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Funny story: Cardinals Gather for Conclave

Cardinals Gather for Conclave

Vatican City - In a solemn ritual dating back to the Dark Ages, cardinals from around the world have gathered in the Vatican's famed Sistine Chapel to elect a successor to Pope John Paul II.

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Funny story: Yoda 7-1 on to Become New Pope

Yoda 7-1 on to Become New Pope

The Vatican announced that it is considering a suggestion that they should not elect a new Pontiff but replace the late lamented John Paul with a CGI (Computer Generated Image) and to have this image as a Star Wars character to attract a younger cli...

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Funny story: Conclave of the College of Cardinals about to Commence

Conclave of the College of Cardinals about to Commence

Vatican City-Cardinal Joseph Ratzinger is already getting fed up with his colleagues in the College of Cardinals. "To all of my brother cardinals, I must say this: put a sock in it. Just SHUT UP!"...

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Funny story: Pope- "I was on the grassy knoll"

Pope- "I was on the grassy knoll"

A sometimes reliable scource inside the Vatican has revealed startling information regarding the dying words of Pope John Paul II ...

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Funny story: Pope's Funeral Continues

Pope's Funeral Continues

VATICAN CITY - As night turned to day, and day back into night, the funeral service for Pope John Paul II have continued here in Rome and show no signs of abating. Already nearing the twenty hour mark, Vatican officials have confirmed that they inte...

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Funny story: Vatican Admits "Weekend At Bernie's" Influence

Vatican Admits "Weekend At Bernie's" Influence

In an admission that was becoming obvious to the world, the Vatican finally acknowledged that their treatment of the deceased pontiff was indeed adapted from the popular movie "A Weekend At Bernies". The hit movie depicted two young men who's boss ha...

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Funny story: Vatican Details Plans for Pope's Burial

Vatican Details Plans for Pope's Burial

Vatican City - Vatican official today provided detailed plans for the burial of Pope John Paul II. One detail that is sure to anger some longtime Pope-watchers is the plan to bury Pope John Paul in the grave used by Pope John the XXIII.

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Funny story: Controversy Over Photo of Pope John Paul II

Controversy Over Photo of Pope John Paul II

VATICAN ((AP) As hundreds of mourners walked past Pope John Paul II's body which was laying in state in the frescoed Apostolic Palace, many hushed whispers broke out as the people got close to the body. The mourners generally remained respectful...

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Funny story: Soothsayers warn: Almighty's wrath on Pope's secret sister, next on the coffin list

Soothsayers warn: Almighty's wrath on Pope's secret sister, next on the coffin list

Vatican City, Sunday 3 April, 2005 - (Rioters) Italian soothsayers warned today that the wrath of the Almighty will be upon the peoples of the Earth unless world politicians repent right away and open up the security and intelligence files they have...

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Funny story: Pope Recovers

Pope Recovers

VATICAN CITY Apr 1, 2005.

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Funny story: Vatican Vexed by "Schiavo Show"

Vatican Vexed by "Schiavo Show"

Vatican City - Vatican officials expressed frustration with the relative lack of attention the given the Papal death-watch in light of the ongoing media attention dedicated to the just completed Terri Schiavo death-watch. They expressed hope that Sc...

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Funny story: Pope "still not dead" - Vatican

Pope "still not dead" - Vatican

Wednesday 30th March. Thousands of people around the globe are fighting to come to terms with the news tonight that the Pope still isn't dead.

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Funny story: Pope comes out in favor of gay divorce

Pope comes out in favor of gay divorce

Vatican City (Spoof International News Syndicate)-Pope John Paul has written a speech for the coming meeting of Cardinals at the Vatican that contains his new edict regarding gay divorce. Spoof's correspondent in the Vatican has obtained an advance...

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Funny story: Pope's Tracheotomy Performs First Miracle

Pope's Tracheotomy Performs First Miracle

VATICAN CITY - A 22-year-old nurse at Rome's Gemelli Polyclinic claims to be the first beneficiary of a miracle performed by Pope John Paul II's tracheotomy. Gina Lola Palooza told reporters this morning that she saw "a huge flame" burst from John Pa...

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Funny story: Vatican reports new Pope Flu case

Vatican reports new Pope Flu case

The Vatican has reported its first case of Pope flu to affect a human in more than three days...

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Funny story: Pope Seeks New Role

Pope Seeks New Role

The Vatican has said Pope John Paul will remain in hospital for a few more days, as he decided to rest up whilst his upholstered wheelchair is sent back to FIAT for its annual service.

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Funny story: Pope Clamors for Retirement, Decries Vatican "Sweatshop Practices"

Pope Clamors for Retirement, Decries Vatican "Sweatshop Practices"

VATICAN CITY --- Sources close to Pope John Paul II have revealed that the pontiff has been begging Vatican officials to be released from his official duties that he may enter retirement. However, the governing council remains adamant in its position...

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