The US of A has been the world's largest weapons dealer in the post World War II era. War! What is it good for? has been answered by American capitalists with the rousing refrain: Absolutely Profitable! And so the armaments industry has rolled ou...
Britain's most decorated soldier has described the government's care of soldiers to be a disgrace. Brigadier General Sir Alvin Stardust, KCB OBE CBEEBES RAC MOT ABC LOOK OF LOVE SHOOT THAT POISON ARROW YMCA BBC ITV XTC said "These people have ser...
Right wing American lobbyists today began a massive PR drive to re-brand war as good. Citing the ongoing conflicts in Afghanistan and Iraq as examples the Right Wing nut jobs point out that war, far from being good for absolutely nothing, is actua...
Westminster - Rumblings in the corridors of power today following German MEP Ludwig Von Scheissenhauser's controversial address to the European Parliament yesterday when he stated that: "Ze reason for ze economic downturn in Der Fatherland can, an...
It has not been an easy transition to private life for former president George Bush.He wakes up each morning wondering where his valet is and why breakfast isn't ready yet. He wanders the parched acres of his Crawford Texas ranch wondering why the ro...
Following the attack by the French President Nicolas Sarkozy on the UK's economic policy there are growing fears that he actually has plans to invade Great Britain. The French who are still smarting from losing the battle of Waterloo are said to be m...
Barack Obama is scheduled to be interviewed by Matt Lauer on NBC approximately one hour before the Super Bowl kickoff at 6:20 p.m. EST. An anonymous source close to the President has disclosed that a major portion of Obama's first American television...
IOC chairman Sir Franco Nazti today announced that shooting American GIs was to become an Olympic sport. 'American soldiers are basically so useless that anyone can shoot them', the former fascist murderer spokesman said, 'so now we're making it a...
From Somewhere in a Bunker/ Late Breaking War News - The US Supreme Commander in Chief, Gen. Barry O'Bama declared his economic policies a disaster after only 7 days, and instead launched 2 lightning military strikes to unify the country and provide...
The U.S government have announced that, due to the recession and the need for urgent spending cutbacks, cheaper weapons will be deployed in the Middle East. An anonymous source reports that the government is musing over contracts for iphones that...
In the same way that roquefort can only come from the caves of Roquefort where French elves make the awful cheese from bat offal and champagne cannot be called champagne unless it's made by French monks suffering from cham pagne which is the fake dis...
British Prime Minister Gordon Brown today admitted that British soldiers have only been in Iraq to keep right-wing American colonialists happy, and that many of them have died simply to make Americans richer. 'I admit it all', the former left-wing...
British and German international peacekeepers have informed the EU and the desperate people of the Congo that they have chosen to retrain as morticians and gravediggers. The UK General in charge of the peacekeeping forces for the EU, Gen Hennie E...
News reports are trickling out of Iraq that its Thursday Flea Market & Hippie Stall Day passed by unnerving quietly. For the first time in 3 years, it appears that no suicide bombers were available to successfully activate a bomb in the name of m...
In an unprecedented move this evening, the Russian government declared war on the Lancashire mill town of Burnley following Chelsea's defeat in the Carling Cup at home to the East Lancashire minnows. Chelsea owner Roman Abramovich is said to have...
A Remembrance Service in the Midlands, to commemorate the dead of the First World War and other conflicts, had to be abandoned today when the massed ranks of worshippers forgot what they were supposed to be remembering. As most people will know, G...
Alarmed by recent incursions into 'Bad Guy' countries by 'Good Guy' forces, officials in the tiny European country of Liechtenstein today announced new security measures in response to the "accidental invasion" last year by its closest neighbor, Swit...
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