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Funny story: Putin Puts Fox News, Tea Party On Payroll

Putin Puts Fox News, Tea Party On Payroll

Conspiracy theories abound in the U.S.: The government caused 9/11, the FBI killed MLK, the CIA assassinated Lee Harvey Oswald, and so on. I think there's no truth in any of it. So, reporting on any supposed conspiracy is difficult for me. Ye...

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Funny story: Sour ass Putin slams 'CIA internet' after getting the boot from satirical site

Sour ass Putin slams 'CIA internet' after getting the boot from satirical site

Moscow, Russia - Still smarting after his IP address was blacklisted by satirical website NewsCorpse.Ru the Russian leader has vowed revenge on what he says is the CIA's biggest ever project since Edgar Hoover 'built that bloody dam'. According t...

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Funny story: Putin mug appears on new Crimean thruppeny bit

Putin mug appears on new Crimean thruppeny bit

Chicken Kiev - Vlad the Dictator's image has appeared on Crimean coins commemorating his triumph in the 2014 Paralytic Games. The new decimal denomination sees the Russian Zloty replace the old Ukrainian Shekel in a move reflecting the annexation...

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Funny story: Putin Says Alaska Not Part Of U.S.

Putin Says Alaska Not Part Of U.S.

Emperor Alexander II instructed the Russian minister to the United States, Eduard de Stoeckl, to enter into negotiations with U.S.' William Seward in the beginning of March 1867 to sell Russia's Alaska to the U.S. The negotiations concluded aft...

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Funny story: Norway Tells Russia They Are Putting A Stop To The Sardine Shipments

Norway Tells Russia They Are Putting A Stop To The Sardine Shipments

OSLO, Norway - The Norwegian government has stated that they will no longer be sending sardines to Russia. The decision was made due to the fact that Russian leader Vladimir Putin is not backing off of his aggression against the Ukraine. Norway...

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Funny story: Russia Orders "Chicken Kiev" Stricken From Restaurant Menus

Russia Orders "Chicken Kiev" Stricken From Restaurant Menus

Moscow - Russian President Vladimir Putin has issued an executive order requiring all restaurants in Russia to strike the dish 'Chicken Kiev' from their menus. Although Putin does not need the approval of the legislative branch of the Russian Federa...

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Funny story: Putin Makes Jerk Off Motions While Speaking With Obama

Putin Makes Jerk Off Motions While Speaking With Obama

It has been reported from Moscow that while discussing anything on the USA/Russian Telephone Hotline with US President Barack Obama, Russian leader Vladimir Putin makes jerk-off or wanker hand gestures to his aides. During last weeks call to Mosco...

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Funny story: Putin offers to send military support to Bundy Ranch

Putin offers to send military support to Bundy Ranch

The saga at the Bundy Ranch has gone International with the Russian President approaching Cliven Bundy earlier today. It is believed that Vladimir Putin offered the Bundy family up to five thousand trained personnel to guard his ranch and family f...

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Funny story: Pope Francis To Visit The Ukraine

Pope Francis To Visit The Ukraine

VATICAN CITY - The Vatican is reporting that Pope Francis is making plans to visit the Ukraine. His holiness has been advised by his team of advisers not to make the trip to Kiev, but he says that he has to go in order to show the world that he is...

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Funny story: One Ukranian soldier armed with a shovel continues to guard barracks in Crimea

One Ukranian soldier armed with a shovel continues to guard barracks in Crimea

Most of the Ukranian forces have pulled out of Crimea but one man remains, determined to hold his ground. First Sergeant Ihor Rodchenko is the exception. Stationed a few miles out of the provincial capital, he defiantly maintains his post. The...

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Funny story: Vladimir Putin Says He Has Never Heard Of The Ritz and Vows To Return It To Russia

Vladimir Putin Says He Has Never Heard Of The Ritz and Vows To Return It To Russia

Moscow - Russian President Vladimir Putin on Wednesday stated emphatically that he has never been on The Ritz and in fact is not and has never been associated with The Ritz. "I do not know what Ritz is," said Putin, "I have not been on Ritz."...

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Funny story: Secret Documents Reveal That Vladimir Putin Had Made Plans To Invade Colombia

Secret Documents Reveal That Vladimir Putin Had Made Plans To Invade Colombia

MOSCOW - An unidentified source with strong ties to upper Russian officials has revealed that he saw top secret documents concerning Russia's plan to invade the South American country of Colombia. The plans showed a date for the invasion to be som...

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Funny story: Putin has American Breakfast in Bed Served By Doubles of World Leaders Dressed in Swimming Shorts

Putin has American Breakfast in Bed Served By Doubles of World Leaders Dressed in Swimming Shorts

Vladimir Putin has hired "look alikes" of world political leaders on permanent contracts to wait at table and valet him. Reputed to be clad in swimwear only, they walk around his Mansion like smething out of a Cecil B. Demille epic, all except the Ba...

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Funny story: Vladimir Putin's secret bastard offspring named in divorce decree

Vladimir Putin's secret bastard offspring named in divorce decree

Moscow - Over thirty years of cloak and dagger shagging has come full circle for the ex-KGB thug whose divorce to buxom blond ex-Khrushchev Airways stewardess Lyudmila Pissoff was finalised today. According to NewsCorpse stringers Papers filed bef...

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Funny story: Putin Fantasises about Massaging Barack Obama - Top Aide reveals in Exclusive The Spoof Interview

Putin Fantasises about Massaging Barack Obama - Top Aide reveals in Exclusive The Spoof Interview

A former top Aide of Vladimir Putin speaking from a Siberian Gulag has told The Spoof that his former boss was an "admirer" of the way that Barack Obama looked in beach shorts. He revealed that Vladimir has had extensive psychotherapy to rid himself...

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Funny story: Vladimir Putin Says He Is Pulling Back Some Troops From The Ukraine

Vladimir Putin Says He Is Pulling Back Some Troops From The Ukraine

MOSCOW - Russian leader Vladimir Putin would make a great used car salesman. He informed the world's news media that he was pulling back some Russian troops from the Ukraine. But what he failed to say was that he was replacing them with fresh troo...

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Funny story: Pope Francis Invites Vladimir Putin and Kim Jong Un To Visit Him At The Vatican

Pope Francis Invites Vladimir Putin and Kim Jong Un To Visit Him At The Vatican

VATICAN CITY - The Vatican View News Agency of Vatican City has stated that Pope Francis has sent text messages to Vladimir Putin, leader of Russia, and to Kim Jong Un, leader of North Korea. The pope stated that he wants the two gentlemen to make...

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