Vatican City-Pope Benedict XVI made his first public appearance today, acknowledging the throngs of faithful from the balcony of the papal apartment. Amidst all the mutually heartfelt joy, though, came a bombshell-the Vatican is moving.
Vatican City - The chant rippled across the crowds gathered in St. Peter's Square: "Viva il papa" ("Long live the Pope"). Vatican officials, however, are not expecting the 78 year old Joseph Ratzinger, now Benedict XVI, to have an especially long P...
Firefighters raced towards the Vatican tonight. Black smoke was seen bellowing from the rooftop by a Japanese tourist and he promptly called the emergency services. On arrival, the Papal firefighters initially thought that the smoke was to signal tha...
VATICAN CITY, ROME - As the highly anticipated white smoke emerged today from the Sistine Chapel stovepipe chimney announcing the election of the new Pope, a collective cheer was heard from Catholics around the world.
In an unprecedented first strike against other worldwide religions, the Vatican has started the launch of 115 Cardinals against the enemy faiths and doctrines. Obviously, the lack of leadership at the Vatican has caused a catastrophic breakdown in di...
Vatican City - In a solemn ritual dating back to the Dark Ages, cardinals from around the world have gathered in the Vatican's famed Sistine Chapel to elect a successor to Pope John Paul II.
The Vatican announced that it is considering a suggestion that they should not elect a new Pontiff but replace the late lamented John Paul with a CGI (Computer Generated Image) and to have this image as a Star Wars character to attract a younger cli...
Vatican City-Cardinal Joseph Ratzinger is already getting fed up with his colleagues in the College of Cardinals. "To all of my brother cardinals, I must say this: put a sock in it. Just SHUT UP!"...
A sometimes reliable scource inside the Vatican has revealed startling information regarding the dying words of Pope John Paul II ...
VATICAN CITY - As night turned to day, and day back into night, the funeral service for Pope John Paul II have continued here in Rome and show no signs of abating. Already nearing the twenty hour mark, Vatican officials have confirmed that they inte...
In an admission that was becoming obvious to the world, the Vatican finally acknowledged that their treatment of the deceased pontiff was indeed adapted from the popular movie "A Weekend At Bernies". The hit movie depicted two young men who's boss ha...
Vatican City - Vatican official today provided detailed plans for the burial of Pope John Paul II. One detail that is sure to anger some longtime Pope-watchers is the plan to bury Pope John Paul in the grave used by Pope John the XXIII.
VATICAN ((AP) As hundreds of mourners walked past Pope John Paul II's body which was laying in state in the frescoed Apostolic Palace, many hushed whispers broke out as the people got close to the body. The mourners generally remained respectful...
Vatican City, Sunday 3 April, 2005 - (Rioters) Italian soothsayers warned today that the wrath of the Almighty will be upon the peoples of the Earth unless world politicians repent right away and open up the security and intelligence files they have...
VATICAN CITY Apr 1, 2005.
Vatican City - Vatican officials expressed frustration with the relative lack of attention the given the Papal death-watch in light of the ongoing media attention dedicated to the just completed Terri Schiavo death-watch. They expressed hope that Sc...
Wednesday 30th March. Thousands of people around the globe are fighting to come to terms with the news tonight that the Pope still isn't dead.
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