Fans of Tiger Woods will be glad to know that the Tiger is coming home to Florida to join his wife and kids as long as he takes salt peter pills, or has some in his food. According to wife, Elin, after Tiger repeatedly failed his tests with women...
Tiger Woods has just completed his stay at The Libido Be Gone Sexual Rehabilitation Clinic in Mississippi. Tiger's physician at the clinic was Dr. Turner Elderflower, noted sex therapist, counselor, and bon vivant. Dr. Elderflower said that Mr...
After days of rampant speculation, it is now official, John Terry, is no longer the captain of Coach Fabio Capello's England team. Capello speaking in front of hundreds of reporters from all over the world, including Alaska, Borneo, and Phoenix, s...
A SPOKESMAN for a major golf and apparel manufacturer confirmed today that it will "indemnify" and "pay" Tiger Woods for any payments necessary to satisfy Elin Woods, "if only Tiger will get back on the tour." Rumors are circulating that Tiger could...
John Terry has admitted that Tiger Woods was the inspiration behind his recent infidelity. "I really love Golf but Tiger I love with all my heart", gushed the England Captain praising his hero to our reporter who'd managed to gain a rare interview...
Where do Winehouse, Lohan. Paris, Tiger Woods & Mel Gibson go for rehab help and have fun at the same time? It's Captain Fizz-Bangs Rehab Of The Stars, right in Hollywood. After flunking out of the sex clinic in Mississippi, where did Tiger c...
Ex-Tiger Woods mistress and Call girl, Loredana Jolie says that Tiger Woods "Is not normal" in bed. This she plans to go into detail in her upcoming book, "Tiger Woods Not Normal In Bed". But don't feel lonesome Tiger, she's planning to spill her...
Sex-addict ex-golfer Tiger Woods, 45, wore me out, a leather-clad BDSM Mistress asserted yesterday. Mistress Payne, 35, of exclusive San Fransisco S&M Dungeon Hades - a popular source of therapy for nympho celebrities such as Bible-Basher Bill...
The new firm, SEXMasters, LLC with Senator John Edwards leading the way, will specialize in providing familial shuck and jive lines, stealth travel and communication technologies as well as DNA Denial Defenses to married men, committed sports figures...
London - (Offside Mess): She's a luscious, silken-bodied French underwear model; he's captain of Chelsea and England - and worth a bob or two. But is this silly shagging caper really the new Tiger Woods? As the UK tabloids pitch for a slice o...
HATTIESBURG, Mississippi - Elin Nordegren traveled to the Delta state to visit her husband, Tiger Woods, who is in rehab to cure him of Dickaliticus, which is the inherent urge to try and poke every white female of pokeable age. Elin, who still an...
Sydney - Down under you might think that Tiger Woods reputation might actually be seen as a macho achievement, but not in the eyes of Roger Federer. Tiger's tennis pal apparently snubbed the Tiger after he finished his semi-final with Tsongas. He...
After all the wild stories, most apparently being true, of Tiger Woods escapades since last Thanksgiving , most people gave up on Tiger and Elin Woods but that may not be so. Several people claim that they saw the two together on the Bay St. Louis...
TAMPA, Florida - Elin Nordegren has just finished writing her first book and it is on her husband Eldrick Tont Woods and the members of his Golf Gate Scorecard Cutey Club. Elin chose the book title from a list of over 70 choices that she had writt...
Hollywood and the rest of the Planet - Movie goers everywhere are eagerly awaiting the release of a movie in the making regarding the Tiger Woods dilemma. Starring in this blockbuster, comedy will be Eddie Murphy as Tiger Woods and Cameron Diaz as...
Tiger Woods is not upset about jokes - Sitting in his small, comfortable quarters at the Sex Rehab Clinic in Mississippi, the sports legend chuckles at the latest joke written about him. His sponsor at the clinic says, "Tiger is in good spirits de...
The latest from the Tiger Woods saga is that, even if Elin is no longer wearing her wedding ring, things are not completely over yet. No one has filed for a divorce. After more than a dozen women have came forward and admitted to affairs with T...
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