have sex before matches and then expect to keep up wit...

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Funny story: Manchester United to replay un-won matches

Manchester United to replay un-won matches

As the world casts a weary eye towards the onslaught of Christmas, football clubs are now pondering an added complication that comes with the yuletide package. While one of the greatest bugbears in life as a Premiership manager is an increasingly...

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Funny story: ESPN's New Soccer Co Anchor Erin Andrews Says She Can't Get Enough of "The Big Red One!"

ESPN's New Soccer Co Anchor Erin Andrews Says She Can't Get Enough of "The Big Red One!"

Erin Andrews, ESPN's hot new soccer co- anchor, along with popular local commentator, Skoob, the Mope from Manchester, says her latest assignment has been the most 'exciting of my career', and despite being required to be impartial, she can't help ge...

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Funny story: Never, ever upset Liverpool Football Club, Michael Owen!

Never, ever upset Liverpool Football Club, Michael Owen!

Earlier this week Micheal Owen, the former Liverpool player in praising Sir Alex Ferguson, added life at Old Trafford was "everything you would expect of a top team, probably the biggest club in the world". Straight away, Michael Owen has put his...

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Funny story: ESPN's Hot New Announcer, Skoob, Questions Leeds United Ownership!

ESPN's Hot New Announcer, Skoob, Questions Leeds United Ownership!

Only on the ESPN soccer staff for less than a week, the dynamic pairing of popular local soccer announcer Skoob1999, and Peep Hole Princess, Erin Andrews, is paying dividends for ratings in the US with their totally new look into the cult of interna...

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Funny story: Fabio Cannavaro Doping Scandal

Fabio Cannavaro Doping Scandal

The footballing world received a shattering blow this lunchtime when it was revealed that Italy's 2006 World Cup- winning captain, Fabio Cannavaro, had failed a dope test. The Juventus captain, 36, who is also Italy's most-capped international pla...

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Funny story: ESPN Announces New Soccer Line Up with Erin Andrews and UK Nut Bag "Skoob1999"

ESPN Announces New Soccer Line Up with Erin Andrews and UK Nut Bag "Skoob1999"

NY,NY/ Entertainment and Sporting News - Over 35 avid US Soccer fans celebrated at the expatriate Oasis Bar and Grill on East 23rd Street today with the stunning announcement that 'real soccer' announcers would be appearing on the sports channel's la...

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Funny story: BBC turn their back on Capello's lions

BBC turn their back on Capello's lions

The BBC's decision not to broadcast this weekend's World Cup Qualifier between Ukraine and England has been met with dismay by football fans. Setanta were due to screen the match but broadcasting rights were put up for re-tender when the firm went...

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Funny story: "Bag of Bones" Found Alongside M5: Coppers Seek Whereabouts of Victoria Beckham!

"Bag of Bones" Found Alongside M5: Coppers Seek Whereabouts of Victoria Beckham!

London,Uk/ Scotland Yard/Interpol Missing Persons Bulletin/Amber Alert - Law enforcement officials at Interpol and Scotland Yard were working feverishly reviewing reams of film from area spy cameras after 'a bag of bones' was found just off the break...

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Funny story: Manchester United 'Extra Player' Claim To Be Investigated By FA

Manchester United 'Extra Player' Claim To Be Investigated By FA

The Football Association is to investigate a claim from Sunderland that Manchester United were allowed to field an extra player during their Premier League fixture at Old Trafford yesterday. The game ended 2-2, which was unfair on the Wearsiders,...

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Funny story: Alien spaceship seen hovering over Manchester, space time continuum altered

Alien spaceship seen hovering over Manchester, space time continuum altered

Scientists were astounded today when a large alien spaceship materialised over the English city of Manchester, and altered the space time continuum there. 'We'd suspected that the forces of nature in Manchester were being tampered with for a while...

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