In an extraordinary rant an X Factor insider has blamed satirical news site TheSpoof for some of the bizarre decisions that have been made on the show. "You bastards keep giving the crap performers the oxygen of publicity," he said. "Why can't...
A press release from SEN advises British TV viewers to forget all about the X-Factor and the flaky nutritionist who can't stand spiders in the jungle. Because tonight, it's all happening on Coronation Street in Weatherfield - the street Karl Pilki...
X Factor wannabe Katie Waissel's continued survival in the show can be explained by science claims a top boffin. Katie survived on the show this week at the expense of Aidan Grimshaw amid claims that the show is rigged. But top US physicist Dr...
Staff at Skoob Entertainment News have been forced to issue a public apology after nearly but not quite getting the result of this week's 'X-Factor The Result' show quite spot on. Editor in Chief of SEN, Skoob1999 blamed SEN supremo Buffty Ginslin...
Top insiders from the X-factor are tonight blaming Michael Jackson fans for the demise of Aiden Grimshaw. They are rumoured to be contemplating having an inquiry to see if an angry message received from Michael Jackson last week could have launched...
Desperate to get the real lowdown on the X-Factor, Skoob Entertainment News eventually managed to persuade eccentric English film director, Producer, and music critic Buffty Ginslinger to conduct an in-depth analysis of the remaining contestants and...
A team of media analysts from Swaythling University Of Statistics last night predicted that X-Factor hopeful Paije Richardson will be given the chop this evening, following a dramatic sing-off with Wagner. Professor Hughie Ralph told Skoob Enterta...
Aiden Grimshaw, the Blackpool lad accused of being "too intense" on the X-Factor, once again triumphantly blew away the judges, the studio audience, and millions of viewers at home last night with a soaring rendition of the Elton John classic 'Rocket...
Sources close to X-Factor hate figure Katie Waissel revealed today that on several occasions, the singer has come close to quitting the show. Katie, who has been absolutely slaughtered by the media was apparently sick and tired of being voted in t...
Following hot on the heels of last week's farcical X-Factor vote off, Skoob Entertainment News can exclusively reveal that Katie Waissel will probably escape the axe again this week. SEN supremo Buffty Ginslinger claims that he overheard a little...
Highly respected recording artiste, Pixie Lott has distanced herself from the current row surrounding X-Factor wannabes Katie Waissel and Cher Lloyd by simply having nothing whatsoever to do with any of that malarkey. Pixie, who served as a stand...
The X factor has been officially classified as moron fodder by the Pope and forbidden viewing to all RC's. In truth, the producer refused to have him on the show, saying the pontiff was not popular enough to bring in a decent audience so it's just a...
$imon Cowe££ first to leave the sinking ship as "nation's sweetheart" turns sour. Cheryl Cole went from nation's sweetheart to public enemy number one overnight after the X Factor vote-skewing fiasco. Thousands took to the blogosphere to demand sh...
On the day that Swindon was officially recognised as Britain's dumbest town, Skoob Entertainment News reporters came across a compulsive liar who insisted that popular TV show the X-Factor couldn't possibly be fixed. Jethro Ooarr, 27, told SEN tha...
Contraversial X-factor contestant and wannabe celebrity, Katie Waissel (24), is in the news again as rumours surface concerning her great-grandfather's alleged role in Hitler's death camps. According to the respected WW11 historian, Herbert Spangl...
Claims that Saturday's X Factor elimination was fixed were fuelled by a top alien expert last night. The show's host Dermot O'Leary has been reported to have said a plan was concocted during the ad break after Katie and Treyc had given their 'save...
X Factor judge Cheryl Cole faced even more controversy today as she admitted that she's so bad at making decisions that she can spend up to 6 hours a day sat on the toilet while she decides which hand she should use to wipe her arse. 'I look at my...
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