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Funny story: NVQ in drug taking for professional criminals announced

NVQ in drug taking for professional criminals announced

Now that judges have deemed it fitting that thieves who steal to fund their drug, alcohol or gambling habits should be spared jail, Leicester University has announced an NVQ in drug taking, gambling and binge drinking.

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Funny story: High oil prices due to 'Magic Pixies'

High oil prices due to 'Magic Pixies'

The extraordinarily high global oil prices are the result of actions taken by Magic Pixies, Gordon Brown heard today. At a meeting with the UK's top Oil executives they explained how it wasn't their fault, Gordon Brown explained it wasn't...

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Funny story: Hull City To Become The 'New Bolton Wanderers'

Hull City To Become The 'New Bolton Wanderers'

Experts claim Premiership newboys Hull City are the 'new Bolton Wanderers' and bear all the hallmarks of the Trotters, being physical, gritty, resilient, and prone to booting the ball forward rather than pass...

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Funny story: Ronnie Love, Obama's Down Low!

Ronnie Love, Obama's Down Low!

What better handle for a Presidential Candies Back Door than Ronnie Love?...

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Funny story: Bill Clinton Sells Beer Goggles on eBay

Bill Clinton Sells Beer Goggles on eBay

Former president Bill Clinton put a few items up for sale on eBay today, including his infamous Beer Goggles. Experts say that the item will bring a huge price on the auction website due to their value to collectors.

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Funny story: Hyundai Announces Nerf Cars

Hyundai Announces Nerf Cars

Hyundai Motor America announced a breakthrough today that will promote safety and fuel economy. The Korean car maker will start selling Nerf cars in the second quarter of 2009.

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Funny story: Teenager not stabbed in Harrogate - leaders dismayed

Teenager not stabbed in Harrogate - leaders dismayed

The scene outside the "Spinal Taps" public house in Harrogate was chaotic last night as revellers spilled onto the street to find that a teenager had not been stabbed.

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Funny story: Emma Watson To Host New Game Show

Emma Watson To Host New Game Show

For some reason unknown to me, Harry Potter Actress Emma Watson has launched her own show 'Who Wants Some Of My Millions'. The show will be very much like 'Who Wants To Be a Millionaire' except of course it will be on the BBC and Emma...

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Funny story: Homeless Man Spends His Last Dollar On a Miniature Universe

Homeless Man Spends His Last Dollar On a Miniature Universe

A homeless man, who has been living on the streets for the past 25 years, has used the only money he has to buy a miniature universe which he intends to mold in his 'own image'.

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Funny story: Daniel Radcliffe To Star In Big Brother 2008

Daniel Radcliffe To Star In Big Brother 2008

It is that time of year again, big brother time. Two dozen wannabes enter house, fool around, sometimes with each other, shout and scream and then eventually get voted off. Whilst we naively watch on the edge of our seats and the newspapers dig up ev...

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Funny story: Zimbabwean navy orders 2 nuclear submarines

Zimbabwean navy orders 2 nuclear submarines

Major Ize Waters, self-appointed admiral of Zimbabwe's navy, and brother-in-law to Robert "Mad Robbie and even Madder Bob" Mugabe (through his 17th wife), has ordered 2 Vlavidar-class nuclear submarines from Russia at a cost of just und...

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Funny story: Americans To Celebrate Independence Day With Third-Degree Burns, Drunk Driving

Americans To Celebrate Independence Day With Third-Degree Burns, Drunk Driving

OMAHA - Americans are gearing up for the upcoming celebration of Independence Day with plans to barbeque, let off fireworks, inflict third-degree burns on themselves and others, and drive drunk.

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Funny story: Insensitive Jerk Tells Female Co-Worker: "Gee, that's a nice blouse, Charlene." - Charged With Sexual Harassment

Insensitive Jerk Tells Female Co-Worker: "Gee, that's a nice blouse, Charlene." - Charged With Sexual Harassment

SEATTLE - An extremely insensitive jerk was arrested today after he blatantly informed a female co-worker that he thought she had a nice blouse.

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Funny story: Pop music fan sues Department for Public Works for 'Mud on Road' sign

Pop music fan sues Department for Public Works for 'Mud on Road' sign

An irate pop music fan from Loughton, Lance Lyde, is suing the Department for Public Works over a sign outside the pub he frequents.

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Funny story: Robert Mugabe to be honoured by The Queen

Robert Mugabe to be honoured by The Queen

Robert Mugabe, the dictatorial supremist who is currently running Zimbabwe…into the ground that is…is set to receive a special honour from The Queen.

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Funny story: Shock as MP declares genuine expense

Shock as MP declares genuine expense

In a revelation which has rocked the world of politics, it has been revealed today that a member of the British parliament has claimed a genuine expense.

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Funny story: King Arthur's round table was in fact square

King Arthur's round table was in fact square

The unearthing of some documents dating back to last year have conclusively revealed that King Arthur's table used for knight meetings, admittedly not necessarily at night, was in fact square and not round as previously thought.

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