A gang of football hooligans were stopped at the gates of Rustenburg stadium this afternoon. At least 139 men dressed in red tunics and large hats sang Welsh songs at the crowds causing some disturbance. Chief of police, Captain Okou, said that...
Somalian extreme Islamic nutters will impose the death sentence if any Somalians are caught watching the World Cup games in South Africa. Banning the World Cup is an extreme Islamic Somalian ruling and the reason is, World Cup soccer is not an Isl...
TOKYO - Dr. Choofi Hirocheeto, one of the world's foremost experts on noise, has commented in several publications including the highly prestigious Hey What The Hell Was That Noise Illustrated Monthly, that the sound of the African trumpets known as...
A middle aged man dressed in rusty mail, a stained cod piece, carrying a broad sword and long bow, was detained after an inquiry into the cause of 22 mysterious deaths of travelers asphyxiated under a 5 acre St. George Cross the first day of the Wor...
Football fans complaining in front of their TV sets about the loud, continuous buzzing noise* at World Cup matches should think again. Imagine what it is like if you are in the crowd! English football fan Jim Cameron (David's cousin twice removed)...
There was anguish in the Antipodes this morning (or last night if you were in Britain at that time) when the Australian World Cup team announced that its 'star larker', painter, musician, singer, composer and all-round entertainer, Rolf Harris, would...
In an unprecedented charitable gesture, the German National footy team have decided to withdraw form the World Cup and give the rest a chance. After thrashing "new world wannabees" Australia last night the Germans feeling very charitable have deci...
You thought it was just all about soccer, but the World Cup has brought with it new and not so exciting games. Firstly, the Brazilian supporter deported from South Africa for stealing several handbags, big time Red Card! Then the unsporting Uru...
POLOKWANE, South Africa - John Mayer flew to South Africa to watch the World Cup game between Algeria and Slovenia at Polokwane's Laughing Hyena Stadium. Mayer said that he has been a fan of the Algerian team for the past two years ever since he s...
Johannesburg SA: Mr. Equine Butt of Chicago IL took his family to see the World Cup football matches. The football matchup between the USA and England being a once in a lifetime event, not occurring since the War of 1812. Mr. Butt came with his...
Critics have blamed England's poor performance in their opening World Cup game against the USA on 'eccentric' training sessions in which the players practice with bricks instead of footballs. The bizarre technique was recently introduced by coach Fab...
A technical glitch in ITV's coverage of the World Cup match between England and the USA caused everyone watching in High Definition to miss the England goal. As Steven Gerrard was slotting England's first goal of the tournament past the USA goalkeep...
World Cup officials on hand at the USA / England World Cup match were stunned to pearn that nearly 500,000 American TVs were tuned in. This number equals the total amount of Americans that heretofre had ever watched a soccer match on TV. Revelers...
Readers of The Spoof would have realised immediately why Robert Green fumbled the ball which resulted in the U.S.A. scoring a decisive equaliser against England. My sensational reports 'World Cup Shock for England' and 'Bees endanger World Cup' ha...
The US boys proved a point yesterday after they filled their tanks with junk food and run all over England filled with spaghetti and tortellini's. Fabio Capello especially was critical of his "slippery cock up" keeper, very green, Green. "We wa...
After the England football team drew their opening game with the USA 1-1 in Rustenburg, goalkeeper Robert Green has spoken for the first time about his World Cup nightmare. Green, it was who unwittingly allowed a tame Clint Dempsey shot through hi...
England's "keeper", Robert Green let the round hockey puck slip right through his hands, and an assured victory against a well-playing USA team turned into a 1-1 tie. The game, which, according to United States' Eastern Time, was played at 3:30am...
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